Their monthly meet up was a coffee date this time. Well, not a date: Amanda and Josh are friends. They normally block out time once a month for just the two of them to meet and catch up. Only a few times had it gotten risquΓ©. They liked each other... too much, considering each of them had a spouse at home.
"Your 15th anniversary is coming up soon, right?" asked Amanda, although she knew it was true.
"Yep. Next month, the 24th."
"What are you getting Cayla? As I recall, the 'Modern' gift for the 15th anniversary is watches," Amanda asked with a sassy tone.
Josh shook his head slightly, "I can't believe you remember those. They're cheesy. Antiquated. But I don't know -- and she doesn't wear watches."
"You're antique. Isn't it fitting?" Amanda teased.
Josh pointed a finger and scolded her, "We are 10 years apart! I'm not antique; I'm in my 30s!"
Amanda laughed and returned to her original point, "Well, I have an idea but I don't know how you'll feel about it."
"What?" Josh glared at Amanda warily, trying to get an inkling of where she was going with this.
"Are you going to go out to a nice dinner?" she asked.
"Yes, definitely."
"Does she ever wear lingerie?" Amanda paused and smiled wide, letting that soak in for a second before elaborating, "As in, a very nice matching set of bra and panties?"
Josh's brain was torn as he searched his brain for any memories of his wife's fancy undergarments and mildly dreaded where the conversation was heading. It was not his area of expertise.
"No... I think she normally maxes out at Victoria's Secret type bras. Things from the mall," he replied.
"So, get her some. Matching bra, garter belt, panties, stockings. The whole nine yards in a matching set," Amanda proposed.
Leaning back in her seat, she watched for his reaction knowing this was pushing his buttons. Josh's eyes darted around the table and he started to roll his bottom lip between his fingers. He always fiddled with his bottom lip when he was pensive. Amanda wished he wouldn't; It was very cute to watch and the two of them had enough trouble staying apart.
Amanda stopped staring and proffered reasons, "You got a promotion and bonus not too long ago. Treat her to something she'd never get herself. Maybe she'll treat you to a nice watch. Or a different type of treat after your dinner. Do you know if she has a really good guy friend who gives her great ideas over coffee?"
"Shut up," Josh said, dropping his head to his hands in mock incredulity.
"Okay," Amanda said smiling.
The two sipped their coffees quietly. Josh was thinking about whether he should go through with it. Meanwhile Amanda was thinking about him.
Josh finally piped up, "I like the idea, but I wouldn't know where to start."
"Luckily, you have a really good lady friend who does know where to start. Get her bra size, shirt size, and pants size," Amanda asserted.
"How?" Josh questioned timidly.
"You live with her. Just check her clothes, moron."
"Ok, yes," Josh paused. "What's the cost ballpark? I have no clue."
"Would you be willing to drop $200 to $300 to see your wife look extremely sexy?" Amanda asked seductively, as though she was the lingerie saleswoman.
"Yes," Josh quickly answered.
"Great!" Amanda replied chipperly. "Are you busy this time next weekend? We can go shopping!"
"I am now."
Josh walked to the counter to order new coffees for the two of them. His mind was running circles around itself trying to sort his thoughts. After 15 years together, his wife was as hot as the day they married. But her fashion was more gym clothes than anything close to lingerie. It was a delicious thought; He tried to picture the scene, but his mind came up short on the details. He hadn't seen her in lingerie, not even on their wedding night, and he wasn't really one for Playboys or porn. What would it actually look like? What would look good? If he was going to work himself up over this, it needed to be perfect.
Josh did know one person who was knowledgeable. Lingerie shopping with Amanda was already an exciting -- albeit difficult -- prospect. Seeing her surrounded by sexy bras and panties was going to be strange and distracting. It was hard enough to keep their hands off each other on a normal day.
Josh had an idea. He knew it was a bad idea, but his cock was starting to do the thinking for him.
He returned to Amanda with a curious look.
"Um, Amanda, you seem very comfortable about," his voice turned to a secretive whisper, "lingerie."
"I have quite a bit," Amanda replied in an equally quiet whisper, humoring his discomfort.
"How much?" Josh asked with a curiosity.
"A good few sets, maybe five or six. I love collecting it. Plus, some extra pieces without the full set." She felt suddenly embarrassed about sharing the specifics with him.
"Could I possibly look at it?"
"You want to come over and see my lingerie drawer?" Amanda balked.
"Well, if we're going to go to a store, maybe it'd be good to get an idea of what I like on a woman before we go," he said with sudden confidence.
"Say what you mean," Amanda said flatly in response.
"Show me, please? As in, wear it for me?"
"Josh. You want me to do a Victoria's Secret Angel private show for you. That's insane. You know it and I know it."
"You'll be clothed."
"That's a generous way to say 'in lingerie'," Amanda said, trying to hold her ground.
"Cayla has never worn lingerie for me and I have no mental pictures to reference when we shop. Please?" Josh whined.
"You didn't have to beg, man. You know I'd relent."