All characters are over the age of eighteen.
"I can't dance," she replied quietly. I could barely understand her over the sound of Molly Hatchet's "Flirting With Disaster" blasting from the mismatched group of speakers on the other side of the dorm basement. Hell, ain't nobody can dance to that shit.
I smiled down at her. "Then why are you here? I don't see you doing beer bongs."
That got a snicker from her. "Yeah, not my thing either. My roommate made me come. Her boyfriend wanted her to bring more girls to the mixer. And I got drafted." In truth, there were only a dozen or so girls there and most of them seemed more intent on getting wasted than talking to the dorm rats.
I followed her eyes back to Jake, a sophomore from the floor above mine, dancing like a broken toy next to a pretty but bored-looking girl in high-waisted jeans and a peasant blouse. "That's your roommate? She's cute. But isn't Jake kind of... I don't know, nerdy for her?"
"He's getting her through Astro so she can meet her science requirement. He'll be history after this semester, I can guarantee."
I leaned back against the makeshift bar next to her, looking out at the mass of younger students wrapped in bedsheets around their polos. It was fucking 1982 and these nimrods were still doing toga parties.
I wasn't even supposed to be there, but my fellow Resident Advisor gave his girlfriend a bad case of the pregnants and they were in Charlotte to "take care of business" with a doctor that her sister had recommended. I would much rather have been downtown at one of the clubs listening to another Ramones wannabe band, but I was stuck.
The drinking age was still 18 for beer and wine then, and I decided not to look too closely at the big vat of Purple Jesus that the guys had mixed up with Everclear purchased by one of the seniors. My job was to make sure nobody drove anywhere, and nobody choked on their own vomit. Beyond that, they were on their own.
"So, what do you like to do?" I asked, not really caring about the answer but looking for something, anything, to pass the time. Talking to a cute girl seemed to be my least bad option. I slowly sipped on a can of Stroh's, pacing myself as I tried to be responsible.
She sighed and shrugged. "Honest to God, I don't know anymore. I thought I'd at least be interested in sex when I got to school, but even that hasn't been what I'd hoped." I choked on my beer at that, and she hit me in the shoulder as I coughed my throat clear.
"That's not funny!" she said with some heat. "I wanted it to be something special, but it's just been a disaster."
"I'm sorry. You're right, it's not funny. What do you think the problem is?"
"I don't think I can talk about it. I don't know why I said that. I don't even know your name." She looked up at me with a little smile. "Thanks for asking, though. No one else ever has."
I stood up straight and stuck my hand out. "I'm Robbie Hanes. Resident Advisor. Damn glad to meet you." I guess Animal House wasn't so long ago after all.
She giggled and shook my hand. "I'm Carla. Nice to meet you too."
"Would you like to go someplace quieter? I can get someone to keep an eye on these bozos for a little while."
"I think I would. This music sucks." My opinion of her rose quickly and significantly after that.
I walked over to Brad, one of the only seniors that was down there. He was more interested in getting high than drinking too much and said he didn't mind watching out for the guys. It was still relatively early, and I didn't expect the mass casualties to start for a couple more hours.
I ushered Carla up the stairs, admiring her nicely rounded backside that filled out her denim shorts in a delicious way. I had intended for us to stop in the common room on the main floor, but there were a couple of couples making out on the sofas and I could tell that Carla was uncomfortable with talking there.
"Can we just go to your room? I trust you. And I can scream really loud if necessary."
As an RA, I had a single on the third floor of the old dorm. We took our beers with us and climbed a couple more flights of stairs and walked down the quiet hallway. I unlocked the door to my corner room and shoved it open.
She took a minute to look around before nodding and sitting down on the loveseat that was below the lofted bed. There was a cheap, low-pile rug in front of it with a seldom-used bean bag chair. After handing her a red cup for her beer, I sat on my desk chair instead. Close to her, but not uncomfortably so, I hoped.
She touched her cup to my beer can in a salute and leaned back, resting her head on the back of the black sofa, her straight, dirty-blonde hair spreading out over the cushions. In the better light of my room, I could see that she was a lot prettier than I could tell in the dark basement. Not, as I told myself, that that should matter.
"If I tell you something, will you promise to keep it a secret?"
I nodded, but she wanted more assurance. "Say it. Please."
"Carla, I promise to keep anything you might say between just the two of us."
She nodded and sighed. "It's not bad, really, I guess. It's just so damn embarrassing. I don't even know why I'm telling you, but... I guess you seem nice. Like you won't laugh at me. And you were kind enough to ask."
She reached over and put her beer down on my desk before leaning back and hugging herself. With her university logo sweatshirt pulled more tightly around her, I noticed for the first time how nice her chest looked before quickly locking eyes with her again.
"I was inexperienced when I got to school here. I'd done some kissing and some making out, but I really didn't know what the hell I was doing. So when my roommate went home one weekend and the guy I was dating came over, I thought we'd figure it out together."
She lowered her head and looked down at her knees. "I'm going to make this quick. I didn't know how to tell him that I was on my period, and I didn't know that he was so squeamish. We did it. It was... fine? Then he pulled out, saw blood on his dick and he passed out. Hit his head on my dresser on the way down and I had to call EMS. It was the most embarrassing thing that's ever happened to me. Or to anyone, I think."
I'd promised her that I wouldn't laugh, but damn, it was difficult. Instead, I leaned over and took one of her hands in both of mine. "I'm so sorry, Carla. That must have been really traumatic for you both." Maybe my Psych classes were paying off.
She looked up into my eyes and then suddenly lunged forward, pushing me back into my desk chair as she straddled me. "Will you just hug me?" she whimpered as she wrapped her arms around my shoulders.
I nodded, although she hadn't given me much choice, and I held her tightly as she buried her face in my shoulder. I'm ashamed to say that I'd gotten halfway hard when she started describing her sexual history (it didn't take much in those days). Now she was sitting in my lap with my cock lodged against her most private place and I was trying to figure out what the hell to do.
The devil on my left shoulder kept goading me to go for it. "She's of age, she's not drunk, and she doesn't have a boyfriend. What's stopping you, dude?"
The angel on my right just leaned back and shrugged. "I'm staying out of this one, man. I agree with Red. You need to get laid."
I stopped trying to fight my erection and leaned down to kiss her, giving her every chance to turn her face away. But she moved a hand up to the back of my head and pulled us together, and our tongues quickly found each other. Holy crap, she was a great kisser.
I heard Carla moaning as she started to grind herself on my lap, then I realized that it was both of us that I was hearing. She pulled back for a moment and raised her arms, and it stupidly took me a few seconds to realize that she wanted me to lift her sweatshirt off.
We broke our kiss long enough for me to start undressing her, finding the front closure of her bra and making short work of it. I gently cupped one breast while I moved my kisses down to her neck, getting a gasp out of her as she leaned her head to the side to give me more room.
When she put her hands on my shoulders and leaned back, I took that as an invitation to explore further. I kissed down her shoulder and over her collarbone before covering one breast and then the other with kisses. I sucked a nipple hard between my teeth and her grinding on my lap became more insistent.
She grabbed my head with both hands and pulled my face up so that she could bury her tongue in my mouth. Her thighs started to quiver and the grip of her mouth on mine became almost painful. She screamed into me as her grinding finally brought her to an orgasm.