After a thoroughly predictable Saturday morning, filled with the usual chores - laundry, cleaning, even starting my taxes, ugh - I decided I owed myself a treat, a trip out of the house to do something interesting. And given our conversation earlier in the week, the perfect idea presented itself: a trip to my local neighborhood sex shop. Of course, I don't really have a local neighborhood sex shop - this town of mine isn't exactly Amsterdam. But there is that chain store that's quite well stocked...
On my drive towards the mall, I played through our last encounter in my head. You had asked me to touch you, to stroke your cock until it was hard, and then to go to work pleasuring you, alternating between my hands and mouth. And you loved to make me work, to prolong things as long as possible. You asked me to talk dirty to you, to describe in detail all of the naughty activities I'd gotten up to since you saw me last, as I continued to stroke and stroke and stroke.
And then you had given me a challenge: to find an appropriate lubricant that would facilitate these long hand-jobs you loved, and yet was also safe and pleasant to taste, should you want me to go down on you. I promised you that I would have such a lubricant the next time we were together, and so, my visit to the sex shop today had a specific and definite purpose.
I smiled as I caught myself scanning the parking lot for any familiar cars as I arrived at the store. I wasn't ashamed to be there, but I also wasn't particularly looking forward to running into someone from work; I can't be the only one who doesn't want to run into a co-worker who is shopping for vibrators, or perusing porn videos?
Luckily, the store was fairly deserted that early Saturday afternoon. Not being familiar with the layout, and not wanting to wander randomly through aisles nearly as large as those at Costco, I walked up to the counter to ask for help. The pimply, greasy-haired kid at the counter, who I pegged at nineteen, smiled, oh-so-obviously checking me out as he pointed me towards the corner of the store where I could find a wide selection of lubricants.
Once there, I was a bit overwhelmed at first. Yikes, what a selection. Silicone based, water based, flavored, flavor-free, thick, thin, gel, liquid, huge-ass tubs clearly marketed to gay men. Wow, I had no idea. Fortunately, there were tester bottles for many of the selections, so I would indeed be able to experiment until I found the one that I thought would meet your requirements.
I set my bag down on the floor and scanned the shelf, deciding to start with a flavored variety to see what those were like. I squirted a drop of cherry onto the back of my hand, rubbed a finger around in it to determine its consistency, and then tentatively brought my hand up to my mouth and licked. Ewwwwww! Yikes, that was sweet. Who were they marketing to, tweens? I tried a few other flavors, and then noticed a man watching me from the next aisle.
I smiled at him, then went back to my exploration. A few moments later, while I was reading the ingredients on another bottle to determine if I would be willing to ingest it, I became aware that the man was now standing next to me. I smiled at him again, this time he returned the smile, and then spoke.
"You seem to be looking for something quite particular!"
"Well," I paused, not sure if I really wanted to engage in conversation with a perfect stranger in the middle of a sex shop. But this particular perfect stranger seemed harmless enough, so I decided to have a little fun.
"Yes, I've been given a very specific request: to find a lubricant that will allow for a lengthy hand job, but then also be safe if I should be asked to turn that hand job into a blow job."
His eyes widened momentarily, but he responded calmly, "Ah, I see. Well, need any help?"
I looked at him for a moment longer before responding. He was distinctly older than me - I guessed about 50 to my 25. He was reasonably attractive, about 6 feet tall with brown hair and brown eyes. There was something about his demeanor that led me to believe he wore suits during the week, but today he was in a green polo shirt and jeans.
"Well, it is kind of an overwhelming selection. And I can't believe some of these flavors, they're sickly sweet!"
He picked up one of the tester bottles and squirted a dab of strawberry onto his hand, and made a face when he tested it with his tongue. "Oh, wow, you're right!"
I tried a banana flavor - seriously, banana? - and found it just as nasty and overly-sweet as all of the others. Before long, we were laughing together as we sampled many of the available flavor options, before finally agreeing that none of them were acceptable.
"I think I'll have to go with one of the flavorless options, I can't stand any of these."
He picked up one of the bottles marked 'flavor free', squirted a dab onto his hand, and held it up for me to lick. I licked his skin clean, looking up at him with my big blue eyes as I did.
"Yes," I said slowly, lingering over the 's', as I pulled away from him again, "that will do!"
"Now, what about the other requirement?"
"Hmm?" I gave him a puzzled look, not sure what he meant.
"Well, taste was only one of your requirements, right? You also needed to make sure that it would be an effective lubricant for a lengthy hand job."
"Well, I've tried this one on my hands, I think it feels good."
He nodded, not replying but also making no move to end the conversation or walk away. I decided to go for it. The worst he could do would be to say no. And if he said yes, oh, what a story I would have to share with you!
"Would you like to help me test it in more realistic conditions?"
"Here?"
"Yes." I glanced over at the pimply kid, who was occupied on the phone, and paying very little attention to us.
The man hesitated for just a moment more, then quickly reached down, unzipped his fly, and pulled out his already semi-hard cock. I squirted more of the lubricant onto my hands, set down the bottle, and took his shaft into my hands, sliding it back and forth effortlessly as he grew longer and harder between my fingers.