I met a very friendly, vibrant couple. Danny had just turned fifty and Sharon claimed to be forty-five. She looked way under forty to me. With the right attire, I swear I could see her getting carded for alcohol. Yeah. The gal was a real time bandit.
I presumed they were married.
They left, then came back to my new place with a bottle of vintage merlot and a basket of assorted fruits and nuts.
Sharon's easy going, cowgirly casual demeanor quickly caught my eye. She was a curvy, taller than average, nearly past a spectacular ass-length cinnamon brunette with big, long lashed eyes of cerulian and the most magnetic, million dollar smile.
After all I'd been through, I actually could not believe I was already falling in love with this woman.
The way Danny, an impressive looking, dark eyed cowhand hovered over her all the time disheartened me, giving me the impression that he was definitely her husband.
At around half past ten O' clock, Danny gave Sharon a disturbingly lingering kiss. On the lips. Then checked out for the night. A before five A.M. wake up time apparently was typical. My heart sank.
No sooner than Danny was out the door, Sharon was eager to ask, "Say Bret, my hunkylicious new friend. Yes, I did say that."
"And I heard what you said, sexy new friendly friend. You can guess my thoughts about you.
'Sharry, sweet foxy Sharry, the gal guys would love to fuck but can't get 'er to marry.' "
"Not this Tomgal." Sharon cried. "She'll fuck and marry whomever, whenever she wants. She's just picky.
My mother used to call me Sharry too when I was a girl. But that nasty little rhyme wasn't too bad Bret. Bettin' it was yours, written on the spot."
"You know it's true. Talking all horny like that's precisely why I can't help having all these crazy thoughts about you."
"Thought so. Dirty sexy guy. I'm havin' the very same thoughts about you.
Mind if I kick off my boots? My poor feet are killing me," Sharon whined.
"My dogs are a barkin'."
"Not at all. If you're interested in an expert foot or whole body massage, I come highly recommended. This chef is no one trick pony."
"Oh fuck yes I am. Both of them. Umgh. A whole freakin' body massage. Would you please? I think we both pretty much know where this is going Bret. Before tonight's over we'll probably both be totally naked in the sack.
I'm already half way there. Doesn't seem fair to me. But I am loving this awkward teasing game. You make it so much fun."
"It sure is. Honestly, I've had this raging boner ever since our little game began. No shit. But I am loving the tease."
Sharon quipped, "Yep. Now lose the shirt, shoes and take your belt off too. Then we'll be even."
Snarkily, I growled, "Now we're talkin'. I'll strip down to just my boxers. Nothing else but skin. I'll spot you one by letting you borrow my robe, but you'll have to go commando underneath."
"Who says I'm not now? Exactly. Back to my feet.
God I wish I had myself a man like you around sooner. Danny's rough, calloused fingers are worse than forty grit sandpaper. But he's the best father-like big brother a lil' sis' could ever ask for. Honestly, I don't know what I'd do without him."
My heart raced. Beneath Sharon's plain Jane personage, I was beginning to find out there was a hell of a lot of what I suspected is a wanna' be freaky sex animal in bed; a foxy vixen in disguise. The woman had me sprung. Badly.
"I'm taking off your socks to rub in a little warming oil. My my these are some mighty sexy legs. Very nice."
"You can try, but you can't make me blush. Thanks Bret. From you, I don't mind. I get enough obnoxious cat calls as it is."
"I'm just sayin'. So, my lovely princess hotness. The way Danny looks at you. The lingering kiss. You two had me convinced that you're married."
"Not even." Sharon laughed, "I'll even prove it." unclasping her bra. She then unbuttoned her blouse, pulled off the no frills undergarment, tossing both of them square in my face. I sucked on the fragrant bra.
"That was hella' hot, Bret. You like?"
"Yup. I do love your rock star tits."
"Uh-huh. I like 'em too. That was an old bra I was fixin' to throw away anyway. Looks pretty good on you. Mrs. Doubtfire."
She started mashing her firm, eye popping breasts from underneath in a hypnotic, circular motion. I gawked at her feminine perfection.
"Sorry, Bret. The last thing I meant was to throw you off. This was all my idea. When I heard you were a chef, and that you're also unmarried, added to the undeniable fact that you're a deadly handsome man, I figured, what's there to lose? I had to at least give myself a shot at this guy."
"Silly gal, you. Glad ya' took that shot. I'm definitely game."