As we walked off the crowded dance floor I asked if I could buy her a drink.
She quickly gave me the once over. "Yeah, sure," she replied with a smile. I guided her to the last pair of empty stools at the bar. "Captain and Coke," she said as the heavy-set bartender approached. He nodded and looked at me as I fumbled for my wallet.
"Bourbon, rocks," I said.
"You're a great dancer," I said, trying to make small talk while we waited for the drinks.
She looked me in the eyes and smiled. "Thank you," she replied appreciatively, as though she had heard that for the very first time. She had pretty blue eyes and long blonde hair, which she had to frequently brush away from her face. Her makeup was very subtle and tasteful, preferring to accentuate her features as opposed to grab your attention from across a crowded bar. I'm usually partial to brunettes, but she didn't exactly look like the typical blonde bimbette that are a-dime-a-dozen in the clubs. Her small perky breasts, which I happen to find very attractive, and heart-shaped ass are what originally caught my gaze, but I had noticed too that she was alone, making her perhaps my best chance of getting any this night.
The bartender set our drinks before us. I picked mine up, taking a quick sip, letting it coat my tongue briefly before swallowing. I watched as she lifted her glass and pursed her lips around the swizzle straw. My mind's eye, naturally, replaced the straw with my cock, and I had to smile. "Don't take this the wrong way," she said, setting her drink back down on the bar and turning to me, "but you could use a little work with yours." Her pleasant smile conveyed that she wasn't trying to be mean, just offering some genuine constructive feedback.
"My dancing?" I acknowledged with a laugh, "really sucks!" "There are trees that have better moves than me," I said, trying to be funny. She started to giggle at my attempt at humor. "Seriously," I continued, leaning close to her and lowering my voice as if to make a confession that I didn't want overheard. "I paid a guy $1000 once to chop one down after it showed me up at my prom." I took her pleasant laughter as an invitation to continue. "Yeah, my date dumped me, went home with the tree, and I never got laid that night. He took my money but never did the job. Last I heard, they got married, moved to California, and were the proud parents of twin shrubberies."
Her giggles were infectious, and I found myself laughing along at my own joke. She placed her slender hand on my arm and leaned close to whisper in my ear. "I hope you fuck better than you dance," she said invitingly.
I leaned back, looking at her with widened eyes, taken a bit off guard by her bold statement. I wasn't sure whether that was meant as a proposition or as another bit of constructive criticism, but there was only one way to find out. "Absolutely!" I replied, "Nothing I do is as bad as my dancing."
"Good! You want to get out of here then?" she asked seductively.
"Let's," I replied eagerly before downing my bourbon in one quick swallow. I watched as she chugged the rest of her near full drink. She set her empty glass down and wiped away the drop that escaped the corner of her mouth with her index finger. I wondered why that always looked so sexy.
I walked her to her car and agreed to follow her back to her place. I glanced quickly at my watch as I started my car. "Only 10:30?" I thought to myself, having never had an offer this early in the evening, "That's a record!"
I parked my car in the closest open spot to hers, which was three cars behind her. She stood next to her car and watched as I approached. "Thank you for the compliment," she cooed as I got within earshot. I looked at her quizzically, as I hadn't said anything yet. I blushed as she nodded toward the bulge that had become more visible than I had thought in the front of my khakis.
She took my hand and led me inside her apartment building. It was an old building but was very well maintained I noticed, as I surveyed the halls and stairs that led to her place. Once inside, I had to nod approvingly, as it was much brighter than I would have expected in a building it's age, and very tasteful in it's décor. The masculine touches, however, caused me pause. I hadn't met many women who had an electric bass and amp in the corner of their living room, or a necktie draped over a dining room chair.
She noticed my concerned expression as she dropped her pocketbook on the dining room table and saw me eyeing the tie. "Yes," she confessed, "I have a boyfriend. He's out with his buddies, somewhere between Hooters and the sports bar they hang out at. We have some time." Noticing that my expression had not eased, she continued, "I just found out he's been fucking one of my girlfriends so I may as well have a little fun of my own…if you're still interested?" With that she reached down and caressed my cock through my pants. That was about all the convincing I needed, and we kissed wetly as she reached inside my pocket and adjusted my cock, allowing it to swell to usable proportions.
