I fucking hate Valentine's Day. It's a retail excuse for showering your loved one in flowers and chocolates, and an overpriced dinner of surf and turf. The card companies make out the most, selling beautiful card stock dreams in red, pink, and white--all with promises of romance and devotion.
It's poetry in motion, complete with a fat baby with wings and a bow and arrow. (Who gave a baby that job? Babies have no depth perception.)
And I hate it all.
Actually, I don't hate it. Currently, I just hate Tyler. I had thought it had been a great six months. Then, two days ago, I found him in bed with some big breasted bombshell doing a very contorted 69.
Honestly, what pissed me off the most was he had refused to try that with me.
So there I was, arms full of two bags of groceries with the intent of making him a Valentine's Day lava cake.
He'd looked up at me, tongue pausing mid stroke across her perfect, smooth pussy. And then the fucker smiled. "Oops," he said.
Oops? No, what was an oops was dumping the quart of milk over his head. Oops was then ripping open the bag of flour and leaving him tarred and feathered.
Who am I kidding? It wasn't an oops. It felt fucking good.
Now, it was 3 PM on Valentine's Day, and I was on my second glass of wine. I was filled with rage and popcorn as I scowled at the couple on the screen. I gave my best friend, Abby, a glare.
"Why the fuck are we watching this? Tyler ruined everything."
She picked at a cuticle. "Amanda, please. Having fun today is your biggest revenge."
I scowled deeper. "I'm not having fun. I'm getting drunk in my own living room. With you."
"Hey!"
I sighed. "It's not that I don't want to be with you. I'm sorry. It's just that...I had so much planned for today with Tyler. I really thought he cared. And then the fucker found a prettier model." I set down my glass of wine and paused the film. "Abbs, I can't watch this."
She ran a hand through her long, thick, light-brown hair. "I have an idea. Come on, go get dressed in something good. No more pajamas. Actually, go take a shower first. We're going out."
I stared at her. "Out where? It's Valentine's Day."
She rolled her eyes. "Go get a shower, damnit. Now."
I stood. Abby was a trained martial artist. I knew better than to fuck with her. I showered and changed into jeans and a sweatshirt.
She wandered into my bedroom.
"Nope. What the fuck, Amanda? Where's your leather mini skirt and that red sequined top I got you when I was in Milan last month? You have to look like sex on fire."
I frowned. "What's the point?"
Abby was already in my closet, and had thrown the skirt and top at me, hitting me in the chest. "And you're wearing these!" A pair of strappy heels went flying in my direction. Fine. We'll do it your way.
An hour later, she pulled up in front of one of the local bars.
"Really?" I fumed, "I got dressed up to go to Vito's?"
"Shut up, they have speed dating starting in five minutes. Let's go."
My heart went into my stomach. "Speed dating? Have you lost your mind?"
But she grabbed my hand and hauled me out of the car. "Come on. It'll be fun."
This happened often. Abby declared something was gonna be fun, and dragged me to it. And 9 chances out of 10, she was right. But speed dating? Sounded like a nightmare.
The bar was decorated with tacky red paper hearts and those dumb ass cupids. I surveyed the crowd gathered for speed dating. I winced. Paunchy, older men, already slightly drunk from swilling the bar's cheap beer. Lovely.
But, at this point, I was doing this for Abby. I couldn't turn tail and run now.
So I sat down at one of the tables and the madness began. We had five minutes to have a "date". After the fifth man, I was feeling violated from being eye fucked, and having absolutely nothing of substance to say. This wasn't going well. The bell rang to switch tables.
I took a long drink of my cocktail. I set it down and sighed. "Alright," I said to the new guy, "let's get this over with."
"Aw, why? I showered earlier." It was a deep, sexy voice. I looked up, startled. The man that sat across from me could only be described as "sinfully hot".
Bright hazel eyes stared at me, a beautiful mix of brown, green and yellow. His hair was a thick mop of dark brown curls. He was strong, muscular and even though he was sitting, I could tell he was tall. I swallowed hard. He also was about twenty years younger than the other men assembled for the event.
My cheeks went bright red. "Oh! I mean, I...I wasn't..." Damnit, Amanda, get your tongue in gear, I chastised myself, you have a god of a man sitting across from you, and you're blowing it!
He smiled, showing off perfect teeth-- a genuine smile. No slimy undertones. Just a man wanting to have a conversation with a woman.
"Are you always this articulate?" He asked, his eyes showing a flash of mischief.
