Catherine whooped and cheered along with the rest of the group as Lilly did a perfect split right onto the suction cup dildo she'd stuck to the stage. Her heart was pounding, though, and she could barely enjoy the other participants in the talent show.
Lilly bounced up and down a few times, then stood back up, starting a clap. She walked two paces then did a backwards cartwheel, landing back in a split right back on the dildo. The crowd went wild, and even Catherine momentarily forgot her anxiety.
She still winced, wondering how often that went in the wrong hole during practice, but then remembered Lily was the only one in the club even willing to try taking Jonah in her ass. If she'd prepped beforehand...
"Give it up for Lily and her acrodildonics routine!" the DJ announced.
Cat really should learn his name. She'd been coming here almost an entire year, and he seemed like a nice enough guy. Never joined in though, much to some of her friends' chagrin.
Lily took a bow, popping the dildo off the stage. She wiped lube off the smooth wood boards with a towel and hopped off the front into the crowd, arms up. Hands ran all over her body from all sides, squeezing and caressing and groping.
"I hear she and her husband decided solo play was on the table now," Jonah whispered.
Cat snapped back to reality. She'd heard Lilly was amazing at going down on other women, but her husband gave Cat the heebie jeebies. If she was playing solo...
"Now let's welcome our next contestants to the stage, Catherine and Jonah!"
The world dropped away from underneath Catherine. She'd fucked half the people in this room, she'd fantasized about fucking half of the rest, but the idea of getting on stage and performing for them was still terrifying. She let Jonah pull her to her feet and settled her outrageously short skirt back down. Well, outrageously short outside of the club, her "sexy magician" outfit was probably one of the most demure in the entire room. Siobhan was wearing a belt with a holster, a cowboy hat, and fishnets, and not a stitch else. Several of the guys just wore novelty underwear. She'd spotted one Leeloo Dallas, except Sarah had used white electrical tape that barely covered her nipples and put on a white thong.
Jonah wore a classic magician's assistant outfit. Finding him a body suit that could fit his massive cock had been a challenge. In the end, Catherine had bought him a bathing suit four sizes too big and had then painstakingly taken the body in. It still pinched in places, and the skirt sat weirdly because his cock, already straining to get out, was tucked up against his stomach. And was now pressed against her back.
It only took Jonah clearing his throat twice for Catherine to remember the spiel they'd been rehearsing. He was an angel for putting up with her stage fright. She had so few lines, and these were friends and acquaintances, so it didn't even matter if she flubbed them. Lilly hadn't said a single word on stage, and still the crowd had gone wild.
"Guys and gals and non-binary pals! Tonight, I will perform an act of magic so daring, so outrageous, I got barred from the last three venues I performed it at. Guess I should've checked the dress code first!" Catherine said, her voice only shaking a little. The crowd didn't seem to notice and still laughed at her attempt at a joke.
"With the help of my -- " She paused and made a large gesture at Jonah " -- lovely assistant, I will make an object disappear that is so large, it will defy belief!"
The crowd whooped and cheered as Jonah made his bows. Cat adjusted her outfit as the crowd's attention was on Jonah, finding some of her confidence again. She looked damn good in this, and the neckline swooped nice and low. The thought of performing for everyone, even if it wasn't going to be to completion today, really got her going too now that she was on stage.
"Maestro! Drumroll, please, as I prepare to unveil what shall vanish before your very eyes!"
The DJ started a tinny sounding drumroll as Catherine stepped behind Jonah and reached between his slightly parted legs. There was a set of snaps, and she'd been practicing getting them loose in one swift motion. She twisted her wrist and the elastic fabric shot away in both directions just as the drumroll reached its crescendo.
By the reaction from the crowd, the reveal had been as spectacular as she'd hoped. She cupped his balls, freshly shaved for the occasion, and stepped to the side. Christ, she longed to just rip her own clothing off and jump him. The women in the crowd were whooping and hollering, and some of the men too. Catherine grinned at the new couple, who sat staring, transfixed. The woman, a petite blonde about their own age, mouthed holy shit, her eyes wide as saucers.
