The last time I had GOOD Sex was totally by accident! I was at the strip club that I frequent on occasion. My best friend came along with me to help me celebrate St Pats Day. We had been drinking all day, and wanted to see some pussy to end our night.
We walked in and walked straight to the bar to order a drink. I ordered two, and he excused himself to the bathroom. NO SOONER than he made it into the bathroom, two strippers approached me and asked who the guy was that was with me. They liked his bondage pants, and wanted to talk to him.
This, as you can imagine, pissed me off a little bit because he was getting the attention and not me, but I kept my cool, and told them to come over and see us once we sat down.
Sure enough, these two tramps scampered up to us a mere three seconds after we sat down, and proceeded to drain every red cent out of our pockets, and when we didn't budge, they left us to Finally enjoy the show...
As the night went on, we watched more and more girls get up onto the stage and lose the cute outfits onto the stage, and rub their wet, dry, hairy, shaved, and trimmed pussies all over the gold poles that were placed all around the stage. I could only imagine how hard my friend's cock was in his pants, but mine wasn't really stirring at all... That is until SHE came out!
Standing at a towering (too tall for my tastes, but I digress) 5'10" tall with her 6" heels on (yeah a short girl like I like!) and the nicest set of tits I'd seen on anyone in ages, I think my cock stirred a little in my pants. Her red hair was out and splayed over her shoulders (and all real... no store bought dye could give you real red hair like she had, because as I found out later, the carpet matched the curtains!) and her tiny tits bounced as she walked, and the outfit she had on could have made a 85yo catch an instant erection!
She introduced herself as Darcy and I gave my name, and the conversation was endless for what seemed like forever, and the burning in my pants was starting to turn into desire! I took her upstairs into the "Champagne Room Area" and the lap dance she thought she was giving turned into me spending a little over $200 for a half hour room.
With the lights out, and my newly acclimated friend standing over me completely naked, I proceeded to let her make her money. Her breath smelled of cherries and the sweetest perfume pervaded off of her freckled skin.