I can't stand stupid bitches. They make my life so difficult sometimes. I'm one of the "nice" girls, who gets treated like shit by once "nice" guys who got fucked over. I don't toy with boys unless I feel it's necessary. . .
I have a friend with a completely unappreciated boyfriend. She cheats on him cuz she feels she doesn't get enough attention from him and also because she's tired of him. (They've been together for 4 years.)
But I see a man who's not getting enough attention from the woman he should. I see a man who deserves some TLC. I see a man I could please. . .
I had spent the night over there, like I have numerous times. What can I say? They love me. I'm the coolest friend. She passed out on the couch during the movie. Well, me being the night owl I am, stayed up and watched it until the end.
The noise from his alarm clock startled me. I waited and finally he hit the snooze. About as stubborn as I am in the morning. . . A few more taps of the snooze and I decided it was about time to wake him up. Don't want him to be late for work. He works hard to support her and her expensive tastes.
I slipped into the darkened bedroom and walked over to the bed. He startled when I softly called out his name. Some people just don't wake up calmly.
"It's getting late. You've got to wake up before you end up late for work," I scolded.
He hit the pillow again and mumbled something about having plenty of time.
I gave up and wandered out into the living room again. Just can't wake up a sleepy male. Or can you. . .
Licking my lips, I sauntered back into the sleepy bedroom. "I'm gonna wake you up in the best possible way," I spoke softly into the air.
As quietly as I could, I took the furry handcuffs she had bought off the closet door. I approached the bed cautiously. She told me he's a rather wild sleeper. And a black and blue eye just doesn't appeal to me much.