(My first submission. All comments are appreciated. All errors are my own and will work to improve going forward with other stories.)
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"Quim."
I shook my head to clear my auditory hallucination. I had clearly heard a female voice say 'quim', but couldn't figure where it had come from.
The chair across the table slid back and a woman slid into the vacant seat. "Quim," she started, "it's such an underrated word and far more attractive than pussy, twat, or cunt."
I stared at her, mouth agape. Slowly I got my wits back. "How about vagina?"
"Much too clinical. I would never get turned on saying, 'Eat my vagina.'"
I tried to place her accent, but had no luck. A trace of British, some French inflections, and some possible German tones. Her English was perfect, just highly unusual.
"You'll never place my accent," she said, obviously reading my mind. "My father was a career diplomat, so I grew up all over the world. As a result, I have at least eight different accents working at any one time."
I looked at her across the table and took a long sip of my coffee. I was enthralled with her eyes, which were a pale shade of gray I had never encountered before. I had noticed her when she walked into the shop earlier, as had every other red-blooded male within eyesight. The coffee shop was right down the block from my apartment, and I had spent many lazy afternoons there over the last few years.
She had strutted in wearing a sleek, tight sweater dress and knee high black boots. The dress clung closely to her curves, stretching across her incredible ass and hugging the swell of each perfect breast. It reached around mid-thigh and was tantalizing. The tight material made it clear she was not wearing a bra. Her blonde hair was cut in a severe bob a little above her shoulders, framing her vaguely Nordic features perfectly.
After getting her coffee, she had sat a few tables away, facing towards me. During a particularly slow leg cross, I had quickly discovered she was not wearing panties and stared a bit too long at the sight of her clean shaven pussy. I try to not be an ogler of women, but the unexpected sight of a gorgeous naked pussy caused me to be a touch obvious. I had quickly put my face back on the screen of my Kindle and avoided looking in her direction.
"When I saw you looking, I was delighted. I thought to myself how sexy it was that you were looking at my pussy, when I realized it sounded much hotter to think you were looking at my quim."
"You caught me," I laughed, thrilled at her delightfully dirty mouth. I didn't mean to stare, but your....err...quim was right there in front of me."
"I know it is terribly naughty of me to not wear knickers, but it's wonderful to be so free. Having a handsome man take notice makes the naughtiness well worth the effort."
"I'm Mike," I said, extending my hand.
"Penny," she said, taking my hand. "Penelope, really, but I hate that dreadful name. Nice to meet you, Mike."
We made the requisite small talk for a while and I discovered she was a free-lance art dealer based in London. She travelled extensively for her work, and liked to walk the cities to discover new places like my coffee shop. I confessed I was a trust-fund baby and mostly did nothing.
"What are your plans for the afternoon?" she asked.
"Finish my coffee and go back to my apartment," I responded, heart beating faster at what I hoped was coming next.
"How would you like me to join you so you can get better acquainted with my quim?" she asked with a wicked grin.