Barbara's assistant at work is a nice woman named June. She is in her late-40's, or maybe even 50. She has long, straight red hair. She is trim and fit, but it's hard to tell how nice her body is, because she generally wears loose fitting clothes. She is a free spirit, kind of a "left over hippie".
June's salary is ridiculously low. Her pay is set by the school, so Barbara can't do anything to correct it. It is really hard to imagine anyone living on such a low salary. Barbara is always trying to do nice things for her, and I have done my part by burning music CDs for her. We have different tastes in music, but I have been able to put together some CDs containing artists she likes compiled from my large CD collection.
I don't see June very often. Recently, she was over at our house enjoying after work drinks with us. The topic turned to music, and June said, "I want to thank you again for the CDs, it's really generous and sweet of you to do that for me."
"Sure, it's no big deal, I'm happy to do it," I answered.
"Well, it's a big deal to me," she responded. "I really wish there was something I could do for you," she continued. "Can I make you some pottery? Some macramΓ©?"
I smiled and shook my head. "No, it's fine," I said.
"You don't like any of the stuff I can make," she pouted. "What do you like?" she asked. When I didn't answer, she turned to Barbara and asked her, "what does he like?"
Barbara answered, "well, he sure loves blow jobs."
I was taking a big swig of beer as Barbara said that. I coughed it up and out my nose in shock.
June got a big smile on her face. "Is that true, Ron?" she asked. "That's something I can do."
I didn't answer. I just looked back and forth between June and Barbara.
"Well, would you like a blow job right now?" June asked.
"Of course he would," Barbara said. "He always does."
June continued to look at me quizzically. Finally I responded, "well, I've never turned down a blow job yet."