...and that's not a bad thing when Guy is your lover.
This is a longish story. I don't start off with sex. I promise there'll be plenty of what we expect from this site. Anal, oral, exhibitionism, regular sex, sex in public, etc ...
It all begins on Valentine's Day. There's a beautiful new girl in school. You're a nice guy. You give her a card and she acts like a real bitch.
All characters having sex are over eighteen. And yes this is how I met my wife. About 90% of the story is true.
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^^^Valentine's Day 2001^^^
"What the fuck!" Erica said as she stood beside her school desk. She was in her homeroom.
Mr. Thomas looked up from the English paper he was grading and said, "Watch your language, Ms. Beeker. This is a classroom. Cursing is prohibited."
The sixteen-year-old with long, blond hair ignored him. She put her backpack on the seat and picked up the homemade Valentine's Day card that someone had placed on her desk.
It was a drawing of a schoolyard scene. A girl with yellow hair was on one side of a teeter-totter and a black-haired boy was on the other seat. The sky was full of heart-shaped clouds. There was a bubble above the boy's head with a message that asked, "Will you be my Valentine?" It was signed, 'Nice Guy'.
"Who did this?" Erica asked. From the tone of her voice and her facial expression, her classmates knew that she was pissed.
She said, "Is this a prank or do you hayseeds actually think I would date any of you? What's this signature 'Nice Guy' all about? It reminds me of the phrase 'Nice guys finish last'. I'll prove that it's still true. 'Nice Guy', whoever you are, you are the last guy on Earth I would date!"
She gave the twenty high school sophomores in her homeroom a hard look and then said, "You don't like me and I don't like you. I'm the new kid who parachuted into your school a week ago. By now, you all know my story. Big city girl orphaned when her parents die in a tragic car crash and she's sent to this little, hick, farming town to live with her only living relatives, her grandparents.
"I'll be out of here as soon as I get the cash settlement from my parents' death. Then, it's back to Los Angeles. To Hollywood. The next time you see me, you'll be paying for the privilege. It'll be at a concert or in a movie theater."
She moved her knapsack to the floor and sat down.
The classroom teacher, Mr. Thomas, had been teaching school for twenty years. He was used to outbursts from hormonal teenagers. He waited her out and got on with his day. He said, "Everyone in the seats, please. I have a few announcements to make before school starts . . . " He droned on.
The bell rang and the students got up to go to their first class. A guy with acne and black hair, badly in need of a haircut, came up to Erica in the crowded hallway and said, "I made the Valentine's Day card. I wasn't angling for a date. I was trying to be nice." He turned on his heels and went in the other direction.
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Lunchtime found Erica sitting alone. Two girls approached her. They each had a handmade card and held it out so she could see it. Sally, the short one with long brown hair said, "Everyone in our class, gets a personalized Valentine's Day card every year from Guy Stevens. He's been doing it since first grade. They're kind of cool."
The chubby girl said, "He's really good at drawing. He draws you and something special about you. Your dog or horse. You in the marching band or scoring a touchdown. In mine, he has me sitting in front of a typewriter because I write for the school's paper."
The cute, brown-haired girl said, "Every year he uses the same corny line, 'Will you be my Valentine?' and he signs it 'Nice Guy' because that's what everyone calls him. His name is Guy and he's nice."
"He's the kind of guy who would make a card for the new kid in school even though he doesn't know her because everyone else is getting one and he doesn't want her to feel left out," the writer said.
"I'm sorry about your parents," Sally said sincerely.
"Yes. Sorry," the heavy teenager said.
The sophomore girls walked away.
^^^April 30th, 2001^^^
That Monday, Erica saw a flyer announcing that the school was having a Talent Show. As she signed up, she said out loud to no one in particular, "Finally, something at this school that I'll enjoy. I'll show these Bumkins what a star looks like."
Guy saw her putting her name on the sign-up sheet. He came over and asked, "What do you plan to do?"
