"Craig's a game player," Fr. Christian Farnsworth said, "He'll probably want to play a game with you before he gets down to business."
"That's all right by me, Chris" Susanna Cox answered as she navigated traffic on the way to her first appointment. "The last three guys weren't your list, and I had a hard time trying to convince them to increase their subscriptions to the diocesan paper through words alone."
"Well, Craig will have something weird in store for you, Susie. I hope you're up for anything; he's popped for whatever he wants to do."
She shuddered delicately. "I'm ready. I'm ready for anything."
St. Isadore was rural parish in the beginning, but the growth of the suburbs had changed it dramatically in the '80's. Fr. Craig Biaggio was in his early 40s, around Susie's age, and he greeted her warmly after a short time in his waiting room. "Glad to see you, Ms. Cox. I'm looking forward to our time together. Can I interest you in a drink?"
"It's a little early for me."
"Oh, I have a pitcher of Bloody Mary's made up in the game room. It's mostly tomato juice."
"Well, I'll have one, maybe."
They went into the basement: a clean, well organized room dominated by a ping pong table, with a bar in the corner. He poured her a drink from a chilled pitcher and place a stalk of celery with a shot of hot sauce before fixing an eye opener for himself. "I keep the place up for my brother priests to play cards, have a drink and maybe play a little ping pong."
"Bet you had some astounding poker games down here."
"You bet. In fact, I'd like to make a little bet with you this morning."
"Yes?" She said, sipping her drink.
"We play a little game of ping pong. If you win, you can do anything you like with me, including walking away with the names in your pocket."
"And if I lose?"
"You have to do anything I want."
"Done. It's been years since I've played ping pong."
They finished their drinks in short order, and he handed her a paddle. They took their places at opposite ends of the table, and Susie noticed a huge mirror behind Fr. Craig, which was very distracting. They pinged back and forth a few times to get warmed up, but when they started keeping score, it was no contest. He skunked her without breaking a sweat.
Coming around the table facing the mirror, he bent her over the table, and lifted her floral skirt. "Now for your forfeit. My, what a nice ass you have."
"Thank you. What are you going to do with me?"
"You'll see." He started rubbing her asscheeks in large circles, tickling her crack and probing her thighs. Pulling her panties down, he brought his hand down on her white flesh with a loud smack.
"Ow!" she yelped. "Is this the penalty for losing at ping pong?"