I went to a Literotica party in Washington DC. It was very well attended as you might imagine. Some of the outfits were simply outrageous. I really could not imagine a more exciting place to be.
I hung out in the shadows, mostly enjoying the sights. People were connecting very quickly. I heard comments like "Oh, I can't believe it's you. I love your stories. You have spiced up my love life and now it's my turn to say thanks." I don't think the hotel had enough rooms for all of the extra activity.
I went to the bar and took a corner seat. I ordered a brandy Manhattan and leaned back in my stool to watch the partygoers. I'd only been there a couple of minutes when a fabulous babe walked up and sat at the bar, two stools away from me. God she was hot. She looked to be about 22. She had long dark hair and an extremely kissable, pouty bottom lip. She was wearing a lacy, sheer white blouse that was just shy of being see-through. Her gorgeous nipples were clearly visible and I wanted desperately to kiss them. Her tits were full, probably 36C. Her waist was firm and slim, probably 22". She wore very short leather shorts that were laced down the side. A beautiful portion of her fine, tight ass was exposed. Simply put, she was absolutely one of the sexiest woman I had ever seen and without question, the sexiest I had ever been so near.
She was getting lots of attention but I couldn't make out the conversation. She smiled and the whole room lit up. It was clear she was the most popular person in attendance. It seemed to me that guys were acting almost sophomoric in their attempt to gain her interest in their advances. She was always polite and engaging but all the guys were striking out. I'd seen her somewhere before; I just couldn't place it. I finished my drink but was going nowhere as long as she was in that stool. I ordered another. She glanced my way and said, "Wouldn't a gentleman offer a lady a drink?"
I smiled, "Perhaps he would my dear but a rough and tough detective in search of an elusive jewel thief would not. Low budget you know."
She posed as if I'd caught her interest, "Elusive jewel thief, eh. And what do you know about this clever rogue?"
I played along, "All we know at this moment is that the thief has been able to confound her victims, both men and women, with an extremely lustful presence."
"So it's a she?" She said.
"Yes indeed. The victims all say she's the most beautiful and sexy woman they've ever seen."
She smiled, "Yes, I imagine she is. Don't they have any kind of description?"
"Well, it seems she is different with every victim. I guess the one thing common is her body. It's gorgeous, perhaps 36C-22-34. Excuse me, I get a little excited just thinking about a body like that."
"Mmm, I understand. I do as well. Nothing else then?"
I looked at her bottom lip. "Ah, yes. I'm told that her lower lip is pouty. She's evidently very kissable and uses kissing as a tool."
"Hmmm, how does she do that?"
"Well, you have a pouty lower lip. You seem to be very kissable and certainly a detective like me has noticed that you're very popular at this party. How do you use kissing to your advantage?"
She moved to the stool next to me and leaned close as if to share a secret. "When I kiss someone, they melt in my arms."
"And this works all the time?" I inquired.
She smiled, "Never fails."
I gave her a serious look. "Is it possible I have stumbled upon my thief? Are you the jewel thief I've been looking for?"