"I'm worried about you, Joey. You never talk to us anymore. Where have you been? You were gone before six this morning." Mom attacked me when I barged in through the front door headed for my room. She rested a fist on her hip, and it caused her short cotton nightgown to climb her thighs just a bit.
I shook my head. Sex must still be clouding my brain if I noticed my mom's thighs. Her red hair bounced off her shoulders when she shook her head at me awaiting an answer. I wish I could talk to her about some of the things I was going through- mom always helped me see things I was missing- but how do I say, 'sorry, mom, I had to go rail one of Abby's friends this morning'?
"It wasn't that early, Mom. I had to help one of Abby's friends with something." By now Greg was finished giving her round two and Seth was in tow. I smiled, knowing how much fun they'd all have today. I was glad for Angela the most, and proud I could help. Greg and Seth would owe me big, too. Plus, if Abby's best friend is having sex, maybe Abby will decide she wants it, too. "I can't talk, Mom. Late. Late. Late." I grumbled, pulling on my pants.
"Ok, I just wanted to let you know that your Dad and I have a special date tonight. We won't get home until tomorrow afternoon. Will you be ok?" She asked. "We are taking your sister to grandma's."
I froze Mom and dad gone all night? I didn't know what Abby had planned, but this might change things "I'll be fine, Mom. Have fun." I bounded out the door.
Two minutes later I was outside Raj's house. He stood waiting at the end of the driveway and jumped in quickly before the car had completely stopped. "Drive, fool!" he exclaimed as he fell in. "Gonna be late."
"Nah, man, we got three minutes. Who are we working with tonight?" I asked. Raj was keen on the schedule.
"Wendy and Tina, again. I think it is just me and you on the floor." He looked at me quietly for a moment. "Are you gonna fuck Tina?"
"Where the hell did that come from?" I asked, shocked. Raj had not been there when TIna made fun of me the other night.
"I don't know. She is pretty cute. I was thinking-"
"That voice, though." I interrupted.
He laughed. "Wouldn't it be fun to hear her when she cums. I bet there are squeaks everywhere. She probably sounds like a fleet of bad shopping carts." He laughed more. I laughed. He continued. "Yeah, she's cute, though, and funny."
"Are you crushing on the squeaker, Raj?" I asked.
"Hell, no. I'm crushing on Tammy Mires." He laughed again. Raj hardly ever stopped laughing. "I expect she'll be my girlfriend by tomorrow. I was thinking about tagging Tina at work tonight. I'm no not a cheater, you know. If I hit it, it's gotta be tonight at work."
"Go for it, dog." I shook my head. "I have a good feeling she's a bit of a slut."
"Bit? Dude, she's a fucking whore. You know Sanston?" I shook my head. I had heard of him; he went to Tina's school, but I didn't know him. "He told Mick that Tina once sucked two dicks in front of everyone at a party."
I parked. "If she's used to two dicks- Nevermind. I was gonna say to call me if you need help."
"What's wrong, fag? You don't want your little jimmy sliding beside mine in a slut's mouth." More laughs then he stopped suddenly. "Yeah, that's not really funny to think about." He shivered. "Plus, I'm really packing. I don't want to embarrass you." Raj laughed.
"I'm sure you are carrying a log with you, Raj." I rolled my eyes. "Besides, I couldn't help anyway. Abby told me to save my sperms. She has plans tonight." I boasted.
Raj rolled his eyes. "Dump that rude bitch. You'll never get any pussy, and you'll be dreaming about Beth the rest of your life."
"Well, point one, you brought up Beth, not me. Point 2, I got some pussy this morning. That is why I was late." I opened the door and walked in ahead of Raj.
"She put out at sunrise?" Raj asked in disbelief as he clocked in after me.
"If by she, you mean Angela Archer, then yes." I put my timer card in its slot on the wall and headed for the stockroom.
Raj followed in tow. "Angela Archer? You fucked Rag Bag this morning? And you're bragging about it?" Raj's laughter was always contagious.
