The following is a true story that just happened to me some time ago...
I sometimes get bored and tired when my woman turns me down for some basic loving. ESPECIALLY when it comes down to getting' some head. Sometimes, I prefer that over getting in the pussy...ANYWAYS, here is my story.
So this one Saturday was a VERY lazy day; me and woman went out on Friday night and I had a few drinks (no lovin' though) and I didn't get out of bed until about 11AM. Oh well, I'm thinkin'- my woman's at work until 5PM and I don't have anything (or anyone) to do.
So around, 3PM, I finally motivate and get my ass out of the house. I go to the chicken shack, order some wings and fries for dinner and call mama bear to be ready to eat when I get there. She says to get something to drink with the food. Now, this is where the WOW begins...
So I get to the liquor store, open the door and notice this lady scooping down picking up some shit that fell out of her purse, I mean her ass was all in my path toward my Remy; any REDBLOODED dick slayer would have noticed her. At the same time, I also notice that she's on her cell and has about 6 grocery bags full of various shit; apparently talking to someone to come and take her home.
Being the gentleman that I am, I help her pick up her shit and off handedly say to her "By the way, shawty, if he can't come for you, I'll gladly offer to take you home." She smiles at me and continues talking on the phone, so I went to do my liquor shopping. I end up buying a fifth of Remy VSOP, a quart of Bacardi Limon and some OJ, Pineapple and cranberry juice (I planned on getting mama twisted and then see what positions I could get her into).
As I'm walking out, I noticed shawty is STILL waiting for a ride. She looks at me and says "were you serious about giving me a ride? I live about 5 minutes away from here but I don't feel like walking-it's too damn cold out there." Again, I'm a gentleman, so I say to her, "I don't know, you look a little suspect to me. Imma have to keep my eye on you shawty. You might try somethin' and then imma have to retaliate." All the while, smiling at her with my devilish grin. She says back "I bet you will. I bet you will" and we commence to walking to my ride.
As we're walking, we make small talk, and find out she's single, has a kid who is not home until TOMORROW night, and that she has some GofG-Gift of Gab. She's real cool and like she said, she was only about 7 minutes from where the liquor store was. Now, I'm the kind of guy that let's game come to me-I spell out what I want, talk my shit and then let a chick decide the next move. Like I said earlier-I have mama bear at home waiting to get twisted and possibly perform some tricks for me!
So, we get to her apartment building, she says without hesitation-"hey, can you help me with my bags? I live on the first floor, apartment 105. I would like to reward your kindness somehow." So, of course, I said "okay, but to be honest,your conversation has been payment enough." Now mind you, from the first peep of shawty up to this point, I'm taking note that she's a little shorter and thicker than I like (about 5'1" and over 200 pounds) but her face, lips and her demeanor were giving me a MAD hard-on!
I was glad I had on jeans and not my normal slacks and shirt. So I figured, if she's half as game as I think she is, I might just get my dick sucked-and I could REALLY use a sloppy blowjob. So she grins her own devilish grin and says, "Come on. It will be well worth your time." And we commence to going to her apartment building. Like she said, she's in apt 105, so it's a short walk. Once we get to her spot, I say to myself 'what the fuck, the worse she could say is NO, so why not go for it.'