There was great excitement in a small Yorkshire village when a film company arrived to shoot a remake of 'Wuthering Heights' on location. It was a major production, mainly financed with Hollywood money, thus an internationally famous American star was required to play Cathy. The rest of the cast were British, including a darkly handsome Heathcliff.
It all began when the owner of the cottage, Julia Cooper, opened the door to two men almost identically dressed in parkas and jeans, though there was a great difference in height and girth.
"Hi." The younger, taller and slimmer man beamed at her.
"Hello."
"We work for a film company and we're scouting locations."
"Oh, how exciting.."
"Ninety per cent boredom, ten per cent excitement."
"Are you making a film round here?"
"A remake of 'Wuthering Heights'."
"You've come to the right place."
"Bronte country." He smiled. Rather a nice smile. "My name's Jonty Trevalyan."
"Pleased to meet you."
They rather formally shook hands. The smaller man pushed his way inside.
"Are you the owner of this house?"
"Yes."
Julia had taken an instant dislike to this intruder. Jonty was still standing outside. She looked at him; he shrugged.
"I am Mark Selbie," the small man declared. "Art Director for Focus Productions and the new version of 'Wuthering Heights'."
"Oh. I see. Except I don't. Why are you here?"
"I was looking around a few days ago," Jonty explained. "I saw this cottage and thought it would be perfect for a scene in the film. I knocked on the door, but apparently you were out."
"You should have left a note."
"I agree, but it was absolutely pouring with rain and I was soaking wet. Been tramping around the district and got caught in a sudden downpour."
Julia laughs. "It happens on the moors."
"So, anyway, I thought I'd bring Mark see the place for himself before making a final decision."
"Wasn't your recommendation good enough?"
Jonty shrugged and gave her a small smile. "I'm only the Assistant Director."
"Sounds important."
"Nothing more than a gofer."
He stepped inside and Julia closed the door. She confronted the Art Director, who was poking around, looking through various doors.
"Can I help you?" Her voice was icily cold.
"Hope so. Splendid cottage you've got."
"I'm glad you think so."
"Late 18th century."
"Yes."
"Not modernised structurally."
"Is that a condemnation?"
"On the contrary. You're to be congratulated on leaving well alone. Too many people buy splendid old property then 'restore' it. I use the word advisedly. As far as I'm concerned, they're nothing better than vandals. But this...." he gestured with his arm. "....splendid. Good for our purpose, too."
Julia frowned. "Your purpose?"
"18th century, retaining its original appearance and set apart from all the other property."
Julia smiled. "Yes, my parents loved it. I haven't lived here for a number of years."
"Oh?"
"My father died a month ago and I inherited the property. I'm putting it on the market."
"Um." Selbie vaguely nodded, his thoughts elsewhere. "It's perfect for an interior scene we have when we see Cathy and Heathcliff having sex for the first and only time."
Trying to remember the story of 'Wuthering Heights', Julia frowned. "Does that happen?"
"It does in this movie," the Assistant Director cheerfully replied. "That's Hollywood for you."
"Naturally."
"Anyway, we wanted your permission to use this cottage. A few exterior shots, a couple of interiors. We'll refurnish completely for the filming. Period stuff, of course. Wall decoration; it all has to look right. Most of the action will take place in the master bedroom." Selbie opened another door. It was a cupboard. "Can I see it?"
"Oh, I don't...."
Jonty smiled. "Don't worry, Mrs....?" He raised his eye-brows, interrogatively.
"Cooper. Julia Cooper. I'm not married."
"Don't worry. When we're finished everything will be re-instated. You won't notice anything. We're pretty good at that kind of thing."
"Would I have to move out?"
"Not at all, as long as you don't mind living with a film crew and a lot of equipment for a few days. Some areas will be out of bounds, of course."
Julia grinned. "Such as the master bedroom."
Jonty smiled back. "Exactly."
"How long will you be?"
"Five days are scheduled."
"For one love scene?"
"It's a pretty hot one. No holds barred. Totally nude, very intimate. There's a couple of days rehearsal with clothes on so they know exactly what they're doing, then another with very little clothing, so they get the feel of each other...."