She led me into her bedroom, stopping at the foot of her bed. She ran her hands down my body as she sunk slowly to her knees. She unbuttoned my shirt, then my pants and carefully slid them down. She pulled the waist of my boxers away from my body, using her thumb to push my stiff cock toward my belly, and eased them expertly down to my knees. "Oooh, that's a pretty cock!" she purred, as she admired it, standing tall and proud in it's naked glory. She gently brushed her hand over my clean-shaven balls and neatly trimmed pubes, apparently appreciating my grooming skills.
I'm not overly blessed downstairs, exactly average actually, judging from the statistics I've read, but from a purely aesthetic point of view, I'm pretty happy with my equipment. Thankfully there are no unusual curves, bends, or blemishes to worry about, though I, like every other guy who's not endowed with Peter North-like proportions, still certainly wouldn't have minded having a bit more of the right tool for the job, so to speak.
She wrapped her slender fingers loosely around my shaft and stroked it slowly as she reached her other hand between my legs, cupping my heavy balls in her soft palm. I watched as she caressed every inch of my equipment with her lovely eyes, as though she were admiring a sleek sports car or beautiful work of art.
"I've never been with anyone before that wasn't…au natural," she said looking up at me with sultry eyes, "Very sexy!" I smiled in response to her to compliment. If nothing else, she sure was good for my ego. With one hand still wrapped around my cock, she slid the fingers of her other hand behind my balls, supporting them as she leaned close. Still holding my gaze, she extended her tongue and began teasing them with the moist tip. The sensation immediately sent shivers through me. With short, sweeping, side-to-side motions, she lightly caressed them. An involuntary moan escaped my dry lips, prompting her to smile. I reached out to her, tenderly cupping her face in my hand, my thumb caressing her earlobe while her soft tresses fell gently around my fingers.
Letting my heavy balls swing free, she moved her hand to the outside of my thigh. She paused only briefly to moisten her tongue and ever so slowly licked a straight line up the underside of my swollen manhood from my balls to the sensitive ridge beneath the tip. Her eyes sparkled brightly and she smiled as the velvety head disappeared into her hot, wet mouth. My eyes closed, and my face contorted into a grimace as every nerve was suddenly stimulated through her talented touch. Her lips firmly locked below the flared tip of my cock, she slowly flicked her tongue all over it, and at that moment, every cell in my body seemed to be inside her mouth, as if being awakened from a long, dormant sleep and coming alive as never before.
I moaned and watched as she eased more of me between her soft, sensuous lips, holding my ass with her hands, stopping only when I felt myself brush the back of her throat. Her gag reflex kicked in mildly, but she never backed off a bit. Suddenly I felt myself being bathed in a flood of hot saliva. She withdrew from me slowly and relaxed her lips just enough to allow a tiny stream of spittle to leak out, run down my shaft, and drip from my balls. When she allowed me to slip free from her lips, a large drop of clear saliva dribbled down her chin. She smiled seductively, not bothering to wipe it away, as her hand glided effortlessly up and down my slick, engorged member.
I had left my house hoping to get lucky, and it seemed that I had somehow hit the lucky lottery. Whoever had taught her to give head had done well, and for several minutes I enjoyed one of the most incredible, sloppily wet, blowjobs I've ever had, but if I didn't stop her, and soon, she was going to have a mouthful of more than just a good helping of throbbing gristle. I placed my hands under her arms and lifted gently. She took the hint, grazing her teeth lightly up the length of my dick as it slipped free of her incredible mouth, and slowly rose to her feet, taking time to tease my navel, and my sensitive nipples as she passed. I kissed her wetly, sucking briefly on her pouty lower lip, while I lifted her clingy knit top up over her head and off her slender, raised arms, baring her petite, braless boobs. I kissed my way from her lips, to her chin and neck, a finally down between her creamy white tits. Placing my arm around her waist I held her firmly to me as I teased the dark brown peaks of her nipples with the tip of my tongue, feeling them stiffen quickly from the attention.
She reached down and slid her skirt and g-string down over her hips while I explored her lovely tits. My hand dropped to her fabulous, now bare, bottom, so warm and soft to the touch, as I helped her off with the last of her clothes. I kicked off my shoes and stripped off my clothes. I eased her back onto the bed, kneeling between her legs, admiring the perfectly shaped landing strip of golden hair that ended abruptly above her clit, and the soft pink petals of her inflamed labia peeking eagerly from her slit.