Click!
The white rook dropped into position.
"Checkmate in three. And husband, that opening gambit was pathetic!"
Mahmood Al-Bezier, Director of the Royal Secret Service, cringed under his senior wife's scorn. It was annoying enough that she regularly beat him at chess (and was the only person in the kingdom who could) but to have done so almost contemptuously this evening was the crowning ignominy to an exhausting day.
"And don't think we didn't notice that you simply toyed with dinner tonight, our husband," Nadira, the second wife was starting up on her favorite complaint, "What you ate this meal would not keep the smallest bird alive!"
Mahmood sagged. "I'm tired. With the sultan away on campaign, having to arrange his daughter's escape and to cover up the 'accidental' death of the Prussian First Secretary on top of my usual dutiesβthis day has left me drained. I'm not the young warrior I once was, after all."
Zaafira, his senior wife, sniffed. "Not to mention that you hardly slept. You kept me awake half the night with your tossing and turning."
That Mahmood Al-Bezier actually slept with his wives in turn instead of simply summoning them when he wanted them would have come as a great surprise to those who knew him only as the most feared man in Azerbaidistan. If you had suggested such a thing to any of his subordinates or that he was a fond and indulgent father you would have been dismissed out of hand as a complete idiot. The Al-Bezier? Loving and kindly? And who put hashish in your hookah, this day? But Mahmood had not always been rich and powerful and still kept to many of the habits of his youth.
"It is the curse of genius," Hediya, the youngest wife nodded knowingly and crossed her arms over her very pregnant belly. "Our husband spends too much time worrying about the welfare of the realm and not enough time enjoying life."
"Up, our husband!" Zaafira had the command voice of a regimental sergeant major, "It's off to the
hamam
for a good bath and I shall send word to Ibrahim that he is to give you his very best massage. Go!"
"And
I
," Nadira muttered under her breath with a leer, "will make very sure that he sleeps well."
"Shall I help? You know how much for fun it is when there are three of us in your bed."
"Not this night, Hediya our little pomegranate. He is tired enough as is. Trying to play with two at once will be quite beyond him, I fear. Once the sultan is back our husband can relax. Then you and I will entertain him together."
"And each other, of course."
"Of course!"
*****
His bath over and feeling much more relaxed and at ease, Mahmood entered the darkened chamber of his second wife's quarters. There was a single lamp lit near the bed and it threw flickering shadows in the slight draft. The light cast a warm glow over Nadira's naked body, lying on one side facing him.
"Ah, husband, are you feeling better?"
"I am, pearl among women, but I think that tonight sleep is in order."
"I know, Mahmood, and that's what I'm going to ensure. Come, lie next to me. You need not move; I will take care of you."