I walked into my local convenience store and turned down the first aisle. There in front of me was the most gorgeous ass I had ever seen. I mean literally, all I saw was a cute little ass. It was someone bent over from the waist and restocking the candy shelves.
She must have sensed me behind her because she straightened up and turned toward me. "I'm sorry," she said smiling up at me, "did you need to get by?"
I was so taken with her I was speechless. She was maybe 4-11 and not over 95 pounds. Long brown hair and eyes to match. Maybe 19 or 20 years old.
"No, I mean yes, I need I need to get milk, milk from the cooler," was my ultra smooth reply.
She flashed a stunning smile and pointed out the dairy door. I mumbled a quick thanks and went and got the things I needed. I got to the checkout and I asked Mary who she was.
"She just transferred from the East End store. Names Julie Lassman, she's from Dyess."
"Dyess is 20 miles from here, that's a long commute," I said.
"She said something about a roommate so I really don't know where she lives," she frowned at me and said, "I don't think your wife you appreciate your interest in her."
"Is that just because she's your sister or did you have another reason to think that," I joked.
"Yeah, yeah, bite me. See you guys Saturday night."
So over the next two years I casually flirted with Julie. My business had expanded. I now had 3 service trucks with more work than we could handle. I thought my home life was going well until I came in one evening and found a note from my wife that said she was leaving me for a coworker. A female coworker.
Well after about six months of combining moping and 16 hour work days I decided it was time to rejoin the land of the living. I screwed up my courage and asked Julie if she would like to go out sometime. Of course my timing was impeccable as she had, just the week before, gotten engaged. I did get an invite to their wedding six months later. Mary talked me into going to the wedding as each others plus one. The groom was a mousy looking guy not much bigger than Julie.
Flash forward two more years and I had bought out cleaning service companies in the two towns closest to me and now had 12 service trucks. I also had an office manager and a shop foreman who both thought me being out on a service truck was not the thing for the boss to be doing. I spent the extra time dating, golfing, fishing and oh yeah, dating.
I had casually dated quite a few women and without knowing it had built up quite a reputation as a lady pleaser. All I knew was that I got to sleep with quite a few young women, a lot of them on the first date. I never had a complaint from any of them. As in everything else, practice makes perfect. I had as much money as I needed and took my dates to very nice restaurants or for nice weekends away with no thought of how much it cost. Sometimes I would teach them a new trick or two and sometimes they would teach me.
So one afternoon I pulled in to the C store and got out of my truck. I noticed Julie sitting on one of the picnic tables at the side of the building. I went over and plopped down across from her and, "Hey beautiful what's up?"
When she looked up I could she she had been crying. I moved over to sit next to her and said, "OK, who broke your heart and where can I find him."
She came back with, "Danny, and he's probably in my apartment he threw me out of yesterday."
"Wait, your husband threw you out? What kind of a fight did you guys have? If it's your apartment why didn't he leave? What happened to all your stuff?"
"You don't want to hear all my troubles. Just go inside Gary, it's OK," she said as she tried to dry fresh tears with a tissue that was falling apart from overuse.
"No, no it's not OK. Nobody I care about gets treated that way. Start talking and we'll get to the bottom of this and get started on fixing it," I said very calmly. I was certainly not calm inside and it was all I could do talk slowly and comfortingly to Julie.
"So had you two not been getting along for a while?" was my first question.
"Yeah for quite a while now, um, I think about two years now," she said.
"Uh, Jules you've only been married two years."
"Yes," she said, "that sounds about right. He was never very affectionate. We were married for three months before he even, well, even screwed me. We've only done it four times in two years," this admission set off another round of tears and I went to my truck and brought back a box of tissues.
"So what's the problem, is he gay?"
"I don't think so," she said, "he has a hard time, then she giggled, he has a difficult time getting an erection. He tried Viagra once and I had to take him to the hospital because it hurt so much."
She was quiet for a minute and then said, "Can I ask you a question? Is an erect penis supposed to be longer than 2 inches?"
"Uh, well, in my experience yeah, quite a bit longer in fact," I stammered.
"I didn't know, his is the only one I have ever seen," she said.
"Well in real life they aren't as long as the 10 inch ones you see in porno films," I pointed out.
