Damn it's hot! You don't remember the last time it was this hot in Missouri, the humidity is sky high and the temperatures are in the high 90s. You can't even step outside without getting drenched in sweat. It's been hot for 2 weeks now and the weatherman says there is no relief in sight, in fact he says this weekend there is a chance it could hit 100 degrees!
You have been wearing next nothing around the house and in the yard, a little tank top and a pair of baggy shorts - no panties just to try and keep cool. You have also been running the air conditioner non-stop all week.
It's Thursday night, your mom just left to take the kids to her new condo for the weekend, John is at work and you know you need to cut the grass, you have been putting it off hoping for a cooler day, so you jump on the riding mower and begin the long, hot task. There is plenty of daylight left when you get finished, you know John will be getting home soon, and he will want something to eat.
You figure you have just enough time to take a shower and fix him something to eat before he gets home. You think you will fix him something special, wear something very sexy and maybe you can persuade him to fuck you tonight since the kids are gone. You never know. You put the mower up and start walking towards the house anticipating the cool air condition and an ice-cold Corona, but when you walk through the front door you notice the house is very hot and stuffy.
After checking the thermostat you decide that something must be wrong with the unit. You check the fuse box, turn the whole system off, and then back on - no luck. John will have to look at it when he gets home. You decide to take the shower anyway; a nice cool shower should help cool you down. It does. You decide not turn the stove on and cook dinner so you call John and ask him to pick something up on the way home and tell him about the air conditioner. He agrees to pick up a pizza and try to fix the A/C when he gets home.