I had been licking up my cum for a few months. I was getting bolder each time. I was getting away from having to edge myself. Each time I tasted myself, it got easier and easier. There is the odd time when the jizz hits the back of my throat wrong and I sitting in my office gagging and coughing. Those times aren't great. I don't always do it, it comes in waves, no pun intended.
It was late, and I was watching TV on the couch. I got the urge, so I grabbed my phone and started scrolling through my favorite naked chick sites. A photo of a hot nude woman hasn't really done much for me in years, I need to see action. I landed on one video, it was a very pale girl, covered in tattoos and she was blowing a guy. I was watching as usual and stroking my dick.
The guy was clearly about to bust, and it was going along like normal, but the camera did something I like. They zoomed in to the girl's mouth, the motion slowed, and the man slowly stroked his cock and the girl had her tongue out. Suddenly gob after gob of cum landed on her tongue and mouth. It slowly puddled on her tongue and then she swallowed it. It was hot and it got me to the edge of climax myself.
I didn't think I was going to jizz so fast, and I didn't have a paper towel. I came on my belly a moment later, it was a lot. And it felt great. I was laying there feeling satisfied when I heard footsteps upstairs, heading for the staircase. I panicked. I couldn't just cover myself with a blanket, it would get everywhere. I had nothing to wipe up and only about 45 seconds before whomever it is walks into the room. I had no choice; I used my fingers to round up the cum and started shoving it in my mouth. I hadn't planned on eating it that night but a guy's gotta do what a guy's gotta do.
My wife entered the room a few seconds later. I was still trying to swallow everything, but it was dark and I angled my head so she couldn't see me wipe my mouth.
"What are you doing out here?" my wife asked.
I cleared my throat and managed an answer, "Just watching my phone. Why are you up?"
"Just watching your phone huh? You out here jerking off?" She laughed.
"Maybe," I quipped.
She sighed, headed for the kitchen but mentioned, "You're gross."
I laughed.
She got her drink and headed back up the stairs.
***
After that night, I rarely used a paper towel to clean up after a jerk off session. I just cum in my hand and lick it up. It was my little way of saving the trees.
I can't be sure, but I think the added protein has been good for my workouts. My wife even mentioned that I looked a bit beefier. It was a real ego boost.
