According to what I read on Web M.D. it's perfectly normal to fart a lot about anal sex, but it doesn't mention anything about the stinging feeling I feel in my asshole. I click off my iPhone, feeling more perplexed than reassured by what I found out online. Hmm. I wonder if I should consult a doctor about that. Oh, snap. Before I get ahead of myself, I bet you're wondering who this is. The name is Joanne Geteye, and I'm a tall, curvaceous and sexy young Black woman of Ethiopian descent living in the City of Nepean, somewhere in provincial Ontario, Canada. I attend Algonquin College, where I study police foundations. Oh, and last night I had anal sex for the first time. Woo-hoo! Yes! It feels heaps good to take it up the ass!
The gentleman who did the honors is my long-time boyfriend Ebenezer Saint-Michel, a handsome Haitian guy I met in the summer of 2012 while vising my aunt Nancy in the City of Montreal, Quebec. We flirted a bit and I ended up giving him my number. We talked a few times and I thought he was cool but I don't do long distance relationships. Imagine my surprise when I ran into him one day at the University of Ottawa. Ebenezer looked even better than I remembered. The six-foot-tall, lean and athletic, dark-skinned Afro-Caribbean stud looked good enough to eat. He'd been working out and it definitely looked good on him.
Ebenezer Saint-Michel and I seemed destined to be together, and although I play coy at times, I know better than to fight fate. When Ebenezer asked me out, I said yes and we began officially going out. We had a lot in common, even though we came from different worlds. Haitians and Ethiopians live in different sides of the world, and have different faiths and cultures. There are two faiths in the island of Haiti, Christianity and Voodoo. In the nation of Ethiopia, there is Christianity, which is practiced by seventy percent of the population, and Islam, which is practiced by the remaining thirty percent. Sometimes, as an Ethiopian Christian woman, I worry about the rise of the Islamists in my beautiful homeland of Ethiopia.
I don't want us to have a civil war over religion like Nigerian Christians and Nigerian Muslims. Religion is a destructive force, and people should try to embrace a secular mindset, it leads to less madness. Can't people just get over it? Jeez! Of course, I shouldn't talk, because I grew up in the Catholic faith and my religion matters to me. Ebenezer and I have had long talks about religion. He grew up in the Adventist faith, but our disagreements are nothing major. Adventists and Catholics are all Christians, basically. Ebenezer is a decent guy and he treats me well, and I'm really thankful for that. At the end of the day, that's what matters, right? How a woman is treated by the special man in her life.
My older sister Nicole married a Muslim guy from Gambia and they're getting divorced because she found him far too controlling. I could have told her that underneath his charm, her husband Aziz was a woman-hating, overly religious freak just like all of his kind, but Nicole would have accused me of bigotry for this. Oh, well. It's her life. I don't date Muslim dudes. They act charming and friendly at first, but underneath it all, they're cold, manipulative bastards determined to spread their faith by any means necessary, and to control the women in their lives, of course. Aziz used my sister to get his Canadian papers, pure and simple. They met as students at Carleton University, and he seduced her. Mere weeks after they got married, this charming guy turned into a control freak, telling her what to wear, where she could or could not go, etc. Damn.
