The trip had been brutal. The new security restrictions required my presence at the airport a good three hours before departure. That was bad enough, but then we had to reroute to Atlanta and make an emergency landing when a drunken first class passenger started having chest pains. Once we landed, it took another hour for the Atlanta EMT's to board the plane and stabilize the guy enough to be taken to a local hospital. When we finally got airborne again, the stewardesses passed out extra bags of peanuts to make up for the delay. Thankfully, I didn't have a connecting flight; I had one less concern than many of my seatmates.
By the time I finally arrived, cramped and wrinkled at San Hosea, I was dog-tired. My employer had thoughtfully arranged for a limo to pick me up, and I was asleep almost as soon as I hit the back seat. I wasn't going to get much sleep though - the hotel was close by, and the ride lasted a mere twenty minutes. I cracked open an eyelid when the limo driver gently shook me awake. Slurring out my thanks for his service, I stumbled into the hotel lobby to the obvious amusement of the attending staff. I think I tipped the bellhop when I got to the room; I honestly don't remember. At any rate, I was finally able to close the door, and, fully clothed, fell into the bed for a good night's sleep before meeting with the clients the next day.
I don't know how long I slept before being awakened by a persistent knocking on the door. "Damn!" I thought, "Should have hung that 'Do not disturb' sign!" I opened the door to find a slim brunette standing in the hall. She was a stunningly attractive woman with long legs and perky breasts. She was wearing a thin, revealing sundress. It clung to her shoulders with the thinnest set of spaghetti straps I'd ever seen. "Room service!" She cooed.
"What?" I stammered. "I didn't order room service!" Ignoring me, she pushed into the room consulting a clipboard. I closed the door and followed her in, still groggy and bleary-eyed. "Didn't you hear me? I said I didn't order room service!"
Smiling, she turned to face me, flashed the clipboard, and said "Sure you did! Says so right here!" As she spoke, she pushed me. Normally nothing would have happened; I'm a very large man - well over six feet tall, and well over three hundred pounds, but I was still groggy and off-balance from her audaciousness. I stumbled backwards and landed flat on my back, sprawled in the center of the room's single king-sized bed.
Before I could react she climbed right up on top of me, straddling my chest with her thighs. I could have thrown her off, but I was too stunned to move; nothing even remotely similar had ever happened to me before. Without a word she bent forward and crushed her lips to mine; her tongue probed my lips insistently, then darted inside. We lay that way for long moments, our tongues engaging in a frenzied dance.
I began to gather my wits, and realized that I felt a distinct tingling in my groin. She had begun moving backwards, and was grinding her pelvis against mine as we kissed; that was certainly helping things along. I began to embrace her, but as I did she sat straight up, out of reach. She murmured "Not yet! We have to clean you up first!" Well, she had a point there; I'd showered before the trip, but after long hours cramped on a plane, I was far from presentable.