"Oscar Stephen, ou se neg madichon, mwen pral pise sou wou," my girlfriend Esther said, hands on her hips, as she stood over me, stark naked and legs spread. Lying on the bed, my hands and feet bound with silken scarves, I was all but helpless as the sexy Haitian diva had her way with me. In case you're wondering, the lovely lady just warned me that she was about to piss on me as punishment for my naughtiness. I blinked as a jet of golden urine shot out of Esther's cunt, splashing all over my body. Yup, I got peed on!
The name is Oscar Stephen, and I'm a six-foot-one, 250-pound, chubby and handsome brother of Haitian descent living in the City of Ottawa, Ontario. I was born in the City of Port-De-Paix, Republic of Haiti, and my family and I moved to Ontario, Canada, in the early 1990s. Been living here ever since. By day, I'm a student at Carleton University in the Criminal Justice program, and by night, I am a full-time sex freak.
After discretely exploring my sexuality in various seedy spots in the City of Ottawa, I stumbled into monogamy, having found lasting love in a most unlikely place. Esther Jean-Renaud, a young woman I've known for years at the local Haitian Adventist church, turned out to be a freak, just like me. A communications major at Saint Paul University, a church leader and quirky nerd, Esther is lovely and all but I dismissed her as boring, like most of the sisters at our church. Until she confronted me with knowledge of my dirty little secrets. Now, Esther and I are together.
A lot of people were surprised that Esther and I got together, in spite of the similarities in our backgrounds. My parents, Victor and Helene Oscar live in the City of Hull, Quebec, and I live in Ontario because I attend Carleton University. Esther's parents, Julianne and Roger Jean-Renaud live in the City of Ottawa, and work for the Canadian government. Our families both attend the same church, and we've known each other for years. As the choir director and youth leader, Esther is considered a "good" gal while my lusty, Rap-loving, videogame-addicted self is considered "bad". Guess they don't know Esther like I do.
"Oh fuck," I cried out, and Esther laughed as she literally pissed all over me, with a wicked style that legendary rapper R. Kelly couldn't have matched in his heyday. I looked up at her, both turned on and abased by what she'd just done to me. If you told me a year ago that I'd be dating Esther Jean-Renaud, the beautiful but uptight Haitian chick I've known for years at the local Adventist church, I would have laughed. Now look at me. Life is funny, eh?
"Are you happy with your mistress?" Esther asked as she squatted on my chest, her delicious pussy so close to my face, and yet so far. I nodded, and apparently that wasn't enough for Esther, who slapped me hard across the face. I winced and looked into her chestnut eyes, which gleamed with lust and malice behind her thick, horn-rimmed glasses. Not a fan of face-slapping. Kind of stings, to tell you the truth, but in a good way.
"Yes ma'am I am," I replied, and Esther grinned, and gripped my face with both hands. Gently she pressed her lips against mine, and we shared a passionate kiss. That's one of the many things which turn me on about Esther Jean-Renaud. The five-foot-ten, skinny yet big-bottomed Haitian diva can be mean as hell one minute then sugary sweet the next. I never know what to expect with her. Makes for an interesting dynamic, let me tell you.
"Mwen renmen ou," Esther said, smiling, and my heart warmed upon hearing my lady telling me that she loved me in the Haitian Creole language, our native tongue. Next thing I knew, Esther smiled and turned around, so that her big ass now faced me. Rising slightly, Esther began squashing my face with her ass. I inhaled her ass funk as well as the tangy, bittersweet taste of her pussy. A world of woman opened up to me, and I eagerly tasted it and breathed it in.
"You taste wonderful," I paused to say, and a laughing Esther spread her big ass cheeks wide open, exposing a fairly obvious target. Oh, well. Time to eat the booty like it's groceries, as they say. I stuck my tongue into Esther's asshole, and began munching on it the way a hungry man munches on his meal after a day of fasting. Esther moaned softly as I tongued her asshole. I longed to grab her ass and slap it while eating it, but couldn't do that with my hands tied up.