As we walked off the crowded dance floor I asked if I could buy her a drink.
She quickly gave me the once over. "Yeah, sure," she replied with a smile. I guided her to the last pair of empty stools at the bar. "Captain and Coke," she said as the heavy-set bartender approached. He nodded and looked at me as I fumbled for my wallet.
"Bourbon, rocks," I said.
"You're a great dancer," I said, trying to make small talk while we waited for the drinks.
She looked me in the eyes and smiled. "Thank you," she replied appreciatively, as though she had heard that for the very first time. She had pretty blue eyes and long blonde hair, which she had to frequently brush away from her face. Her makeup was very subtle and tasteful, preferring to accentuate her features as opposed to grab your attention from across a crowded bar. I'm usually partial to brunettes, but she didn't exactly look like the typical blonde bimbette that are a-dime-a-dozen in the clubs. Her small perky breasts, which I happen to find very attractive, and heart-shaped ass are what originally caught my gaze, but I had noticed too that she was alone, making her perhaps my best chance of getting any this night.
The bartender set our drinks before us. I picked mine up, taking a quick sip, letting it coat my tongue briefly before swallowing. I watched as she lifted her glass and pursed her lips around the swizzle straw. My mind's eye, naturally, replaced the straw with my cock, and I had to smile. "Don't take this the wrong way," she said, setting her drink back down on the bar and turning to me, "but you could use a little work with yours." Her pleasant smile conveyed that she wasn't trying to be mean, just offering some genuine constructive feedback.
"My dancing?" I acknowledged with a laugh, "really sucks!" "There are trees that have better moves than me," I said, trying to be funny. She started to giggle at my attempt at humor. "Seriously," I continued, leaning close to her and lowering my voice as if to make a confession that I didn't want overheard. "I paid a guy $1000 once to chop one down after it showed me up at my prom." I took her pleasant laughter as an invitation to continue. "Yeah, my date dumped me, went home with the tree, and I never got laid that night. He took my money but never did the job. Last I heard, they got married, moved to California, and were the proud parents of twin shrubberies."
Her giggles were infectious, and I found myself laughing along at my own joke. She placed her slender hand on my arm and leaned close to whisper in my ear. "I hope you fuck better than you dance," she said invitingly.
I leaned back, looking at her with widened eyes, taken a bit off guard by her bold statement. I wasn't sure whether that was meant as a proposition or as another bit of constructive criticism, but there was only one way to find out. "Absolutely!" I replied, "Nothing I do is as bad as my dancing."
"Good! You want to get out of here then?" she asked seductively.
"Let's," I replied eagerly before downing my bourbon in one quick swallow. I watched as she chugged the rest of her near full drink. She set her empty glass down and wiped away the drop that escaped the corner of her mouth with her index finger. I wondered why that always looked so sexy.
I walked her to her car and agreed to follow her back to her place. I glanced quickly at my watch as I started my car. "Only 10:30?" I thought to myself, having never had an offer this early in the evening, "That's a record!"
I parked my car in the closest open spot to hers, which was three cars behind her. She stood next to her car and watched as I approached. "Thank you for the compliment," she cooed as I got within earshot. I looked at her quizzically, as I hadn't said anything yet. I blushed as she nodded toward the bulge that had become more visible than I had thought in the front of my khakis.
She took my hand and led me inside her apartment building. It was an old building but was very well maintained I noticed, as I surveyed the halls and stairs that led to her place. Once inside, I had to nod approvingly, as it was much brighter than I would have expected in a building it's age, and very tasteful in it's décor. The masculine touches, however, caused me pause. I hadn't met many women who had an electric bass and amp in the corner of their living room, or a necktie draped over a dining room chair.
She noticed my concerned expression as she dropped her pocketbook on the dining room table and saw me eyeing the tie. "Yes," she confessed, "I have a boyfriend. He's out with his buddies, somewhere between Hooters and the sports bar they hang out at. We have some time." Noticing that my expression had not eased, she continued, "I just found out he's been fucking one of my girlfriends so I may as well have a little fun of my own…if you're still interested?" With that she reached down and caressed my cock through my pants. That was about all the convincing I needed, and we kissed wetly as she reached inside my pocket and adjusted my cock, allowing it to swell to usable proportions.