This is my entry for The
Halloween Story Contest 2023
. I hope you enjoy all of the wonderful stories in this event!
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"You didn't know it was a costume party either, huh, Henry?"
Even through the noise, I'd recognize that voice anywhere; I turned, wide-eyed, towards its source. "Tabitha?" My old gaming buddy grinned broadly at me, then launched herself into my arms. "When did you get back into town? Are you living here now?"
She pulled back and looked up at me, green eyes bright through those thick-ass glasses. "Sort of? I'm moving back. Crashing with friends while I find a place to live."
"Bitch! Why didn't you call? You could have stayed with me!"
She stood on tiptoe and poked my nose with hers. "Because then I couldn't surprise you!"
Tabby stepped away, still holding my hands. She hadn't changed much; still the same curly dark red hair, still the big, goofy smile; still dressed like a kindergarten teacher with a shrine to Robert Smith hidden in her closet. We'd met when she'd dated my sophomore roommate, Kathleen; the two of them lasted about five minutes, but it turned out that Tabitha and I got on like a house on fire.
There was a time when calling her my gaming buddy would have seemed utterly insufficient. Over the course of about three years, Tab went from that to being easily the best friend I'd ever had. She had a key to my place, was a fixture on my couch, and shared pretty much every high and low of my life. Tabitha might as well have been my girlfriend.
Well, if not for, you know, the whole lesbian thing.
After we graduated and Tabitha moved away for work, she and I stayed in touch for a while. Tabby, though, had always eschewed social media, so our catch-ups consisted of irregular phone calls that got more irregular as we got on with our lives. They ceased completely once she took up with her jealous gold-star lesbian girlfriend.
I looked over her shoulder. "Is, ah, is Eliza here?"
"Eliza? Oh, god no, she was like two girlfriends back. Why do you..." Her jaw dropped. "Is that why you stopped calling? I thought it was because of that bitch you were..." Tabby's mouth snapped shut. "Uh, so, uh, is Melissa here?"
With a snort, I hugged her again. "That was like three girlfriends back for me. Come on. It sounds like we've got a lot of catching up to do."
We grabbed a couple of drinks and headed out onto the balcony. Our mutual friends--or, really, friends-of-friends--rented a great apartment overlooking the huge forested park of the college town we lived in. Even "park" might have been going a little far. That would indicate the city did anything more than put in a few cement walking paths with minimal lighting and called it a day.
October wasn't as cold as it had been when I was a kid, but I still felt a chill in the air. I scarcely noticed, though, so intent on finding out what had happened in the intervening four years. Most of her experience mirrored mine: a boring entry-level job followed by reasonable advancement; the creeping realization that the type of people we dated in college might not be the best ones for the long haul; shitty break-ups; missing each other intensely.
She rolled her eyes. "God, I thought I'd pissed you off or something!"
"No! No, not at all. But why didn't you call me?"
"I... did? I mean, I only got your voicemail, but I did call."
"When?"
"I dunno, a few times maybe three years back, after I broke up with Eliza?"
Oh, goddammit. Of course. "Fucking Alice." Tab tilted her head quizzically. "I dated her after Melissa for a couple of months. She got it into her head that I was cheating on her and kept deleting voicemails and texts from any woman. Almost got me fired when my manager left me a message saying I needed to come in one weekend."
"Are you fucking kidding me? I thought you hated me!"
"Shit no! I love you, Tab. You know that."
"Funny way of showing that, you prick." She glared up at me, expression half fake anger and half real anger.
"I didn't want to get between you and Eliza! You seemed really serious, and--"
Tabby poked me in the chest, hard. "You have that shit backwards. I didn't want anyone getting between you and me!"
I shrugged, a bit miffed at that statement. "C'mon, Tab. I knew the drill: you'd get in deep with some girl, kind of drop off the face of the earth for a while, and then when you either got tired of her or it turned serious, we'd get back together and hang out. But...You'd moved away, hon. And when I didn't hear back from you, I just assumed you'd... You know, that you'd moved on, too. From me."
The anger turned to sadness. "Moved on? No. Henry, no." She stepped in and hugged me again, almost crushing my ribs. "I missed you, man. I love you, too. It really hurt when I never heard back. I had so much I wanted to share with you, but you... I thought you ghosted me."
"You know, if you'd just get on Twitter..."
My chest muffled her voice. "Don't push it. You're just now getting back in my good graces."
"Discord?"
Her head turned to the side, and she squeezed me tight. "Maybe. For you."
"You have changed!"
Tab's body stiffened for a moment. "Yeah. Yeah, I have. Sort of." She pulled away again, looking like she was about to say something serious. Instead, though, she glanced toward the sliding glass door and chuckled to herself.
"What?"
"Being amused by the Wild Hunt."
I peered at my nerdy friend, mildly confused at both the sudden shift of topics and the new topic itself. "... Like from the Witcher?"
Tab rolled her eyes dramatically. "Philistine. No, like from European legends." She leaned back against the railing, facing inwards this time, toward the party going on without us. I did the same.
"Oh, yeah? And when did you become an expert on European legends?"
Tabitha turned her head part towards me, grinning conspiratorially. "I don't know about 'expert.' But do you remember Absinthe, that goth chick I chased back before we graduated? Big into Wiccan shit. Figured it would behoove me--"
I raised an eyebrow. "'Behoove' you? Really?"
"Shut up. Anyways, know your prey, right? So I read up on a bunch of European folklore and shit. And I kind of got a taste for it after that, so I kept on reading even after finding out what a dead lay she was. No pun intended."
"And you think drunk folks at a party trying to get laid are like spectral hounds of the dead?"
Tabitha peered at me. "I thought you thought they were from the Witcher."
"I'm allowed to like weird shit, too, you know." She shot me a Look. I sighed and rolled my eyes. "Okay, yes, I looked it up after I played the Witcher, but still."
With a smug smile, she continued. "Well, Mr. 'I'm allowed to like weird shit, too,' if you had read more about it than what you needed to know to understand a videogame--"
"--As opposed to trying to bang a goth chick--"
"--Then you might know that there are different versions of it all over Europe, with different gods or mythological figures leading it. And the other thing you'd realize is that in most of the cultures that have it, they've got a female goddess of fertility, spring, and all that jazz, and they've got a male god of the harvest, death, winter, and so on."
I stared at her with my 'get to the point' expression.
"I swear to God. Okay, think about it like this: it's Samhain or Guldize or Kekri or whatever night your farmers get drunk and celebrate the harvest. Winter's coming, everyone's going to be locked up in their houses due to the cold for the next five months or so, other than when they're trying to hunt up some additional food to not starve. How do they alleviate boredom? By fucking, of course.
"That night, when the harvest is over, and everyone is blitzed on mead or whatever, and the men are done with the lion's share of the work for the coming winter, they're going to take their wives home and fuck the shit out of them, and they're going to keep doing it whenever they can, whether the wife is really into it or not. The young ones, anyways. And the young single women? They need to stay indoors at night for pretty much the same reason, to avoid the young single men."
"So the Wild Hunt, in your opinion..."
"Is the start of the seasonal fuckfest, yes."
"... When was the last time you got laid?" Tabitha slugged me on the shoulder. "I'm just asking!"
With a snort, she said, "I'm not saying that's the