I follow the unnamed girl out of The Dive Bar and head with her to The Spot.
"So, I haven't gotten your name yet. While it's hot to fuck an anonymous entity with amazing legs, I do think I should know it." I say trailing slightly behind her. "Stranger danger and all."
She smiles, "Ramona."
"Ramona?"
"Do not say it. I cannot beat the Scott Pilgrim allegations"
"I wasn't, I promise," I say crossing my heart, "I was just going to ask how your sister Beezus was doing."
"That is an insane reference. How do you even know those books?"
"Uh, I had three sisters growing up" I stammered. She laughs.
I have to admit, I am not killing the whole, "manly tough guy" thing I was planning on. But holy shit she's so hot. A part of me thinks I probably could've gotten her back when I was in my own body if I was still single, but who knows if I would have the "big dick confidence" I have now.
We're headed down the escalators as the cool air blows on our faces. She's texting some of her friends in a group chat. While her hair is mostly tied back with the scarf, pieces have fallen out since our rendezvous on the pinball machine.
The air pushes back on her hair, showing her neat chin and diamond face. I can see her earrings now. She has 6 in the ear I can see. A mix of gold and silver with colorful gems I'm sure are supposed to attract love or money or something. She has a little music note tattooed behind her ear.
"I like your tattoo." I say, tucking her hair behind her ear a little.
"Psh, thanks," she grabs her ear self consciously, "It's literally so dumb."
"No, I think it's cute!"
"Thanks. I got it when I was sixteen and thought dance was gonna be my like big thing for the rest of my life."
"I mean, it kind of is, right? Burlesque is totally dance."
"Yeah, I guess. Believe it or not I was actually classically trained."
"From those legs, I absolutely believe it."

She chuckles and we get on the subway.
"Thanks," she says grabbing a metal bar. I grab just above her hand, she leans in to me a bit. "I know some people are super judgey about what I do but honestly, I really like it." She leans back a bit on the pole, "Plus, now I make a shit ton of money so that rocks."
"Hell yeah, man, what ever pays the bills!"
"I bet you could be a dancer," She says, brushing her hand along my arm.
"Oh, I absolutely could not." I actually tried a bit of pole dancing in my younger days, but I was totally bad at it. Too top heavy to work without extensive training, I would assume.
"Boys have it SO easy when it comes to stripping. I mean, we put on more of a show then your typical strip joint, but still! Men jump up and down that thing easily. Their center of gravity is different or something."
"Hm, good to know. Wanna be my reference in case my whole corporate thing doesn't work out?"
"Glad to. What's your name again, Shirley?"
"Mike," I laugh, almost forgetting I'm still in my boyfriends body. I really like Ramona. While I would never leave Mike, I wouldn't mind if Ramona wanted to join us, whether just sexually or in an open relationship sorta way.
"Jesus, Mike, for an unusual guy you have an absurdly usual name. I'm just gonna keep calling you Shirley"
"Fair enough, bring it up with Barb and Paul it was their decision not mine."
"So what's your love life like, Shirley? I can't really believe you haven't got a girlfriend with how thick you lay it on."
"I have a girlfriend," is it just me or did I see Ramona's face sour a bit, "but we're in an open relationship. She's actually the one who talked me into going out and meeting someone tonight."
"Wow, kinky girlfriend, aren't you lucky," she has stopped looking into my eyes.
"Yeah, I think you would really get along if you ever met. We're very similar. Have similar tastes in women." I hint.
"Interesting. So you're looking for a unicorn mostly."
"No, I'm just looking for cool people to hang out with. And you're one of the coolest people I've met in a while if we're gonna be honest."

I see her fight a smile.
"And you're not just saying that because my pussy is way tighter than your girlfriend's?"
"Hey now, I treat all pussy with love and respect."
She grins, "What's she look like, this girlfriend?"
"Well, she's got mid length blonde hair, pretty shapely legs like yours, but she also has huge tits like you wouldn't believe."
"Ugh, she sounds fucking hot. I'm pissed. I'm, like partially jealous of her and partially jealous of you for getting to fuck her."
"I'm sure she would be ecstatic to fuck you. Even if I wasn't around. You're exactly her type."
"Interesting. She eat pussy as good as you?"
"How do you think I learned everything I know?"
"Give me her number. Once I'm sick of your ass maybe I'll give her a shot." 

I grin and type my number into her phone. I save it as "Shirley's hot gf"
"Alright, Shirley, this is our stop."
We leave the subway and start walking up the street. That's when I see "The Spot". The sign is in a soft glowing yellow with a giant six foot circle in the same color before the double doors.
We step in and we're met with this beautiful jazz club decor. The tables are covered in table cloth and have real candles flickering. The people currently at the tables are ordering drinks and chatting amongst themselves. The tables are all slowly filling with rich young people, pounding shots and drinking fine whiskey. There is about six tables in a crescent shape in front of a large stage. The stage is a typical shape but the front thrusts out. A live band warms up on either side of the stage, strings, trumpets, the whole works. If it weren't for the introduction from Ramona, I'd have no idea this was a strip club.
Ramona grabs me a table in the front. "Hey Patrick, this guy's my DD tonight, keep the Shirley Temples coming over here. On the house!" She grins at me. "Do you wanna meet some of my friends before the show starts?"
"Sure!" I say, following her backstage.
There are a bunch of people back here, in various stages of undress, but none seem to mind a stranger in their presence too much other than occasional bashful glances. Ramona brings me back to the girls dressing room.
"Apple, Moxie, this is that guy from The Dive Bar I was telling you about."
Moxie turns around in her seat, she has a full face of makeup. Thick foundation, red lipstick and gold chunky glitter extending from her right eye down her cheekbone. Her hair is as tall as the girls in Texas, teased and hairspray to the gods. She hasn't changed yet and is wearing a ratty blue t-shirt with "Evermore Park" written on it. The shirt is tucked into these tiny little jean shorts all ripped up because it's in style rather than from over wear. She's got on a beat up pair of cowboy boots to go with them.
"Well, hey there handsome. I'm Moxie," She stuck out her hand for me to shake, "I heard you were easy and give incredible head."
My cheeks redden, "Well, I'm glad to hear words gotten out." I realize now why the girls in the dressing room are eyeing me a bit bashfully. They were turned on.
"And I'm Apple!" A high pitched girl with sleek black hair and in full attire squeaked. She was in nothing but black and gold sequined bra and tiny gold thong. Her gold platform boots wrapped all the way to the tops of her thighs, exposing bits of leg through the straps. Her face is still clean as she's prepped her costume before her makeup.
"Glad to meet both of you! Are you both dancing tonight?"
"I'm actually singing tonight," Moxie says, "It's my first time not as a back-up so I'm happy there will be a supportive face in the audience."
"I'm dancing!" Apple says.
"Singing, wow, I didn't know you did that here."
"Oh, we do all kinds of things here," Moxie says, glancing at Ramona and Apple, "Speaking of which, I do get pretty stressed after a performance. If you wanted to come back here after the show. If you have nowhere to be, I mean."