"Finger foods, done. Drinks, done. Kitchen is clean and house is spotless! Whew! I'm so ready for this party to be started!" she says. "Now, I can get ready!" I run upstairs, take a quick shower, get my makeup on, do my hair and head to closet. "Hmm...what do I wear? I'm thinking I don't want to wear anything provocative because then the wives start getting catty that their husbands are gawking at my big boobs but nothing too homely because then everyone will think I am boring and won't speak to me! It sucks to be a new employee at the office, especially when I have been asked to have the monthly get together at my house. I got to leave a good impression with my co workers. Ah, I know what I am going to wear! I pull out the dark blue v neck wrap around dress. It's not too low cut but it leaves something to the imagination. The dress is knee length and loose fitting which means that I'm not being too obvious yet it looked relaxed. The door bell rings...
I go downstairs, open the door and let in 2 couples. Then a few minutes later, more couples come in. After a few hours of chatting, drinking and snacking on food, I take a minute to look around and everyone is having a great time, talking and laughing. I also notice that there is no unattached person in my house, except me. Well, guess I'm having sex with myself tonight. Welp, guess I'm going to clean up a little while people are having fun.