This story was a joint effort between lucky-E-leven and ABSTRUSE for a fun project, started with friends in the Author’s Hangout Forum. It is nothing like any of lucky-E-leven’s other submissions, but was fun to write and ABSTRUSE and I are hoping it’s fun to read. It is also part of a chain story that has had me in stitches since it began, so if you enjoyed it, please visit the rest of the chain and support the effort of some of Literotica’s finest writers. Thanks, Lucky.
“Helllooooooooo! And welcome to day seven of the two thousand four Literotica Olympics!”
“Geez, Lucky, settle down. The competition hasn’t even begun and already you’re yelling into the mic,” Colly said, giggling at the curly haired brunette beside her.
“Well beautiful, what can I say? After yesterday’s Triple Jump competition, I’m amped up. Today’s action is going to be just as hot and I’m rarin’ to go! The sexual energy in here is so high that if there was a way to harness it into electricity I bet we could keep Las Vegas lit up for years.”
“You’re crazy!” Colly said with a sexy half grin and blushed when Lucky seductively licked her lips.
“Ladies and gentlemen, I realize there are some finely tuned nude forms down on the playing field, but there is no way I can continue this broadcast without mentioning that standing this close to such a stunningly beautiful co-anchor is doing some wonderfully tingly things to me. Thick auburn tresses spilling over her shoulders, creamy alabaster skin, full inviting breasts, legs I could dine on for hours and man what an ass!”
“Lucky!” Colleen gasped and just as she opened her mouth again to protest, Lucky-E-Leven whipped up her shirt and flashed the petite woman, effectively silencing her and freezing her, mouth agape.
“Ah, yes! This is Lucky-E-Leven comin’ at ya live from the love shack! For those of you that don’t know, that’s the affectionate term we broadcasters use for the tiny announcer’s booth down at the archery range. I’m joined today by the insanely sexy, Ms. Colleen Thomas. I tell ya, folks, if they don’t get this competition underway soon, sweet Colly is in serious danger of getting Lucky.”
The small redhead blushed furiously and then cleared her throat before speaking, “Thank you for the warning, Lucky, but I rather enjoy a bit of danger.”
“Easy there, Red. This could get out of hand in a hurry. Why don’t you explain to our audience what they’re in for today? I’ll just sit here and watch your luscious lips move.”
“Oh my! Well today’s Archery competition features some very exciting elements. Each man and woman team has three suction cup arrows at their disposal. One team member will fire these arrows at their teammate and wherever they land is the area the team must include to bring their teammate off. I’ve only covered this event once before, care to introduce our contestants, Lucky?”
Colly cocked her head to the side, waiting for an answer from the brunette and finding her green eyes hazed over with lust.
“Lucky? Hey, Lucky! Anybody home?”
“Hmmm? Oh, sorry folks. You have no idea how distracting my co-anchor is, none whatsoever. What was the question, beautiful?”
“Introductions, lusty Lucky. People would probably like to know who they’re watching today.”
“Yes, of course. We’ve got an exciting line-up today with teams ranging from extremely experienced to first timers. The most experienced team consists of Cloudy, a beautiful warrior princess with long brown hair and an ass to die for. Her teammate Pop_54, a rakish Brit pirate sporting a sexy eye patch and his lucky parrot on his shoulder, can’t seem to decide where to look with all of the gorgeous men and women on the field. They’ve won countless competitions in the past and are the crowd favorites to win today, but I’m not sure it’s as cut and dried as people think. The next team we have is Liar, a dashing Swede, and Black Tulip, a gorgeous Dutch woman with dark hair and an extremely voluptuous figure. Liar is notorious for his skill with the bow and arrow and Black Tulip has proven that her physical responsiveness is head and shoulders above the rest. Look for them to get the most bang for their buck, as it were, out of arrow placement.”
“Oh, Lucky, that was just bad,” Colly replied before covering her mic and adding, “I love it when you’re bad.”
Lucky’s eyes narrowed in lust and a loud smack sounded in the booth as her hand connected with the shy redhead’s firm backside. A surprised squeal flew into the air and Lucky picked up with her commentary as though nothing had happened, while the smaller woman’s cheeks grew rosy again.
“The third team competing here today is a recent coupling of hard bodies. Summer Morning has competed before and is extremely athletic which will help him, in the event that his arrows fail to hit the mark. His teammate, Honey123, is new to the competition this year but the woman’s body is rock solid, as is her will to please. I figure they are quite a force to be reckoned with.”
“Mmmmm…I can see your nipples poking out beneath your shirt.”
“What?” Lucky asked, looking surprised.
“Hmm? Oh my, did I say that out loud?”