"That God damn bitch is a guy! She's got a cock as big as a horse!" Jean March, my partner on the shore patrol detail was angry as hell when she shouted these words at us.
She and I had just started our four to midnight patrol duty when we were advised of a disturbance in one of the local night spots often frequented by sailors on shore leave. The Norfolk police were holding a sailor and a civilian who were involved in a fracas. We got there about 10 minutes later to find two cops holding a tall, mini skirted red head.
The sailor, quite drunk, was slouched in one of the booths, one eye badly swollen and his nose bleeding. There was blood all over the front of his tunic and he was incoherent.
"What happened?" I asked the older policeman.
Before he could answer, the red head blurted, "I'll tell you what happened, I was sitting on his lap and he dumped me on the floor so I decked the son-of-a-bitch!"
I was trying to get some response from the sailor when one of the cops asked Jean to take the mini skirted offender into the toilet and frisk her.
Thirty seconds later, the door to the ladies room flew open and the red head came flying out backwards, landing on her ass, followed by the irate Jean. "That God damn bitch is a guy! She's got a cock as big as a horse! I felt a lump in her crotch and when I pulled her skirt up to see what it was, there was this big hairy dick staring me in the face."
Finally, the sailor roused himself to enough to mumble, "That's what I been trying to tell you, she was sitting on my lap. When I put my hand under her skirt to feel her pussy she had a hard on so I pushed her off."
We finally decided there was no reason for anyone to go to jail, so they released the civilian and we sent the sailor back to his ship in a taxicab.
Later, while we were driving around, patrolling our area, Jean and I were talking about what had happened when she said, "Damn perverts, men having sex with men. It's unnatural." She shot me a sideways look and said, "Did you ever do that?"
"Of course not, did you?"
"Sure, the few times before... Oh, you mean with another woman?"
"Yeah."
"Well, to tell the truth, I did it once or twice when I was in high school."
She had tweaked my interest so I said, "Tell me about it."
"Well, I had gone to spend the night with my best friend while her parents were away. We were looking in one of her brothers magazines and saw some women that were shaved down there. We were curious how it would feel so we decided to do it to each other. I don't mind telling you that it made me hot as hell to have her hands, the warm lather and the razor sliding all over me he like that. We were both virgins but had masturbating a few times in private."
"By the time I finished shaving her, there was juice dripping out of her pussy, so, just like in one of the stories from the magazine I licked it. The moment I touched her, she had an organism. Then, she did me. It was so good that we did it quite a few more times after that. I have always wanted a man to do that to me."
"You have never had a man eat your pussy?"
"No, would you like to? I know it's making me hot as hell just talking about it. My panties are soaked and I am going to have a wet spot on the back of my uniform skirt. Look the other way so I can slide out of my panties and wipe my pussy."
I looked away and there was a lot of movement in the passengers seat. When I looked back, there was a pair of very soggy, white cotton panties on the seat between us. "It looks like the conversation bothered you too, didn't it. You've got a hard on haven't you?"
"Well..."
She leaned over and put her hand on my crotch. "Well, I thought so, it feels as big and hard as a flashlight. Do you eat pussy?"