I cleared my throat, downed my cocktail completely, and slowly met his eyes. "I'm better on the page."
He leaned forward, a look of intrigue on his face. "The page? Is the lady a writer?"
I flushed. "Yes."
He twirled one of his curls around his finger in thought. "Anything I've read?"
My redness deepened. "Ha. I highly doubt it. I've written and had published a whole series of romance novels."
His smile widened. "So you buy in to the idea of true love?"
I sat back in my seat and crossed my arms over my chest. "I used to. But it's all bullshit, really. People like me write the fantasies, but let's face it. Life isn't a fairy tale."
He ran his finger around the rim of his glass. "No? I think with the right person it could be. After all, you're here, in a bar, on Valentine's Day looking for something fun and new, right?"
I shrugged. "I'm here because my best friend dragged me out of the house."
"Is she here? I'd like to send her a thank you card."
"Well, aren't you a proper gentleman." I kept my arms crossed, but I couldn't hide my growing smile. Not only was this guy hot, but he was delightfully funny. "Actually, the truth is, I was supposed to be with my boyfriend tonight--I mean, my ex-boyfriend." I let out a long sigh. "It all ended two days ago. That lying, cheating son of a bitch..." I trailed off, surprised I had just been so candid with a stranger.
"I'm sorry. That really sucks. But, that just goes to show that he wasn't for you. And he must be blind." He was quiet for a moment, then he leaned forward.
"I'm--" but at that moment, the bell rang. He looked at me sadly and reluctantly stood. He took a step towards me, when his phone went off. With a frown, he glanced at the screen, swore under his breath, and bolted from the bar.
My mouth dropped open. What the...? What could have been so urgent?
The rest of the evening was looking bleak. I sighed as the next man plopped down in front of me.
He was sucking on a toothpick. That was enough to make my stomach turn.
Abby suddenly appeared at my shoulder. "Amanda, we gotta go. Robby texted. It's been a month, this is my chance to make this official."
I gave her an incredulous look. Robby had ghosted her in mid January, and I thought she'd seen the last of him. "You're ditching me for Robby? Seriously? You're that desperate?"
She gave me a look. "Mandy, please? I want to see if this can go anywhere. Come on, it's not like you're having fun over here, anyway."
I rolled my eyes. "Fine." In a way, she was right. I hadn't been having fun. With the exception of Mr. Flirt-and-Dash, I hadn't enjoyed myself one iota.
Abby clasped her hands together. "Thank you! Come on, let's go."
Fifteen minutes later, she had dropped me off on my doorstep. Now, even more so than earlier, I was completely alone.
Inside, I kicked off the stupid heels, yanked off the stupid skirt and top, and headed for the shower. I stopped in my bedroom, grabbed my pink, thrusting dildo, then made haste for the bathroom.
Come hell or high water, I was having a happy ending tonight.
The hot water quickly steamed up the cold bathroom. I stepped into the stream, closed my eyes, tilted back my head, and let the water wash away the evening. I lathered up my loofa with foaming body gel and slowly began to ease it down my naked form.
Closing my eyes again, I imagined the hazel eyes of the handsome stranger from earlier, and felt an ache stir between my legs. Loofa forgotten, I bit down on my lip and began to caress my round, natural breasts. I sighed as I imagined his curls in my hands, and his strong body pressed against mine. Without realizing it, I had slipped my toy deep inside me. My fingers had instinctually pressed the on button and the silicone thrusted upward at a rapid pace. I gasped, feeling my creamy wetness coat the toy as it worked its magic. I knew it wouldn't take me long... I could already feel my pussy walls clenching...
BANG. BANG.
My eyes popped open and the toy slipped from my hand. What the fuck was that?
I turned off the water and reached for my towel. Was someone at the door? I wrapped the fluffy fabric around my body and tip-toed down the hall towards the front door.
"Amanda! I know you're in there!"
I froze. It was Tyler.
"You stupid bitch, I'm gonna break down the fucking door! You fucking humiliated me!"
My blood ran cold. Was he drunk? High? Out of his damn mind? Maybe all three. There was no fucking way I was opening the door.
The pounding continued. "I'm not leaving! I'm gonna make you pay for what you did!"
My heart hammered against my ribs. I needed my phone. Slowly, I backed down the hall to the bathroom where my phone sat next to the sink.
Tyler slammed his fist into the wood of the front door over and over. I felt panicked tears start to roll down my cheeks. I grabbed my phone and with a shaking hand, I pressed the emergency alert for 911.