"If you could create your perfect fuckdoll, what would she look like?" She asked after establishing that I was indeed heterosexual. I was struck by the irony that I was being interviewed by that very ideal for this project in my social studies class. Also, I wasn't sure how I should feel about her using the word "fuckdoll" in an academic setting. Those two things and the fact that I was fairly certain that it would take a miracle to ever end up in the sack with Natalie Hardin put me in a sour mood.
"Natalie, you are my perfect fuckdoll," I snapped. "But you can't use the word 'fuckdoll' in an academic paper. Try 'sexual ideal' instead."
Natalie was understandably taken aback. But not for the reason I would have guessed.
"Really? You think I am your perfect fuckdoll?" That is so awesome! I mean, I picked you because I liked you, but I had no idea you felt that way about me!"
Now I was taken aback. But there was more.
"So, assuming that I would be receptive to all of your desires, tell me what you'd like to do to me. And don't lie. I've read your browser history."
"You did what?"
"I airdropped your browser history. Very informative. But just so you know, I'm not judging. I am not exactly proud of my browsing history either, and in the interest of fairness, I would be happy to share it with you if you want."
"I presume you mean to suggest that you surf the Internet for porn?"
"Yes. And I masturbate, too. Don't be so naΓ―ve. And don't dodge the question." She looked at me intently. But now this wasn't just academic for her. This was personal. "If I were putty in your hands, what would you do with me?"
"Okay, fine." I acquiesced. I'd already divulged more than I ever dreamed I would by telling her that she was my fantasy fuckdoll. If she didn't like my answer, I'd be no worse off considering that I never dreamed she would have any interest in me. And if she did like my answer, she might decide to give it a go. "The first thing I would do is kiss you. On the mouth. Slow and sweet until you opened your mouth to receive my tongue. While we were kissing, I would fondle your breasts until they demanded my full attention. I would lick and kiss your nipples, of course, but I would also just enjoy fondling your breasts."
"I didn't know you were going to go porno on me. I thought you were just going to say you wanted to fuck me in the ass. You're making me wet."