The Ing of Porn

FUCKED UP TWISTED AND PERVERTED PORN DEBAUCHERY AT IT'S SLEAZIEST... AND HORNIEST... ENJOY MY FELLOW PERVERTS

PORN IS MY LIFE... MY WORLD... ENJOY THE ADVENTURE

MY PRIVATE JET ON THE WAY TO NYC...

I'm on the phone with my wife Kim Kardashian. "Just get it done babe. You're the boss, when I'm not around. Figure it out. Get another bitch to play Laura Croft. Just find some really hot babe that looks like Lara Croft. Call Angelina Jolie. She owes me, so ask her to do it." I tell Kim.

My mama (Beth Chapman) is perfectly riding my ten thick inches, up her mature and oh so wonderful booty, while my step mama Oprah Winfrey massages my big balls and rubs my mama/her wife's leaking pussy... while my wife Gianna Michaels films it all for my movie, MAMA AND I. We're in the beautiful, and very spacious bedroom of my cool ass private jet.

"OK babe... I trust you. Whip their ass til the movie is finished... Love you too. Bye." I say goodbye to Kim, as I lay back and smile, loving mama's phat ass all over my awesomely hard cock.

"GIVE MAMA THAT BIG DICK SWEETHEART!! FUCK YEAHHHHHHHHHH!! TEAR MAMA'S ASS UP BABYYYYYYYYYY!!" Mama slams up and down my my rock hard cock hammer. Oprah sucks my balls and fingers my ass, as mama rides me so damn well. I squeeze her giant tits and smile, loving that sweet, cuvacious ass all over my, as thick as her forearm, dick.

Mama squirts hard, again and again. Oprah laps it all up, moaning loud and nasty, massaging my balls beautifully. Gianna starts riding my face, as she films it all. My tongue snakes up that delicious twat, licking her out, from side to side. Gianna cums into my mouth, licking her lips slowly, looking right at me, right as I cum up mama's well fucked, mature booty.

Oprah pulls my cock out and sucks me bone dry, then sucks out my cum from mama's gorgeous, bootylicious, bad ass booty. Oprah loves my cum and I love her eating it. Gianna grinds on my face, catching everything on camera.

BACK IN BEL AIR...

"So... What did he say?" My wife Penny (The Big Bang Theory) asks Kim.

"He said to get it done. To find another bitch that looks like Laura Croft... He also said to ask Angelina Jolie, because she owes him. I'll give her a quick call and see if she'll do it. Kim walks into my office to call Angelina. Penny thinks over who would be a good Lara Croft in my hot TV and movie character parody movie, FANTASY SLUTS GONE WILD.

Kim comes back a couple of minutes later. "No luck. Angelina said she would love to do it for James, but she's out of the country with her kids." Kim says, shrugging her shoulders, not knowing who to turn to next.

Penny looks at Kim, pondering who would make a really hot Lara Croft... and it hits her. "I've got it. What about you Kim? You look a lot like her. You've definitely got the body for it. OMG... It would break the internet too. Kim Kardashian as Lara Croft... in a porn parody? Holy crap on a cracker... that would rock Hollywood." Penny tells Kim, smirking, shaking her head in approval, very confident in her choice.

"I don't know Penny. I'll have to think about that. Problem is... we don't have much time. James will be back in a couple of days. I would look hot in that outfit though." Kim looks back at her perfectly spectacular booty and giggles, shaking it like a champ.

"Yes you would, baby." Penny smacks Kim's beautifully curvaceous ass and lustfully gropes it, looking it over in Kim's skin tight, flesh colored mini dress, grinning a very horny, very hot grin. Kim shakes her ass for Penny, as she squeezes it and watches it shake so wonderfully perfect.

"SPENCE!! GET YOUR ASS UP HERE... NOW!!" Penny yells out to my nerdy assistant Spence (The King Of Queens). Spence runs upstairs to my office.

"Yes Penny." Spence is breathing heavy... I have a huge mansion.

