This story is written by both Dice Casden and Kristi as part of the D&K Universe
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Following a WWE Live Event in early October of 2004, at a hotel near Seattle, Washington, RAW Superstar Edge is laying on one of the hotel's twin size bed, dressed in a pair of black jeans and a white tank top, as he flips through the channels on the TV, "Shit... never anything good on..." Edge says as the bathroom door opens. Edge looks over and smirks, "Geeze Lita... Matt was right, you do take for-fucking-ever in the bathroom..." Edge laughs as his best friend, Matt Hardy's smoking hot red-haired girlfriend Lita comes out of the bathroom.
Lita laughs as she flips the light off inside of the bathroom and towels off dampened red hair. "Shut up..." Lita replies jokingly as she ruffles the towel through her red hair to dry it off, after taking a shower. The former Women's Champion and current girlfriend of Matt Hardy, Lita, presses her lips together and shakes her head "And I didn't take that long..." Lita says, while dressed in a pair of loosely fitting black sweatpants and a white hooded sweatshirt.
Edge smirks as he sits up on the bed, "Yeah you did... close to 15 minutes... that's like an eternity..." Edge smirks as he turns on the bed to stand up.
Lita rolls her eyes and shakes her head "Sorry if I don't take 4 minutes to shower...' Lita says with a laugh as she tosses her towel onto her own bed of the hotel room. Lita places her hands onto her hips "So...did my cell phone ring while I was in the shower?" Lita asks.
"Yeah it did..." Edge says, "I think twice... and I didn't peek... but I bet it was Matt calling again.."
Lita smiles a bit as she walks over to her cell phone and picks it off of the bed "Why didn't you answer it?" Lita asks as she starts to scan through the missed calls "I wanted to talk with him...you know it's tough not traveling with him..." Lita says as she shrugs her shoulders "You know, girls get certain urges too..."
Edge smirks, "Hmmm... you've been riding with me since Matt went down back in August... I didn't notice you having any urges...." Edge says.
Lita raises an eyebrow as she glances over at Edge "Really?" Lita shakes her head back and laughs "Guys are so dense..."
Edge laughs, "Hey we are not dense... we just need a big sign, with like flashing neon lights, every now and then," Edge says as he sits back down on his bed, "But I have noticed you like constantly rubbing your legs together in the car whenever you were on the phone with Matt, happy now?" Edge asks.
Lita blushes a bit "Yeah...but hey, I can't help it if I'm a bit horny..." Lita says as she sits down on her own bed inside of the hotel room, sitting on the edge and locking at her boyfriend's best friend "It's not like I can just go up to anyone and be like "Hey I need a real hard fuck, I'm horny", you know what I mean?" Lita asks with a laugh.
"Yeah I do..." Edge laughs, "Hell when I was hooked up with Val's sister, it was like, what the fuck was I doing, when I'm the on the road so much, I want to be able to spear any hot blond, gorgeous brunette, or feisty redhead that I see."
Lita raises an eyebrow and glances at Edge "Feisty redhead?" Lita asks with a bit of a smirk as she casually glances at Edge.
"Yeah...." Edge smirks, "Well, that's what Matt calls you whenever he brags about your relationship."
Lita smiles as she flips her red hair back "Well I can be feisty..." Lita says as she licks her sinfully hot lips.
"Yeah, that's with Matt around... but Matt's not here..." Edge licks his teeth.
Lita scoots a bit closer on the edge of the bed "Yeah...he isn't here..." Lita replies as she swallows in her throat and locks her incredibly seductive eyes with Edge.
"True..." Edge smirks, "So... are you gonna ask me that question you can't ask just anyone?" Edge asks.
Lita bites down on her bottom lip "Do you want to fuck me hard?" Lita asks as she hungrily licks her lips.
Edge licks his teeth, "Oh yeah Lita... " Edge nods his head and smirks as he leans back a bit on his bed so that Lita can get a good look at his bulging crotch. "But are you really gonna say 'fuck Matt' and that you need a cock right now?" Edge asks
"Hey, I said I was horny right now..." Lita says with a laugh as she sinks off of her bed inside the hotel room and positions herself onto her knees in front of Edge. Lita slyly smirks up at Edge as she reaches up to unbuckle his belt. "Besides...what Matt doesn't know can't hurt him, right?"