Meet Dennis Pierrot, a big and tall black man living in the City of Cap-Haitien, Haiti. A maintenance man at College Notre Dame Du Perpetuel Secours, Dennis is a hard working brother with an embarrassing problem of a personal nature. Simply put, Dennis is constantly constipated, and he has tried just about everything to cure his affliction. What's a brother to do under those circumstances?
"Hmm, I think I can help you with that," said Dennis neighbor and long-time friend Mademoiselle Eloise, after he revealed his personal issue. Mademoiselle Eloise is a short, curvy black woman in her early fifties. Many people in the Loge neighborhood, located in the Bel-Air suburb of Cap-Haitien, think of Mademoiselle Eloise as a Mambo, the local term for a witch. What's wrong with a Haitian lady of a certain age practicing traditional medicine and communing with the spirits? There's no law against that.
The Haitian Constitution permits freedom of religion, and the Voodoo faith, which many rural Haitians adhere to, is as legal as Catholicism and Islam. A lot of Haitians have embraced Islam after the 2010 Earthquake, and Haitian Muslims are now present in every facet of Haitian society. Mademoiselle Eloise respects both Catholicism and Islam, but the Voodoo faith is the one true religion as far as the old Haitian lady is concerned. Voodoo empowers women, while Islam and Catholicism uphold the patriarchy system...
"Merci beaucoup, Mademoiselle Eloise," Dennis said, and the older black woman smiled at him, marveling at the burly brother's naivete. Mademoiselle Eloise sat Dennis down, and asked him what had been troubling him. Dennis confessed to having sexual feelings about Daniella, a lovely young woman who lived in the Rue Deux area and did not seem to notice that he existed. Daniella is engaged to a young carpenter named Michel, and thinks of Dennis as a slow-witted fool with pervy tendencies.
"Dennis, a lot of the local ladies say that you stare at them a lot, and sometimes spy on them while they bathe, is that true?" Mademoiselle Eloise asked, as they sat in her living room. Dennis blushed, and confessed to spying on some of the local young women, such as Daniella, and a big-bottomed housewife named Catherine, whose husband Paul swore he'd kick Dennis ass someday. The horny, slow-witted brother had made a lot of enemies, all in the name of sex. Something's got to give, seriously.
"Mademoiselle Eloise, I did not mean to spy on those women, I am constantly horny, and constipated," Dennis said, looking forlorn. Mademoiselle Eloise smiled at the confused, horny and afflicted Dennis, knowing that she had him right where she wanted him. Time for Mademoiselle Eloise to teach Dennis a lesson while curing him of his health-related and sexual afflictions at the same time. Voodoo empowers women and shows them the beauty of female dominance, but it can also liberate men...
"Dennis, I will show you the way," Mademoiselle Eloise said, smiling at him the way a serpent smiles at a dove. Mademoiselle Eloise ordered Dennis to undress, and then she tied the naked, burly black man to a tree in the garden behind her house. Time for Dennis to be cured of his voyeurism and predatory behavior, by learning the virtue of female dominance and female power, of course. Female domination in and out of the bedroom is a wonderful thing, and black men like Dennis desperately need it in their lives...