"What do you think about Kim playing Lara Croft in the FANTASY SLUTS GONE Wild movie? She's be perfect, don't you think?" Penny looks at Spence inquisitively. Damn, Penny is hot. Long blonde hair in pigtails, a tight white tank top... no bra... pink and white cap, turned sideways, shorts and shoes... long white with pink double horizontal stripes socks. She blows a bubble with her bubblegum, and pops it, waiting for an answer.

"Yes. Kim would be perfect as Lara Croft. I mean... C'mon... look at her. She's perfect... so of course she would make a perfect Lara Croft." Spence stares at Kim... and Penny.

"Wait here." Penny tells Spence.

Penny grabs Kim's hand and leads her to her bedroom. Penny gives Kim the Lara Croft outfit and Kim puts it on. Kim already has her long, dark hair in a braided ponytail. Penny looks over Kim and smiles, shaking her head. "Damn Kim... you do make a perfect Lara Croft. Come." Penny and Kim go back to my office, where Spence is waiting. He's rubbing his cock through his pants. Penny sees it.

"HEY... WHAT THE HELL?" Penny scares Spence. She's teasing him. Spence jumps nervously.

"I'm... I'm sorry. I..." Spence stammers.

"Ha... just teasing you sweetie." Penny slaps Spence's ass, as she and Kim walk over to the full length mirror and look at Kim. Spence's jaw drops. His cock is rock hard in his pants... Penny notices.

"You were right Spence. Kim definitely makes a perfect Lara Croft." Penny says, running her hands all over Kim's backside, looking at Kim in the mirror, admiring her awesome hotness in that outfit. A light green tank top... no bra... tight, short camo shorts. Light green, short socks and dark boots... shades on too. Penny smacks Kim's ass and squeezes it, looking back at Spence, giggling. Kim moans, as Spence stares, open mouthed. He grabs his cock and rubs it, then quickly let's go, when he sees Penny looking at him.

"Sorry." Spence says to Penny.

"It's OK sweetie. You can play with yourself. Pull it out, and let us watch... while you watch us." Penny winks at Spence.

"Umm... are you sure?" Spence asks nervously.

"Yes sweetie... pull out that hard cock and jerk the fuck outta it. Who knows... if you do a good enough job... I might let you stick it in Kim's ass." Penny smacks and squeezes Kim's ass again. Kim looks at Penny with a confused look.

"Excuse me." Kim says to Penny, wondering if she was serious. Penny winks at Kim, smiling, letting Kim know she's teasing Spence. Kim giggles and plays along. She shakes her magnificent backside of awesome at Spence.

"You know Kim... we do need a male lead for your scene. You know, when you get captured by the bad guy, and he ass fucks you and films it... think you can handle that, Spence?" Penny teasingly asks my chubby, annoying nerdy ass cousin. He just nods, staring at my wife's ass shaking and popping in front of his beady eyes.

"Let's see that cock sweetie. Get it nice and hard and maybe we can audition you for the part." Penny says, giggling, smacking Kim's ass rubbing all over that spectacularly spectacular vision of curvaceous, asstastic awesomeness.

"I'm kinda thirsty... Maybe I'll suck your sweet cum out of Kim's ass... after you fuck it for three hours." Penny wiggles her eyebrows at Spence, blowing him a kiss and licking her wet, pink lips. Penny's really getting into the cock teasing with Spence.

"Wha... Huh? Three hours? I don't think I can last that long... Ummmm." Spence stammers, half smiling, nervously holding his rock hard cock. He knows he can't last three hours. Penny ramps up the cock teasing.

"What do you mean? We need you to last at least three hours, Spence. Don't let us down. I mean... you get to ass fuck Kim... and I'll suck your cum out of her ass. That's a pretty good incentive. Pretty please sweetie." Penny gives Spence a very sexy, pouty look.

"I... I mean... I can try." Spence tells Penny.

