ALI'S SONG: A ROCK 'N' ROLL STORY ~ Ch. 1
J.B. BACALL'S CLUB
LEXINGTON KENTUCKY
Saturday, 11/29/2015
"Third encore!"
Ali Bryan strapped on her well-worn John Lennon model guitar one more time. Her Hard Rock tee sported darker patches of perspiration; her snug, ripped jeans hung just low enough on her hips to display a flash of her taut belly. Her thick raven hair was just disheveled enough. She caught a glimpse of herself in a full length mirror by the stage door as she headed out, and nodded in satisfaction. She looked great -- just sexy enough without being overtly so.
"One last song, boys - they love us!"
She strode out on stage to raucous applause, followed by lead guitarist Trent Bishop, drummer Ray "Bam Bam" Herndon, and bassist Spike Martin. The others took their positions and waited for her to call off a song
Ali peered through the haze at the crowd. Did everyone in Lexington smoke? Granted, this was Kentucky, the heart of tobacco country, but the swirling clouds in J. B. Bacall's Club could have been the poisonous atmosphere of some inhospitable alien planet. Ah, yes - with the smoke, the sweat, the smell of crappy beer and body odor, the 500-seater rock club had a distinctive bouquet all its own. Another glamorous night in the life of a budding rock star...
'This shit is wrecking my voice - and my lungs!' she thought.
"Take it all off, baby!" a deep, beery voice bellowed from the back. "Take of that shirt 'n' let's see you shake them great big titties! C'mon, cunt!"
That did it! This time she wasn't going to bite her tongue.
"Oh, no way - you'd get whiplash trying to follow 'em, and I can't afford an attorney," she retorted as the crowd erupted in laughter.
She shook her head. A small knot of bikers had grabbed a table near the door. Three of the four had been fine, but the fourth, a huge mountain of muscle wearing a black leather vest and torn blue jeans, had arrived drunk. He'd been heckling her all night, making obscene comments about various parts of her anatomy and her parentage. As she usually did, Ali ignored him. Normally it worked after a while, but this one had kept going all night.
He radiated menace, affecting a stereotypical "Hell's Angels" look. Long blond hair and a matching bushy beard, tattoos, aviator shades, and an outrageous Viking helmet with horns.
And he appeared to be none too happy at the moment.
He was stalking toward the stage, with his friends hurrying after him. The crowd grew silent, and parted in front of him. Trent set his Telecaster down on a guitar stand and stepped protectively in front of Ali as the biker stopped at the edge of the stage and swayed unsteadily.
Where the hell was security?
"So -- you think you're a fuckin' comedian, huh,, cunt?" he snarled. "I'll give you $300 and three seconds to strip off your shirt and bra and shake them great big hooters. If'n you don't...I'll come up there and strip you and shake them myself!"
"Listen, mister..." Bishop began.
"Shut up, frat boy!" the biker roared, roughly shoving the guitarist aside and knocking him off the bandstand. His head thumped heavily on the floor and he moaned in pain
"Trent!" Ali cried.
"You try and stop me and I'll stomp the shit out of you, kid! You'll be a grease spot on the floor!"
Gator tossed the money at Ali's feet and glared malevolently.
"Three seconds, cunt! "
"C'mon, Gator -- leave her alone, man! She's scared to death..."
Gator did not like being interrupted. He swung his huge fist backward and hammered it into the chest of his comrade, who fell back into the crowd.
"Three seconds, cunt! One...two...THREE!!!"
"All right! All right!" Ali's huge, dark eyes brimmed with tears of shame and humiliation as she pulled up the front of her shirt. Gator was delighted to see that Ali was bra-less; her full, rounded breasts bobbled and bounced enticingly as she shook them. Soft nipples hardened into little pink bullets at the sudden temperature change. Gator howled in appreciation. So did most of the rest of the males in the audience, who immortalized the incident - and Ali's incredible breasts - on iPhone videos and still shots, and promptly posted them to Twitter and Facebook.
It was all too much for Gator.
"I gotta squeeze me a handful of them titties!" he snarled.
By this time Bam Bam, who was almost as huge as Gator himself, had managed to extricate himself from behind his drum kit. He lumbered forward to do battle with the biker.
Before the altercation could get any uglier, however, another biker smashed a leaded blackjack against the back of Gator's skull. The room seemed to shake when he hit the floor to a round of applause from the relieved concert goers.
"Jesus, Mudpuppy -- I think you killed him!" the fourth biker exclaimed.
"Nah -- his skull's too thick."
Mudpuppy wiped blood off his blackjack with his shirt and thrust the weapon in his jeans pocket. He removed his cowboy hat and placed it over his chest as he approached Ali. She pulled her shirt down and wiped away tears.
"I'm sorry about this, miss," Mudpuppy said. "Only way I know of t' stop him. Gator's as sweet as yer old granny until he gets drunk. Then he gets mean. If he sees a supermodel beautiful girl like you he's uncontrollable. I'd be obliged if you'd put that money in your tip jar for your trouble if you would, please. We'll get him out of here."
"Thank you," Ali replied nervously as she stuffed the bills into the jar where they joined a respectable collection of portraits of dead presidents.
"Uhhh...what are you going to do with him?" Bishop asked, slowly rising to his feet as he rubbed the back of his head. "He obviously can't drive his motorcycle."
Mudpuppy grinned, showing broken yellow teeth.