"She's pretty hot when the rags come off, trust me." I studied Raj as he shook his head in mild laughter.
"Joey fucked the rag bag." He laughed more.
Angela was not a rag bag. "A lot of guy will be fucking her, you watch. She's gonna start slutting out," I meant that as a defense for Angela, but it felt more like a betrayal when the words left my lips.
"I'm sure all the guys will line up to dip into the rags." He slapped my back. "Let's get to work."
There was no one else in the stockroom, but I lowered my voice more anyway. "Would you like to fuck her? She will fuck whoever I tell her to fuck." I looked at my watch. "She's probably fucking Seth right now. I called him and Greg to come get some after I was done."
Raj stopped laughing. "That's fucked up, dude. Fucked up. I might make fun of rag bag, but I'm not whoring her out to nerds. Fucked up. I'm gonna go up front and bag."
"Get some from Tina while you're up there," I said nervously. Raj continued walking and just threw a peace sign over his shoulder for response.
Two hours later I was pulling stock in the back room when Tina went on break. "Why have you been hiding back here all day?" She asked slowly. When she talked so softly, the squeak was hardly noticeable.
"Well, I have stuff to do." I replied. Then with a bolt of new confidence, I continued, "I can't just stand around up front all day just so you can drool everywhere." I grinned so she'd know I was kidding.
She stared at me quietly for a moment. "I think Raj wants to fuck me."
"Yup." I laughed. "He's got some new girl, and wants to get a piece before they are official."
She nodded. "Makes sense. You know, I would really like to help him. I understand his situation." She opened a soda and took a drink in thought. Her curly blonde hair glowed a little in the stock room lighting. "Ok, here's the deal-"
"Deal? Raj the one who wants to fuck you. Make a deal with him." I opened a box of paper towels and tossed her a roll. "Here, I think those are out.." I nodded to the paper towel roll on the break table.
She caught it and pulled off the plastic as she spoke. "Right, right, but I want to fuck you. So here is the deal. You fuck me, then I fuck Raj."
"You're nuts." I laughed. Tina was fun to talk to, that much was sure. "What do I get out of it, other than gonorrhea, I mean."
"You take that back! My pussy is clean and tasty!" She rounded the table and poked me in the chest. "I might be a slut, but I am a safe slut! You take that back!"
"Okay, Okay, sorry. Geez!" I backed away from her. "I was just teasing." I rubbed my chest where she had been poking.
"That was not funny. I take tests. Clean as a whistle!" The squeaks grew with the excitement in her voice. "And I take the pill, so no babies." She shrugged. "It doesn't matter, see? You get to dump a load of delicious cum in me, no regrets." She wagged her finger. "And you'd be doing a solid for you buddy."
I had to admit that her logic was sound, but in the context it felt a bit creepy. "Ok, so your pussy is clean, but-"
"And tasty!" she interrupted.
I laughed. "Ok, so your sparkly clean pussy is super duper tasty, but I have a girlfriend."
She waved off the latter part of my statement, and looked at me sideways. "It really is super delicious, Joey, no kidding." She stuck a hand in her pants. "Here," she pulled the hand from her pants and wiped a wet finger across my lips. "Taste for yourself."
I licked and smacked my lips involuntarily. She was right. "Damn, Tina."
"I know, right." She grinned and rolled her eyes. "All the boys just rave about it." She winked. "Girls do, too."
The taste of Tina's pussy juice jarred me off kilter; I totally missed her comment about girls enjoying her pussy. "Yeah, it is tasty, but so is every other pussy." I felt the pussy pheromones charging through my blood, and my cock pulsed.
She squinted her eyes at me and poked me in the chest.. "You are going to fuck me tonight at work." She turned to leave. "You can eat that food if you want." She nodded to her uneaten plate of food on the break table. "I decided I have a different appetite right now.
"I'm not fucking you, Tina," I called out as she busted out the swinging doors.