Ok so there are these chat lines on the PC. What is supposed to happen is that you chat to people on them.
Now chat actually means typing messages and watching the other person type a message to you. There is no way that you can see the person at the other end, this means they could be anyone!
The dream for a guy is meeting a sexy young woman on the chat line, meeting and having the most wonderful sex imaginable.
The reality is that you are likely to meet a guy who wants some sort of gay sex. Maybe by the time you get to meet you are so hot that, well...
So I am 48, male bored and wanting some excitement. The net just happened at the right time. Bang there is was. Wow anything is possible.
I have talked to some of the sexiest women on this earth. I have seen their pictures they have sent to me to me and I have sent them pictures of me. This was really good. Never met any of them of course. They were always in some far off land. Actually this is not bad because I am married.
Yeah well I don't think my wife would be that happy about me meeting new women in bars and restaurants!
So technology is heating up. Now I can use a web cam. This device is fantastic I can actually see the person at the other end and they can see me.
Yeah yeah I know. All those of you who have tried this know that an 'older' man on his own does not get a response from many of the pretty girls. At least the contacts are from people who are real!
So back to the text systems. Lots of chats then some of which led to cyber sex on line. But this is just talking about it.
Then there was Kelly. Kelly answered the cheery 'Hi ya' with a cheery 'Hi ya'.
The conversations went on about kids and decorating and all the usual interests that we all have. Yes I know I have to get out more but at the time it was interesting stuff.
Kelly lied in another country. Not far away but a boat or plane journey. So this was another of the safe flirtations.
The chats went on for some time, no weeks that turned into months. Kelly was very chatty, I learned all about the dogs and the world in which she lived.
No she didn't live in the dogs, it's not that sort of story.
She seemed to be very straight and actually not the sort of exciting contact I thought I was looking for. Then came my birthday. Kelly had got me to admit my age and she said she was some 20 years younger. On the actual date she sent me an email. A series of pictures.
Ohh wow did I say pictures? I meant she sent me a stick or two of dynamite.
There was this lady doing a slow strip and looking at the camera with a wonderful erotic gleam. This was horny stuff and sooo out of character. Next time we met on the chat line I was full of questions, like what the hell was that?
Is that you?
And comments like
Ohhhhhhhh wowowowowowowowowowowowow
Yes dear reader I was gob smacked.
The answer was 'Of course its me'.
Well I said that I felt some excitement at seeing them. She asked what I might think of doing if we met.
I just sort of passed out. Remember that we are separated by an ocean, so its very safe all this stuff. There is no way on earth that we could actually meet.
I started to describe what t might be like to meet. In a hotel room we would kiss passionately and I would undress her. We would kiss and cuddle and we would have sex. Yeah its soooo easy in text.
Our fantasy started to get detailed. In our fantasy we could indulge in anything we liked. We tried all sorts of interesting things and always we fell sweaty and satisfied into each others arms.
Then the second bomb. Well this was a couple of tons of semtex.
Kelly announced nonchalantly that she was visiting my country. Not only my country but very close to where I lived, close enough for her to take a hotel room and for us to meet.
Dear reader she called my bluff.
She asked me to find a hotel close enough for us to meet. I found an anonymous modern hotel that had cheap deals in the middle of the week. I needed her full name and address. She gave it to me in an email.