"Trying's not gonna be good enough." Penny looks at Kim ass, as she lowers Kim's tight shorts. Penny squeezes Kim's awesomely phat ass.

"We're gonna have to make a deal." Penny walks around Kim, feeling all over her perfect body. Spence just stares... and jerks his cock. Penny stops, right in front of Kim. She winks at Kim again, once again showing Kim she's teasing.

"Here's the deal. If you can't fuck Kim's ass for at least three hours... Then Fat Bastard (The Austin Powers Movies)... AND Braun (WWE Superstar Braun STROWMAN)... AND Horny (FORMER WWE Superstar Hornswoggle) ALL get to ass fuck you at the same time. Triple anal for you sweetie." Penny looks right at Kim and they both giggle, knowing how scared Spence is right then.

"WHAT? I mean, c'mon. There's no way I could take that. No way!" Spence shakes his head and lowers it, depressed and defeated.

"BUT... If you can last at least three hours sweetie... then you not only will get to fuck Kim's perfect, world famous ass... (Penny squeezes it, shaking Kim's ass for Spence)... AND you'll get me to suck your cum from her ass... AND... I'll let you fuck me everyday for a month... any way you want... AND you can cum in me... or on me... anywhere you want." Spence raises his head, his eyes widened. He thinks about it.

"So... what's it gonna be?" Penny asks Spence, pouty look on that perfect face of hers. Penny pinches her rock hard, puffy, pink nipples through her thin, white tank top and rubs them, looking right at Spence, smiling sweetly... enjoying the ramped up teasing, very much.

"Flash me." Spence demands... showing confidence.

Penny is shocked by his brazen attitude. She decides to play along though. Penny slowly pulls up her tank top, exposes those gorgeously awesome, perky, 32C titties. She looks at Spence with a boss bitch look, putting the pressure on Spence.

"I'll do it!" Spence says confidently. Kim looks at Penny, surprised. She was only going along with the teasing. She didn't intend to let Spence fuck her ass for any amount of time. Penny looks back at Kim, surprised as well.

"You know... if you accept this challenge and fail... even by one minute... you'll get triple ass fucked by the others. You do realize that?" Penny tries to scare off Spence.

"I know. I wanna fuck Kim's ass really bad though... yours too Penny. I wanna piss in them too. Both of yours." Spence says confidently.

Penny and Kim look at each other. Kim decides to call me to straighten it out. Kim explains everything to me on the phone. My mama is sucking me off, while Oprah and Gianna make out. I'm higher than a motherfucker... and feeling so damn good, with my cock shoved down mama's very skilled throat.

"Tell Penny that she's gotta take Spence's cock up her ass for three hours. Not you. It was her idea, so she's gotta put out. The stipulation about Spence getting triple anal if he fails still stands though. Your ass belongs to me and me only, so Penny's gotta pay out. I'll talk to you laterrrrrrrrrr... UHHHHHHHH!!" I let out a big groan, as I cum down mama's throat. She looks up at me lovingly, and swallow it all, smiling and massaging my cum pumping balls.

I hang up on Kim and watch mama suck me clean. Gianna and Oprah come over and help lick and suck me dry. I start pissing on all three ladies faces. They take the piss facials with a very happy smile. I grin my ass off and keep pissing all over em.

"What did he say? Penny asks Kim.

"James said you have to take Spence's cock up your ass for three hours because you thought of it and you have to pay up. He said my ass is his and his only... sorry Spence." Kim gives Spence an oops smirk.

"He also said the triple anal stipulation is still on... so you better last three hours Spence." Kim says smiling.

Penny thinks about it... "Oh well... guess I got myself into this one. I was just teasing about all the fucking and cumming stuff, by the way Spence. Me and my big mouth." Penny giggles, shrugging her shoulders. She takes of her very short, pink and white shorts. Penny pulls off her white thong and throws it to Spence.

"Something to remember me by." Penny laughs. She bends over my desk and smacks her perfectly shaped booty, smiling at Spence.