"A good way of putting it."
".....then a couple shooting it."
"I thought the director would call 'action' and they'd simply go through the motions of making love. After all, most of us frequently do it in real life."
Jonty shook his head. "I'm afraid it's rather more controlled and mechanical in the movies. But it still has to look good."
Tired of the conversation, Selbie demanded a decision. "There's other property we can view, though I must admit to liking this very much. But we have to get it fixed up today. I think.....eight hundred pounds would be the highest amount we could offer."
Julia looked at him, wide-eyed. "Eight hundred pounds to use my house for a film?"
"A day," Jonty interposed.
"For five days?"
"Yes."
"That's....." Julia did a quick mental calculation, but thought she must have got it wrong. "Four thousand pounds," she gulped."
"Please, Mrs......" Selbie snapped his fingers in irritation.
"Cooper," Jonty reminded him.
"Yes....yes....Mrs Cooper."
"She's not married."
Selbie clucked in annoyance. "Please can we have your answer. Yes or no?"
Julia hesitated briefly, then nodded. "Yes."
*****
There was much activity at the cottage the day before rehearsals were due to start. An iron bedstead was installed with genuine looking 18th century furniture in the periphery of the camera's eye. Three cameras were to be used, two in fixed positions and the third hand-held. Several large, powerful lamps provided a fair amount of illumination and even more heat. The set was closed to everyone except those essential to filming the scene and the window was blocked off to thwart peeping-toms.
The Oscar winning American actress remained aloof from everyone, spending all her spare time ensconced in a vast, centrally heated caravan. She was accompanied by a somewhat butch secretary and minder, the two of them seemingly inseparable. Rumour had it that they were lesbians; rumour was probably right.
The actor playing Heathcliff was completely the opposite, always finding a friendly word, and even managing to remember the name of the most humble technician. Alan Drury was born and bred in Warwickshire, but ironically, as he ruefully admitted, had never been asked to play in Stratford. He was in his early thirties, dark-haired, blue-eyed and with finely handsome features. For his part as Heathcliff he had grown a light beard. In company with most of the other women on the set, Julia was completely smitten by the handsome actor.
The kitchen seemed to be a natural rendezvous for people not actively engaged in the immediate proceedings and Julia was on permanent call to make tea.
"I hope we're not abusing you and your hospitality," Alan said as she filled his cup.
"I enjoy it. I wouldn't do it otherwise. How's it going?"
"Well enough."
Julia was at the epicentre of all gossip as she dished out tea and biscuits. The first two days, clothed rehearsals, apparently went with few hitches or arguments. Kisses, caresses and general body movements were discussed and agreed with vague gestures and pretence of the action. By the end of day two the Oscar winning actress had permitted some fumbling and had obediently spread herself on the bed with Alan on top.
Storm clouds began showing themselves on the morning of day three. Julia saw Alan Drury enter her bedroom wearing a ruffled cotton shirt and breeches. A few minutes later the leading lady, clad in a flimsy, pale-coloured full length dress with plunging neckline, rushed in surrounded by helpers, who seemed to be hiding, and/or, protecting her from prying eyes. She was probably a few years younger than Julia, but had much the same build and colouring.
The Oscar-winning actress was ushered into the bedroom for her big love scene. No-one, absolutely no-one, was permitted to be in there except Alan and the Director. No matter that the cameraman protested he must align his equipment and do some dummy shots in preparation for the Big Event. Miss Oscar Winner was naked....well, almost. In truth she wore a bikini which successfully hid all of her most intimate parts.
The rehearsal went badly. This was supposed to be as near the real thing as they could get with her in a bikini and Alan in shorts. Cathy flinched every time Heathcliff, the love of her life, got anywhere near her. She went into hysterics when he mounted her in simulation of the love act and she felt his hardness against her thigh. Alan went flying off the bed as his co-star threw him off her.
Almost immediately an altercation started, loud enough to be heard in most parts of the house.
"This is so ridiculous." That was the actress.
"What's wrong now?" The Director sounded peeved.
"I can't play this scene."
"But, lovey, it's all arranged."
"Don't give me any of that lovey crap. I've fucking had you limeys up to here."