The table was cleared and the waiter brought desert. Each woman got two round scoops of low-fat ice cream with a half cherry on top. Janine noticed that at her table Marjorie, who was pale, got vanilla and Deidre, who was a tanned to a bronze color, got caramel. She noticed with a shock that she got two scoops of bubblegum-colored ice cream topped with a circle of strawberry syrup, a darker pink, just like the very wide areolas that covered her own tits around the nipples. Someone had told the kitchen about her most unusual physical attribute!
"This is just a sample we arranged to surprise you. Breast Day is actually Moday," Deidre explained. "Guests get chocolate, coffee, orange, lemon, or pistachio, depending on their skin color. Tuesday will be Cock Day and we'll have kielbasa and banana splits on the menu." She explained that Sex Organ Days gave the resort a theme for every day of the week. It was great for merchandise and restaurant marketing.
Janine thought to herself that that explained why there were so many varieties of melons on the lunch menu that afternoon. "What about Wednesday?" she asked.
"Pussy Day," said Marjorie, with a laugh. "Seafood. Don't miss the clams and oysters. Pussy Day is really the highlight of the week, at least for the straight, bi and lesbian guests. The gay guests like Tuesday and Friday."
"Thursday is Balls Day -- I'll let you find out for yourself what we do! But I'll give you a hint -- everything is made with nuts and the pasta comes with meatballs." Deidre continued. "Friday is Ass Day, lots of peaches, rump roast, that kind of thing. Most of our guests come in on a Sunday, like today, for a two-week vacation and leave on a Saturday, and they lose days from the first and last weekend, however long they stay. So those two days don't get as much play and we do less popular organs for the guests who stay over. Saturday is Foot Day, for the fetishists, and Sunday is Pelvic Day. The kitchen mainly does eggs. We used to call it Uterus, Ovaries, and Tubes Day but the dinner menu got a little too complicated and we couldn't work in the Prostate very easily."
Janinine didn't quite know what to say. "I've always heard people say that the most important organ of the body for eroticism is the Brain. Why don't you have a Brain Day?"
Deidre and Marjorie looked at each other blankly. Finally Deidre spoke. "That would be silly."
Eider and Marjorie clearly wanted to get away by themselves after dinner and Janine knew exactly why. She found herself attracted to both women herself, so it was small wonder they would attract each other and the sexual heat between them was obvious. Before the two left, they ran down the list of the many ways that Janine could amuse herself during the evening at Iznoma Hedonia.
"There's a show in the ballroom (we like that name) most weekday nights. It doesn't have to be about sex but somehow it usually is. On Tuesdays it's a musical with dancing and singing, mostly by the staff or visiting performers -- we do "Oh! Calcutta!" a lot. We do a guest talent show every week on Thursday. Sometimes we have big-name guest performers who pay for their stay with a show or two. On Saturday and Sunday we show big-screen porn films, especially the ones I'm in -- keeps the brand image going!" She sipped from her glass of water and licked her lips, perhaps anticipating the night with Marjorie. "Then there are lectures. We do intellectual stuff here, too. We had a great one last week on newly discovered techniques for masturbation. The owner of the world's largest dildo collection gave a slide talk on the subject. One of our most popular lectures ever was the year we started: it was on sexual themes and promiscuity in Greek mythology. Oh, and every other Wednesday we usually have a costume party."
Janine was puzzled. "What kind of costume? And why not every Wednesday?"
Deidre explained. "Most of our guests stay for two weeks, so they participate in at least one costume party. A costume party requires planning and a little work. Guests have fun with the costume part and it's a highlight of their trip but they mostly come to Iznoma Hedonia to be spontaneous, so we don't want to overdo it. Anyway, the shops downstairs sell sexy Halloween-like costumes -- pirates are really popular, here in the Caribbean! You'd be amazed at how many of the fur-trimmed, red-lined capes people have bought here. You have to wonder when they ever get a chance to wear them at home. Some of our regulars bring fancy costumes with them, especially the strippers. Some of the feature dancers even get new stage costumes made for them while they're here -- some of our staff do seamstress work on the side and they're very good. But most of our guests get body painting!" Deidre smiled at that. "We have very artistic people on our staff and once every two weeks they paint beautiful designs on the skin of our guests in time for the party and everyone has a good time. Sometimes returning guests ask for the same designs." Janine was impressed at the refinement of the visual arts at Iznoma Hedonia.
Deidre continued. "Then after the shows and parties there's always dancing. There is a dance club here in the hotel, dancing at the Beach Bar and an open air dance floor on the patio on weekdays. All have bars, good music, and lots of little nooks and hideaways if you hook up and want privacy. If you go out on the beach during the dancing hours you'll see we leave out the life jackets out to use as cushions. People like to use the beached sailboats so we leave them out at night with the detachable masts put away. Then, at dawn, there's breakfast and you can start all over again."
Janine, trying to understand the business model, said that there was a lot of structured activity guests could do at night and that the disco would always fill in the gaps. Deidre made a face. "No disco! This is 1985, not 1978, and our guests hate disco music now! I didn't much like it back when it was popular."