"Well... Get it over here and start ass fucking sweetie. You got three hours to last, so you better be well rested." Penny wiggles her eyebrows. Kim smacks her ass and squeezes it, shaking it, like Penny did hers.

"Before we start... Kim... get me that bottle of Jack Daniels. I think I'm gonna need it." Penny asks Kim.

Kim grabs the bottle of whiskey from my bard and opens it, handing it to Penny, who chugs a mouthful down. Then chugs another mouthful. "WHEW... here you go." Penny says, handing the bottle back to Kim. She takes it and drinks some herself.

Kim hands the bottle to Spence, who tries to chug it, but coughs. Penny and Kim laugh, and share some more, each drinking a mouthful. Spence pulls his pants and tank top off and spits on his shaft. Her rubs it in and walks up to Penny.

"Just shove it in. I've already got a buzz GOINGGGGGG!!" Penny lurches forward, caught by surprise, as Spence roughly enters her spectacular ass.

"Yeahhhhh... go get it Spence." Kim encourages him. She's a little tipsy from the Jack Daniels. Kim drinks some more and hands it to Penny. She grabs the bottle, as the desk shakes. Her eyes roll back, from the pleasure shooting through her tight ass. Penny chugs another mouthful of whiskey and puts the bottle down, getting into the rough ass fucking from Spence.

"MMMMMMMM... YEAHHHHHHHH!! DAMN... You've got a nice cock Spence... UHHHHHHHH!!" Penny screams out, her eyes rolled back in sheer sexual pleasure. Penny holds the desk and gives Kim a slutty look, biting her lips, showing her Spence's sexual prowess. Spence squeezes Penny's awesome 32C titties through her white tank top, as he pummel Penny's tight, perfect, bootylicious booty with his rock hard and throbbing six, very thick inches.

"SHITTTTTT... IT FEELS GOOD SWEETIE... UHHHHHHHHH!!" Penny grips the oak desk and squirts all over Spence.

"You know Spence... you gotta last three hours. You probably should slow down. Don't wanna get too excited." Kim tells Spence.

Kim takes a gulp of whiskey and hands the bottle to Spence. He shakes his head in agreement, wiping his sweaty brow, and drinks down a mouthful of whiskey... keeping it down... no coughing either. He stops fucking Penny, and watches her swollen pussy pump out the tasty pussy cum.

Kim smiles at Penny and hands her the bottle of Jack. Penny tanks a big gulp and puts the bottle down, buzzed and moaning, squirting all over Spence. She takes a deep breath and they all three relax for a few.

Spence's cock starts to shrivel inside Penny's ass, and slides out. "Oops. Looks like he lost his boner... but he didn't cum... so your ass is safe for now Spence." Kim tells him. She and Penny giggle, smiling, and they kiss each other. They both are buzzed. Spence stares and takes a deep breath, making sure not to cum.

"Well... you got him all got and bothered Penny... so I'm guessing it's your responsibility to get him hard again." Penny tells Kim, giggling, feeling all over Penny's spectacularly amazing... and tight... body.

Kim slaps Penny's ass, and pulls Penny away from the desk, and to her knees. "Suck it bitch!" Kim says, all tipsy, grabbing Spence's soft cock and shaking it at Penny. She pulls Penny's head to Spence's cock and fucks his duck with Penny's mouth, pushing and pulling her head on it. Kim licks her lips slowly, watching Penny suck on Spence's cock. She's turned on and buzzed... so she's horny as fuck.

Penny gobbles up Spence's chunky cock, licking all around it, in her mouth, while she deepthroats it perfectly. Spence groans. Penny looks up at him, realizing if she makes him cum in her mouth, then Spence will get triple ass fucked.

Penny smiles and sucks faster, her devious plan unleashed. Penny sucks Spence faster and faster, licking all over his plump head, in her mouth. His salty precum pouring out onto her tongue.