"Win."
"Wow! You're confident," he said. She moved aside. Guy stepped up, signed his name, and said, "I'm planning to sing."
"Me too. They say nice guys finish last. We'll find out if that's true. I do know that the best you can hope for is second place."
"We'll see about that," Guy said with a smile.
^^^Saturday, May 12th, 2001^^^
The curtain closed after Guy sang his rendition of Faith Hill's song "Breathe". He left the stage to applause. The curtain closed behind him.
Two teenage stagehands brought a regular school desk out onto the stage. Erica followed them, She wore a short pleated skirt, dark thigh high hose, clunky shoes, a gray sweater, and a white Oxford shirt unbuttoned and tied at her waist. Her lacy black bra was exposed. She sat on the seat of the desk and signaled the boy controlling the curtain that she was ready.
The curtain rose and showed the audience a bored teenage girl slouching at her desk. Erica, her blond hair in pigtails, tapped her foot against the desk. Then, she began to drum her pencil on an open book. The sound of a loud clock ticking played over the speakers. Next, a school bell rang. Erica stood and music began to play.
Erica sang and danced as Britney Spears did in her video "Baby One More Time."
She performed flawlessly.
Other acts followed: a magician, a juggler, and some dancers.
At the end of the show, Mrs. Swanson, the school's music teacher, stood on stage with Guy and Erica. She said, "Here are the two finalists selected by the judges. And the winner of the talent show is . . . Erica Beeker!"
^^^2002 Valentine's Day^^^
Erica walked into homeroom. She spied a card on her desk. She went over, picked it up, and laughed. The card showed her dressed as Britney Spears. She was on a stage next to a stripper pole except the pole was the stem of a large, red rose.
The image showed her squatting with her legs spread. Her left hand gripped the rose just above a sharp thorn. Her head was cocked to the side. She looked straight out of the drawing with big eyes and a big smile. Her right hand was lifting her short skirt exposing her white panties and tanned thighs.
She held up the card and called out, "Nice job, Guy. You captured the real me. Beautiful, sexy, and unafraid."
^^^2002 Talent Show^^^
Guy walked on the stage carrying his acoustic guitar. He sat on a stool and played a slower, more soulful version of Nickelback's grunge rock hit "How You Remind Me". He had a nice, melodic, deep voice. His version was less angry. It was thoughtful and sad. He finished the song and walked off to applause.
Erica was the final performer. She marched confidently on stage and sat at the piano. She covered Vanessa Carlton's hit "A Thousand Miles". She killed it. She copied ever nuance, intonation, and facial expression from the music video.
Guy and Erica stood side by side on the stage at the end of the night. The music teacher held the microphone. Mrs. Swanson said, "We had many wonderful performances tonight. I want to thank all our performers."
She paused and the audience clapped politely.
Guy leaned over, smiled, and said, "Good luck, Erica. You were great."
Mrs. Swanson opened the envelope in her hand and said, "The good news for us is, since both our top performers are Juniors, we will be able to enjoy them for another year. The winner on the 2002 Talent Show is . . . Erica Beeker!"
Erica burst out with a big smile. She turned to Guy and whispered, "You gave a nice performance, but nice doesn't win."
She accepted the trophy from Mrs. Swanson and soaked in the applause of the audience.
^^^2003 Valentine's Day^^^
Erica walked into homeroom and looked expectantly at her desk. There it was, a card. She smiled, went over, and picked it up. It showed her sitting at a piano playing and singing. The piano was zooming down the highway just as Vanessa Carlton had in her music video.
She went over to Guy and said, "Nice. Thanks."
^^^May 2003 Talent Show^^^
Guy walked on stage carrying a ukulele. He sat on a stool in the center of the stage, closed his eyes, strummed, and sang the Otis Redding classic, "Sitting on the Dock of the Bay".
The audience was spellbound by his powerful, moving performance.