I went to work. I went to the fitness club. There was no bridge club. Beth invited me over to play cards with Carmen and Abigail. Carmen cried, Abigail sniffled, and Beth tried to tell me that everything would be alright.
Three weeks after my last meeting with Christina, Beth called me.
- "Saturday. My place. Noon. Be here." she said.
- "What's up?" I asked.
- "Christina wants us all there. All of us. It's an official bridge club meeting."
- "Bridge Club? What does that even mean?"
- "Just be here." said Beth, and she hung up.
I showed up. I was surprised when Darren opened the door. He shook my hand, and said "Good luck."
Carmen and Beth were in the living room. Then Abigail came out of Beth's bedroom. She saw me, and said "Your turn".
I walked into the bedroom. Christina was standing by the window.
- "Sit down." she said. I sat on the edge of the bed. There was nowhere else to sit.
Christina studied me for a while. She had tremendous composure. I was sweating, whereas she looked as though the only thing on her mind was whether to order a latte or a cappucino.
- "You're an idiot." she said.
- "Quite often." I agreed.
- "Don't be cute." she said.
I shook my head.
- "You hurt me very badly." said Christina. "Massimo made me feel dirty. Like I needed a shower. But you betrayed my trust. That hurt more." She held up her hand, to prevent me from saying 'I'm sorry'.
"Don't say SHIT! Just sit there and SHUT THE FUCK UP!"
Christina started pacing.
- "I had no expectations of Massimo. I thought that he was a lizard, and I wasn't far off. He's a snake. But you - I thought you were ... "
I couldn't help myself. Tears came to my eyes.
"After everything that has happened," said Christina, "I have come to two conclusions. First, Massimo disgusts me. What he did to Abigail was unpardonable. And he offered me money to sleep with him. I feel debased. But you ..."
I felt about two inches tall.
- "I had higher hopes for you. There are times, Norm, when you show kindness, and empathy. In your own mind, you may even have felt that you were worthy of me. My three best friends don't bear you a grudge. In fact, they all speak highly of you. And Darren likes you. I value his opinion more than you know."
"The four of them have convinced me to give you a second chance."
I was stunned. I don't know what I had been expecting, but it wasn't that.
- "Did you hear me, Norm? I will give you a second chance."
- "Yes. I heard. Second chance."
- "But I have conditions. Several conditions. You must meet them all. To the letter. Or I swear that I will write you off like a bad investment. There will be no negotiation. None. You accept all of my conditions, before I even tell you what they are - or we are done. Do you understand?"
- "I do."
- "Do you accept my conditions?"
- "Yes."
Christina walked to the bedroom door, and called Beth, Carmen, and Abigail. All three girls crowded into the bedroom with us. Beth carried a notepad.
- "Norm," said Christina, "you stand by the window. Beth, you, Abigail and Carmen on the bed."
We got ourselves arranged to her satisfaction.
- "Condition number one." said Christina. "You will not have sex with anyone, for the rest of this year, unless I give you my express approval.
In advance.
Is that clear, and do you accept this condition, Norm?"
I could have said no, of course.
- "Yes." I said.
Beth made a checkmark on the notepad.
- "Second condition. You must find two new members for the bridge club. Preferably male. Massimo and Jake are not eligible. Nor is Emily. They must be decent bridge players, and reasonably cute. Not Scott. Do you understand, and do you accept?"
- "Yes." I said.
- "Third. You must win the bet with Massimo." Christina let that sink in.
- "Ummm ..."
- "I know." she said. "That means that you must have sex with Beth. I am going to grant you permission, in advance."
I glanced at Beth. She shrugged and raised her eyebrows.
- "That's ... ummm."
- "Unusual?" said Christina. "Not a hardship, for you? Bizarre? Yes, all of those. I'm not very thrilled with the idea. But Beth is willing. And there's no other way to stop Massimo from winning."
Christina took a deep breath. "Then, you will have to sleep with Emily. But she will only participate if it's a threesome, with another girl. Carmen has agreed to be that other girl. She will make contact with Emily, and set it up. And don't you dare crack a smile, Norm!"
- "Absolutely not." I said. "Deadly serious."
- "You had better be." said Christina, though clenched teeth. "Now, when all this ...
fucking
is done, you will be celibate for the next 6 months. One week before the deadline of your bet with Massimo, I will make up my mind."
"If I choose to have no more contact with you, then you will not call me, you won't come to my house, and you will not try to persuade my friends to run messages for you. Do you understand, and do you accept this condition?"
My mouth was suddenly very dry. "Yes."
- "Fine. There is, of course, the possibility that I may decide to have sex with you myself, so that you win the bet, instead of just stopping Massimo from winning. If I do that, there is one more condition."
- "And that is?"
- "That you donate the $5000 to charity. All of it." said Christina.
- "I understand. And I accept." I said.
- "Good." said Christina. "Is that everything, Beth?"
She didn't need to, but Beth consulted her notepad.
- "All done."
- "Alright then." said Christina. She spoke to Beth. "Then you two can have sex this Saturday night. From dusk until dawn.
And I don't want to hear a word about it afterwards.
" With that, Christina left the room. We all heard the door slam as she left the apartment, too.
- "That went well." said Abigail.
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The phone rang on Friday night. It was Beth.
- "So ... tomorrow night ..." she said.
- "I know. It's a bit weird."
- "A bit?"
- "OK, it's a lot weird." I admitted. "Should we ... your place, or mine?"
- "Yours." said Beth. "Christina's idea. She's over at my place fairly often, and she said she doesn't want to think about it every time she walks by my room."
- "That's ... awkward." I said.
- "Never mind. I'll see you tomorrow."
It was decidedly odd. Part of me wanted to do nothing more that would upset Christina. But I knew that this had to happen if we were to prevent Massimo from winning the bet. And it was Beth. I liked her. And I was attracted to her. Had she not being seeing Jake, would I have chosen her over Christina?
She arrived around 7:30. Sunset wasn't until 7:52, if we were going to strictly observe Christina's conditions. Beth was wearing a dark shirt and a skirt. We were both nervous.
I poured us a drink. I suggested that we sit on the couch, but Beth asked if she could use my washroom. She was gone for quite a while.
When she came back, was Beth was wearing only a matching red bra and panties, with frilly lace. The top looked like a catapult loaded with two bocce balls. Her hips were wide, but she had great legs. To top it all off, she wore red heels.
I forgot to breathe. Beth stood still for a moment, to let me admire her. She put a hand on one hip, and raised the other hand, as if to say 'Ta-da!'. It was quite a spectacle. I was fully erect.
- "Is it 7:48 yet?" she asked.