"Mmmmmmmm... This is great. His precum is so yummy and his regular cum is even better... and I'll get to see him get three dicks in his ass... I love this." Penny says to herself.

Kim stops Penny, knowing what she's up to. She pulls Penny's mouth off of Spence's precum oozing cock, and smiles at her, waving her finger. A huge glob of precum hangs off the flared open piss slit of Spence's now, rock hard again cock.

Penny sticks out her tongue and lets the precum pool on there. She smiles back at Kim. Kim laughs and shakes her perfect, dark, shiny haired head. Penny swallow the orecum on her tongue, and blows a kiss at Kim.

"Naughty girl. You almost caused Spence to lose the bet already. Shame on you." Kim laughs, looking at Penny.

"Be careful Spence... Penny's a tricky slut. We wouldn't want you to lose already, poor thing." Kim says to Spence, tickling the sensitive underside of his rock had cock, with her beige fingernails. Spence groans. Penny and Kim giggle at each other, very much enjoying teasing Spence.

IN NEW YORK CITY FILMING RACHAEL RAY AND ANNE BURRELL IN COOKING WITH COCK...

MY best friend forever Chef Anne Burrell and my sexy fuck buddy Rachael Ray are bent over the table, nude, with white stripper pumps, getting railed in the pussy, from behind, by me, while Gianna films it all. I'm putting out a porno called COOKING WITH COCK. My two sexy cooking pals are sweetly letting me use and abuse their delicious pussies for the movie.

I slap the fuck outta Chef Anne's thick, voluptuous... and very white... ass, as I drill my ten, super thick inches up her bald, beautiful... and oh so juicy... twat. Anne takes all ten thick with a beautiful smile.

Rachael goes behind me and kneels down, spreading my cheeks. The naughty cook slides her very talented tongue up my ass, for some very enjoyable salad tossing. I close my eyes, loving Rachael's tongue up my ass. She so skillfully works her long tongue in my ass, licking me out. She masterfully massages my big, throbbing balls too.

"Work my ass and balls whore." I look back at her and smile. My cock is so damn happy, thumping in and out of Anne's awesome, squirting pussy. I pull out and she wheels around, kneeling down, happily devouring my huge cock.

Anne looks so fucking good sucking a cock. She bobs that gorgeous blonde haired head wildly on my cock monster. Rachael licks out my ass faster. I blast my jizz right into Anne's hard sucking mouth. She collects every damn, gooey drop.

Anne's mouth is totally full. She opens her mouth and shows me the huge mouthful of thick cum and she swallow it all down, licking her sexy, lips glossed lips and smacks them, kissing my very thick cockhead.

Rachael sucks my big ass balls for five minutes, from behind, while Anne sucks my cock. I grin and shake my head, loving it all.

We end the shoot with me eating ice cream out of Anne's super phat... and tasty... ass, while she squats over my face, and Rachael rides my cock up her thick, curvy ass, looking right at me, smiling that sweet and beautiful Rachael Ray smile.

I cum deep up Rachael's booty, then piss in it, as I rub Rachael's bright, white pumps. Anne laps it all up greedily, as I eat her soaked, extremely tasty pussy, til she squirts hard into my happy mouth, as I hold her stripper pumps by the heels. Anne has delicious pussy cum and I suck it all out, smiling the whole fucking way.

BACK IN MY OFFICE...

Spence and Penny are back to ass fucking, with Penny bent over the desk again, two hours into the bet. She rode his cock in her ass on my office sofa, desperately trying to get him to cum before the three hour time limit... but no luck. Spence is in unknown territory, never having lasted nearly this long before without cumming. He really, really wants to win... and avoid the triple anal punishment.

"That's it Spence... only one hour to go." Kim says to him, half encouraging him, have teasing him. She smiles at Penny, knowing Penny is really enjoying her ass pounding. Kim plays with Penny's perky, hanging titties, squeezing them roughly, smacking her perfect ass as well. Penny and Kim finished off the bottle of Jack Daniels... and both are buzzed and horny.