"Oh, I've never seen a pornographic movie," was her reply.
I was thinking to myself what planet is this girl from anyway. She must be 24 now and has never seen porn? Is that even possible?
"How is it that you have never seen porn?" I asked her.
"Well when I was a young at home my parents caught my brother looking at porn and set the parental controls so high I couldn't even get National Geographic online. My roommate and I couldn't afford internet and Danny and I would rather read than be on the computer so no, never seen any."
"So, I bet you don't need to look at porn either," she said.
"What makes you think that?" I asked curiously.
"Because of all the dates you have, I hear them talking in here, talking about how they like to um, screw you. What a good um, fuck you are." I looked at her and she was blushing up to her hair roots.
I was thinking about what I should say, or if I should say anything when she came out with,"So how long is your penis when it's hard?"
"Ah, that's kind of personal isn't it? It's not something you just casually ask someone."
"Well it's not casual, it's related to what we're talking about isn't it? So give me an answer" she bored in.
"OK," I laughed, "you asked for it. It's seven inches long and the head is the size of a golf ball, " I blurted out.
She sat there stunned holding her tiny hands seven inches apart. She looked at me in awe and said, "I guess I know why the women are talking about you."
"OK," I said, actually a little red myself, "back to your situation. So how does his not being affectionate lead to throwing you out."
"He said he is tired to pretending that he cares about me and I should just go away and leave him alone. But it's my apartment, all the furniture, the appliances are all mine. I lived there for two years before he came along," she said indignantly.
"Do you have a lease with your landlord?"
"I did but after the third year he said I was a good tenant and didn't need a lease anymore. He even gave me back my deposit."
"Let me guess, you pay the rent in cash right?"
"Well yeah," she explained, "he gives me a $20 a month discount if I pay in cash."
"So he gets a grand a month rent, gives you 20 bucks, takes the rental off the books, pays no taxes and charges off any repairs to his other units. Nice for him, bad for you," I explained it to her.
"Well, I thought I was helping him out," she said defensively.
"Right, so in effect you have nothing that proves it is your apartment and your stuff. So what did he do with your clothes and stuff?"
"I went home after work yesterday and all my clothes, makeup, girl stuff was all out on the porch. And my keys didn't work. I stayed in a motel last night."
"OK, what's the address," I casually asked her, "and I'll look into it, let you know if I can do anything"
She wrote the address on a scrap of paper and handed it to me. When I tried to take it she held on for a moment. She looked deep in my eyes and finally let go. I got in my truck and took off.
I reached down and got on the company radio and called Rich and Bill, two of my oldest employees. We go all the way back to high school and are still tight.
"What's up boss," they both answered. I came back with, "You guys want to help me do something really stupid?" They answered, "Sure" and "Why not?" I gave them the address and told them to meet me around the corner in10 minutes. They were in company trucks with our logo so a little discretion was in order.
I made some phone calls and then gave them a quick rundown on the situation. They nodded and asked how we were going to play this. I said I wasn't sure. He had to be afraid of something, we just had to find it. We decided to just play it by ear.
I went up the steps onto the porch and walked up to the door. Rich and Bill were out of sight on either side of the door. I knocked and waited. Soon the door opened and Danny asked, "What can I do for you?" Then he recognized me and said, "Tell Julie there is no sense in threatening me, she doesn't have a legal leg to stand on, now go away before I call the police."
I pushed him back into the hallway and toward the kitchen. The boys were right behind me and before we got 10 feet into the house he collapsed to his knees and started crying. This brought us up short and we didn't quite know how to proceed. Then Rich grinned and said, "OK you two, start throwing all his stuff out on the lawn and I'll watch him."
"No, no," he cried, "not all my clothing, how will I be able to go to work, how can I be seen in public."
There was a nice Burberry hanging from a coat tree there in the hall. I lifted it off its hook and held it like I was admiring it it. Then I grabbed a sleeve and viciously tore it off. The wail from Danny was louder than if I had ripped his arm off.
"Do you want me to go to the closet in your bedroom now?" I asked menacingly.
"NO, NO," he groaned "I have made a terrible mistake. I will leave tonight if you will just leave my wardrobe intact. This apartment is not worth the loss of my precious things."