The WWF has recently been pretty busy. Ric Flair is CO-owner, Mr. McMahon is delusional, Triple H and Stephanie are having marital woes and so on. We have also just released the results of our match of the year, superstar of the year, and the two most coveted honors, Internet Babe of the Year and Diva of the Year. Our Diva of the year is the lovely, energetic, high flying femme fatale of Team X-Treme, Lita.
If you remember, Lita made her debut as a wrestler when she accompanied Essa Rios to the ring. Any of you die hard Lita fans might recognize her as one of the Godfather's former 'hos.' She also spent some time as Miss Congeniality and Angelica in ECW and other independent wrestling companies. It took a little while to find the right situation for Lita, but after months of one on one meetings and strategy sessions, she is now one of the most popular figures in Sports Entertainment today.
One of those most memorable meeting took place a few months before she was introduced to the world. I was busy working on angles for Hardcore and Crash Holly when there was a light knocking at the door of my office. It was our now former head writer Vince Russo with Essa Rios, Matt and Jeff Hardy and a dark-blonde hair colored Lita. Vince informed me that the four of them would be involved in a few TV shows and that we needed an angle for them that would be buyable. He said that he'd take care of the Holly's storyline (that's why everyone has forgotten about them now).
"Okay, let's see what we have here," I stated as I glanced over the new talent that stood before me. "Essa, I understand that you have training in the Luche Libre style of wrestling, right?"
"Yes, I do Mr...." I cut him off immediately.
"Please, all of you, just call me Shawn."
Everyone nodded and replied in agreement that from that point on, I was just plain old Shawn.
"Okay Essa, I think that you and Amy (Lita's real name) would make a pretty good pairing," I said as I rose from my seat and began to slowly walk around my office. "Since you trained with her in Mexico and have worked with her for so long, it would be a good idea if you two started out together. Having someone you're familiar with helps relax you in the ring and eventually you'll get more and more comfortable there."
Essa and Amy nodded in silence as I continued to brainstorm. "Matt and Jeff, the two of you are going to be the shot of adrenaline that the Federation is looking for right now."
Matt cleared his throat and spoke, "Uh Shawn, what do you mean?"
"Well," I inhaled deeply before continuing, "when I look at the two of you, I see a mix of high flying stunts, unbelievable improvisation, and high energy that will keep WWF fans on the edge of their seats."
"Sounds like a plan to me," Jeff chimed in as huge smiles grew on his and Matt's faces as they began to form mental pictures of the preliminary blueprint I had laid out for them.
"Alright now Amy," I paused as I looked over her well proportioned body, "has Russo given you a name yet?"
"No, he said that he was gonna leave that to you."
Just great, along with him sticking me with storylines for four wrestlers, I also had to name one of them.
I walked back to my desk and sat on the front left corner. "Okay, we'll figure out a name for you later. That's not important right now anyway. What IS important is that we have a few house shows coming up pretty soon in North Carolina, at that time you will officially go on the road with the company."
The young wrestlers began to smile and grin as I informed them they were going on the road.
"Now you have to understand, you will be doing your own driving, and once you start going on the road, you'll be away from home anywhere from 150 to 200 days a year. If you're serious about wrestling, you will have to make some sacrifices."
I handed each of them an itinerary of where they would be going and how long they'd be staying in each city. They all glowed as they began to slowly realize that they were on the road to possibly becoming WWF superstars.
"Along with you joining the federation at our stop in North Carolina, I'm going to travel with you for a few days. I need to get a sense of what kind of characters each of you can play and decide where you'll be most useful in the company. Now, if there aren't any questions, I'll be seeing all of you in about three weeks."
With that, all four energetically walked out of my office excitedly awaiting the upcoming weeks. As I returned to my desk, my door opened slightly as Amy's head timidly peeked into my office.
"Yes."
"Um, I was wondering if I could talk to you in private for a minute," her voice slightly quivering as her dainty hand clutched the doorknob.
"Yeah sure, what's the problem?" I asked as I reclined in my chair.
"Well, it's like this," she closed the door behind her and I heard the familiar click of the lock, "I want to be a WWF superstar more than you know."
My mind began to race as this alluring woman with exotic hazel eyes and a bold dragon tattoo on her right shoulder walked right up to me with a very determined and self-assured look on her face.
"To be honest Amy, there are millions of people out there who want to be WWF superstars, only a select few actually make it," I replied while clearing my throat and wiping my brow.
She now stood directly in front of me, behind my desk. "But none of those millions of people are willing to work for the opportunity to be a star like I am."
With that remark, Amy hopped onto the edge of my desk and placed her feet on the armrest of my chair. This usually would get my blood flowing, but with her wearing a pair of somewhat baggy blue jeans, I couldn't really get a nice view of her sex.
"I really like the ideas you came up with for the guys, but I don't want to end up like a Miss Elizabeth or a Debra." She leaned forward. Her face was inches from mine. "I mean don't get me wrong or anything, they were great at what they did, but I don't want to be known as a glorified valet for my entire career."
The sexual tension in the room was getting thick. My member was rapidly growing as the blood in my veins pumped faster and faster. My eyes fluttered as I inhaled deeply. Amy reached forward and forcefully grabbed the front of my shirt and pulled me to my feet. My crotch was directly against Amy's as she wrapped her legs around my waist. My tool was painfully pushing at the front of my slacks as Amy leaned forward and placed a light, delicate kiss upon my lips. A very surprising kiss after her show of aggressiveness and dominance up to that point.
"I'm looking forward to talking with you about my character when you get to North Carolina," she said lightly. "I'll see you in a few weeks."
Amy then gave me a slight squeeze on my ass and calmly walked out of my office. I dropped down into my chair. I sat at my desk with a raging hard on, in utter confusion and complete shock.
"What the fuck just happened?" I asked myself out loud.
I couldn't believe what just took place. I was supposed to be the big time writer. I help create stars and make legends and I just got played by what I thought was an innocent young wrestler looking for her big break. I figured right then and there that Amy would be a real handful.
Fast forwarding about 20 days later, I caught up with Amy, Essa, Matt and Jeff in Wilmington. They were in a local gym working out with Christian, Crash and Ivory. Amy had dyed her hair. The once dark-blonde dominatrix was now a fiery red head. We had a big TV taping coming up in a few days in Raleigh so this would give them a chance to see how things worked when you entered the majors. This trip would give me enough time to talk with the young talent about what kind of things they might like to do.
My talk with Essa was pretty simple, we'd showcase his talents in the light heavyweight division. Conversations with Matt and Jeff showed me that they were destined for stardom, they would be huge stars in the federation in no time. Amy was a different matter all together. It was going to be difficult trying to find the right spin for her still unnamed character, and after our brief encounter in my office a little under a month ago, I was having trouble concentrating on writing her into a storyline. After remembering the kiss we shared, I was more interested in discovering what the rest of her tasted like.