I should have known something unusual was going to happen as soon as my wife rang me at work. This rarely occurred as she had quite a busy job herself. In a clipped, business -like voice she informed me, " I'm going to drop the kids off at my parents for the weekend."
"Oh" I replied, similarly crisply, "Are we going somewhere?"
The somewhat insouciant reply was, "Hopefully somewhere you'll like..."
My boss decided to thrust his head in the door of my office at just this psychological moment.
"Gotta go. Catch you this evening "
I was about to hang up and just caught the faint reply, "Hope so.."
My attention was then diverted to a range of statistical projections regarding the next quarters sales figures and queries as to why they were not 10 per cent higher.
It wasn't until lunchtime, 12.30 on the dot, that I had time to ponder further the import of my wife's cryptic conversation.
By the way my name is Robert, but you can call me Bob, and I am 37 years old. I have been married to Bobbi, (Yes, you can spare me the humour, I've heard it all before), for over 10 years and we have 2 children, girl aged 5, boy aged 2. The perfect nuclear family you might say.
There is a pattern usually followed to the narrative of the events I am about titillate you with. Physical descriptions seem very important so I will begin at this point. I'm reasonably physically fit but carrying a bit of a paunch as many semi-sedentary office workers do at my age. My moustache is well groomed and my brown hair kept fashionably on the long side. In short I am no Adonis and I definitely don't have a 12 Inch cock.
Bobbi usually in these stories is some blonde bimbo with extraordinary curves. While this is not strictly true in her case, she has short brown hair, possesses a mischievous smile plastered onto a broad open face, a generously shaped backside, which had expanded somewhat with the advent of children, and smallish breasts which actually looked great on her. Another very pleasing aspect to Bobbi was her legs. While she was not an overly tall person, these gorgeous limbs were long and shapely. She had always looked great in short skirts, not that she seemed to wear them much in public any more.
Enough with the scene-setting! You are either waiting for more or you have decided this is not your thing.
Another convention in this type of storytelling is to go onto describing our sex lives. It boils down usually to two categories of relationships. The first is where the glamorous pair has sex at least three times a week, having placed all sorts sex organs, and other objects into all manner of bodily cavities. The episode set out below would be just an enhancement to their already healthy vibrant amorous relationship. Of course there is nothing wrong with that, but we definitely fit into the second category. Children, busy lives mean not much time alone anymore.
When we were first entered into our relationship like all young couples we couldn't keep our hands off each other. Both of us came from liberal families so there was no impediment to cohabitation.
We were not terribly experienced when we first hooked up but we made the most of books like "The Joy of Sex" and "Getting it on." Soon there weren't many positions we had not tried and very few places where we had not fornicated. But all of this cornucopia of sexual pleasure faded into the background as the vicissitudes of life impinged.
Now we usually resorted to doggy style over the bath before work or a quickie on the couch after the children finally went to bed.
Enough of the preliminaries. I left work at precisely 5.01pm. On the way home I bought a couple of bottles of Brown Brothers Prosecco at the bottleo, and picked out some white roses from the florists.
Armed with these accessories, I exited the vehicle in our driveway and proceeded towards our house. It was a warm summery evening courtesy of daylight saving. My attention was drawn to a vision appearing at our front door. I gasped in pure admiration and shivering erotic delight. For there to greet me was Bobbi; but not workday housewife Bobbi.
My eyes started at her feet which were set in red high heels, then moved to her shapely legs covered in fishnet stockings which disappeared high up on her thighs beneath the hem of a very short black dress. I was acutely conscious of the beginning of an uncontrollable erection making the front of my work pants stand out like an Egyptian Pyramid.
With a twinkle in her eye Bobbi said "you better come in." I wondered about the double entendre. She swivelled on her heels and I followed her into the house. Cheekily she flicked up the back of dress to reveal shapely naked buttocks. I almost tripped over my now grossly enlarged dick.
Then Bobbi bent over to pick up something from the floor. Now I had a birdseye view of the brown puckered rosebud of her anus just above the glistening lips of her pussy. The gates of heaven were open and I almost fainted as a wave of ecstatic jubilation overcame me.
It would seem Bobbi had sex on her mind!
"Wow! You look fantastic!" I exclaimed as I handed over the flowers. She reached over and kissed me fair on the lips, inserting her tongue briefly. "Thanks" she said, "Pour the wine."
As I looked for some glasses I took time to survey the sexy package Bobbi had spent time preparing for me. Her breasts bobbled gently under the thin fabric of the black dress. The points of her nipples were clearly delineated. I could smell my favourite perfume which had been liberally applied.
My hands were frozen as much blood had been diverted to my turgid cock.
"Pour the wine!", She repeated, rousing me from my sensual reverie. As I filled the glasses I asked, "What's the occasion?"
"Nothing in particular."was the reply, "I felt we needed to refresh our relationship."
"Heartily agreed." I replied.
Bobbi prepared some snacks in our Danish post-modern kitchen. As she glided around the stark white benches and pulled out items from drawers lower down, I could not help but notice that absence of drawers under that little black dress. It kept creeping up exposing globes of curvaceous buttocks and snatches of snatch. I stood transfixed. At one point Bobbi reached over playfully and rubbed the extent of my distended manhood through my clothing.
"Down tiger." She purred.
Then she allowed me to sidle up behind her while she was busy cutting up cheese.
I swiftly released my erect cock from the confines of my trousers and pressed it's rigidity against the smooth globe of her semi-exposed behind. Pre-cum blazed a snail-like trail on the warm flesh as I rubbed my rod between the cleft of her buttocks. "Later." She whispered. I noticed Bobbi's breathing becoming shallower and faster. A soft ,"Oooh." Escaped her lips. I tentatively reached my left hand under the front of the gossamer-thin garment and ran my fingers down the lips of her hot vulva. They came away coated with hot liquid. Bobbi's panting became louder and then she gave a grunt of passion as I gently worked my finger into the entrance to her sopping wet vagina.
Without another word she put down the cheese knife, turned and crouched low, all in one smooth movement. I felt her lipsticked lips enclose the tip of my cock and begin to suck. She ran her tongue down the sides of the by now grossly enlarged organ and cupped my balls one by one in her mouth. My entire penis felt submerged in a warm salivary bath.
Erotic convention says this oral stimulation should go on for half an hour or so. But the truth is I'm no practitioner of tantric sex.
Within 30 seconds I had one of the most intense orgasms I had ever experienced. Semen threatened to erupt in irresistible waves. Similes ran through my fevered mind- like an express train through the Month Blanc Tunnel, like a Formula One car going up the straight at Brands Hatch, like a monster wave at Bells. I couldn't hold back. The gushing waves of seminal fluid poured into Bobbi's willing open mouth. Such was the intensity of the explosion gobs of white paste ran down her cheeks.