The things that happen in my stories are at best unlikely, but isn't that what fantasy is all about? I reject your reality, and substitute my own. If you require complete plausibility in your stroke fiction, then you're probably on the wrong page.
The third page is only a couple of lines, so don't let that scare you away.
This is an entry in the Literotica Earth Day Contest for '09
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Sam Green finished setting up his new auction account, wondering if he had the balls to go all the way.
The idea had come to him when he'd received yet another new toy that he'd ordered on the internet. The flashlight was hardly a technical marvel, but the novelty of only having to shake it for light, never having to worry about batteries, was enough to make Sam click the buy button.
As soon as he shook the flashlight and turned it on for the first time, the idea lit up in his head along with the LED. The motion of shaking it to power it up was similar to something that he was all too familiar with, while the shape spoke of something else entirely.
Only someone as socially awkward and sexually frustrated as Sam could have possibly considered the idea that popped into his head.
Sam's geeky, creative streak kicked in immediately. Though he knew the principle of how the flashlight worked, his brand new purchase was in pieces only minutes after he pulled it out of the box. A couple of weeks later, the weirdest thing he'd ever purchased arrived, and also ended up in pieces — a vibrator.
The process took a couple of months, but he finally managed to come up with a design that actually worked. He had to put in a larger capacitor and magnet to get enough power, but his clear plastic prototype vibrating powerfully in his hand was worth all the work.
With phase one complete, Sam moved on to the more important part of his fantasy. A lot of internet research and several brown paper wrapped boxes later, he finished the molds and went to work on the real thing.
Now, sitting in front of the computer, Sam spun the vibe in his fingers, and knew that he had to do it. The vibrators were molded from his cock, and the fantasy of a dozen women getting off with his dick was too much to resist. Advertising them as
green-powered
and guaranteed to ship by Earth Day should attract a lot of interest, and might even make him enough money to break even on all that he'd spent to make the twelve vibrators.
He had to laugh at the irony, because he lumped in Earth Day with Arbor Day, Flag Day, and numerous other holidays that he considered pointless wastes of time designed to line somebody's pockets.
Sam took the pictures, set up the auctions, and went to bed to fantasize about what would happen when he shipped them out in a few days.
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Sam cautiously looked around, though it was unlikely that anyone would be anywhere near his lair of servers and wires. He blinked through his auction pages and couldn't help a quiet
yes
of excitement.
A few blogs and forums had picked up his listings for
weird and funny auction
posts, pushing his hits through the roof. If the current bids held up, he would actually make a profit off of this whole adventure — besides the abundant masturbatory fantasy fuel.
"Dammit," he cursed when the phone rang. "I.S., Sam Green speaking."
"Just leave it alone and I'll be there in a minute," he said once the woman had described the problem she was having with her computer. He grabbed his bag, left the lair, and went to work.
Teri let out an exasperated, derisive sigh when he appeared at her cubicle a minute or so later. "God, I thought you said that you fixed this thing last time."
Sam's desire to slap her silly for crashing her computer again warred with the arousal that her bared cleavage caused. "I did."
"Well, obviously not," she replied, her voice as much a sneer as the expression on her face. "Just fix the thing," she demanded, and then swept out of her cubicle.
"Bitch," he muttered as he sat down.
As expected, the crash was her fault. Sam got the system back online in a couple of minutes, just in time for Teri to return with a cup of coffee.
"About time," she spat, and made an impatient gesture for him to get out of her chair.
"You're welcome," he said as he walked past her.
"Whatever."
Sam rolled his eyes and decided that he was going to go through and block all her favorite non work-related websites again as soon as he got back to his desk.
"Hey, Sam."
Sam's heart jumped in his chest and his stomach tightened upon hearing the voice.
"Hey, Denise," he answered, and inwardly winced when he could hear every ounce of his nervousness in his voice.
"Uhm — I've got a little problem," she said while pointing to her computer and shrugging apologetically. She nervously twisted a lock of her shoulder-length auburn hair between her fingers.
Sam found it hard to avoid staring at her. She wasn't a slutty blonde like Teri, but she was still hot — and she didn't treat him like an insect. He glanced in and didn't see anything obviously wrong with the computer. "What is it?"
"I sort of accidentally closed something before I saved it."
"I can bring up the last automatic backup for you, but that won't help with anything between then and now."
"I've been working on it for an hour."
"I should be able to get a lot of it back, then."