Why Don't Ya Do Right?
Hello! I bet you're all surprised to see another story from me? Well, that's not going to be technically true since this is really just the same story but with a lot more description, better flow (to me) and Jessica doing quite a bit more to the detective in order to entice him. So, I hope you all enjoy the rewrite and tell me what you think!
"Mr. Valiant?" A sultry and seductive voice called out while a curvaceous silhouette appeared on the frosted glass of the offices of Valiant and Valiant. The sound of heels clicked audibly on the wooden floor as said figure made a walking motion on the door, hands planted onto some wide, shapely and swaying hips. "Mr. Valiant?"
The sound of a toilet flushing could be heard before the bathroom door inside the office opened up and a rather short, slightly-balding man stepped through as he fiddled with a tie that he had around his neck. He wasn't wearing a shirt at the moment so his upper body was completely bare while the pants he had on to cover his lower areas were held up by his only other hand. He was an older man that was approximately in his late thirties, his stocky frame clearly on display thanks to not having a shirt. While he may not have looked like he was in the best of shape, being slightly obese and having a good amount of fat on him, there was no denying that he was sturdily built and anyone would have a tough time taking him down in a one-on-one fight.
His name was Eddie Valiant, a former Los Angeles police officer that started up a detective agency with his late brother. He looked around his office to see who it was that was calling out his name from the other side of the bathroom. Eventually, he found that it was none other than Jessica Rabbit, the human-like toon wife of Roger that he first met at the Ink and Paint Club. Though, she was definitely unlike any other cartoon that he'd ever met in his life.
Jessica was a cartoon that was drawn with the concept of having what was considered the male's ideal body for a woman. She was just a bit taller than him, possessing a voluptuous frame with a tiny waist that seamlessly connected to her wide hips that swayed sensually and hypnotically. Her fair skin highlighted her long and luscious red hair, the side-bangs of which tended to cover her right eye to give her a peek-a-boo look. Speaking of her eyes, they were a nice, emerald green that were able to stop any red-blooded male in their tracks as soon as they were met with their smoldering gaze. They were usually half-covered by her eyelids that were shaded lightly with lavender eye-shadow for a more seductive appearance. She also had nice, plump lips that were coated with a similar color to that of her hair, a layer of red lipstick covering those rather plump pouts of hers.
When Eddie's eyes went lower, he immediately understood why both human and cartoon males were enamored with her. After all, he'd be lying to himself if he said he wasn't attracted to her as well. She had a body that could only be described as voluptuous thanks to her hourglass figure, thin waist, long legs and her very impressive bust. Her usual outfit did nothing to hide any of it either. A very form-fitting, red-colored and sequined dress was draped over her body, having a very low back and a heart-shaped neckline that showed off a ludicrous amount of cleavage thanks to the sheer size of her breasts. There was a long slit at the right side of the dress that would allow the long and slender leg on the same side to poke out when she walked. She also had on a pair purple opera gloves that spanned over her arms and stopping just at her biceps. Lastly, she was wearing some red-colored pumps on her feet with heels that were high enough to make her calves become more pronounced.
"You've got the wrong idea about me, Mr. Valiant..." Jessica said to him as she held up a medium-sized and circular-shaped mirror with her left hand in front of her face. Her other hand, meanwhile, was in the process of holding up a tube of the same colored lipstick that she had on and was sliding the angular tip across her plush, pouty lips. "I'm a pawn in this just like Roger. Can you help me find him?" She asked while giving Eddie a brief glance over her shoulder before going back to applying her makeup. "Just name your price... and I'll pay it."
Eddie saw the mirror turn slightly to show his face but he paid it no extra attention, taking a step closer to the drawn woman with the perfect figure and sultry demeanor. "Yeah, I bet you would," He replied back, his eyes suddenly noticing the forearm of her right arm sinking down into the valley between her rather huge breasts when she went to apply lipstick to her lower lip, making them conform around it. "You've got to have the rabbit to make the scam work."
Jessica finished with the lipstick as she turned her head towards him, gently placing the tube and the mirror down on the desk she was standing next to. "No, no, no, I love my husband!" She said, turning her body to face him with her hands placed onto her wide hips before she started walking. "You've got me all wrong!" She quickly passed by him, the scent of her perfume flowing into the detective's nostrils. "You don't know how
hard
it is being a woman... looking the way I do." After a few more steps, she posed herself by thrusting her chest out, showcasing her enormous bust to him and also poking her right leg out from her dress to show it off. This pose also showed her rear off quite nicely, the thinly-covered and bubble-shaped buttocks doing its best to draw his gaze.
He had to admit that this drawn dame certainly knew how to use her body and her words in order to make a man's heart beat faster than normal. "Yeah, well..." Eddie didn't notice his voice becoming a bit huskier in tone as he took a couple of steps towards her to shorten the distance between them. "You don't know how hard it is being a man... looking at a woman looking the way you do." His eyes roamed over her sexy body when he said this, unable to keep themselves from examining every single curve of this busty, red-haired cartoon woman.
"I'm not bad..." Jessica replied without missing a beat, her lidded eyes looking over her shoulder as her breasts gave a noticeable bounce and jiggle. "I'm just drawn that way."
Eddie stared at her for a few moments, wondering just how in the hell that crazy cartoon rabbit, Roger, got such a busty bombshell of a wife to be so loyal. There were many men in this city that would do anything to just be in the presence of this vision of sexiness in front of him. Truly, it was difficult to try and understand how women thought, let alone toon women. Eddie surmised that he probably wouldn't ever be able to figure either of them out.
After he was done with his thoughts, he turned around to a nearby chair where he remembered placing a white, buttoned shirt on the back of it. However, when he looked, he didn't see the shirt anywhere. Eddie wondered where it was that he had put it but he ended up brushing it off for the moment, shaking his head before he returned his attention back to Jessica. It wasn't like Roger's wife was bothered by his current appearance since she hadn't commented on it. "Weren't you the one I caught playing patty cake with Old Man Acme?" He asked her as he took a few steps toward the center of the room.
"You didn't catch me, Mr. Valiant," Jessica swiftly replied. "You were set up to take those pictures."
"What are you talking about?" Eddie immediately asked back with his brows raised, genuinely surprised to hear this.
Jessica turned her body and looked at him over her shoulder, which she lifted a bit in apprehension, as if she questioned herself if it would be a good idea to tell him what she knew. She did need his help and this information would be important for him to know if she wanted to find her husband. Eventually, Jessica decided that it was in her best interests to tell Eddie. "Maroon wanted to blackmail Acme. I didn't want to have anything to do with it, but he said that if I didn't pose for those patty cake pictures..." Her voice became much more emotional around here as she placed her hands on her chest during the explanation. "Roger would never work in this turn again!" They then slid down and crossed over each other in front of her stomach, causing her arms to push against the outsides of her breasts and make them press together before giving them a small bounce and jiggle.
