This story is based on a game "Who Wanna Be a Bimbo" created by Dahakma.
The game, despite its simplicity, is really absorbing and entertaining. It turns out, it can be inspiring as well.
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My name is Nick and I decided to participate in a TV show called "Who Wanna Be a Bimbo?". It combines an old school quiz with the latest technology that for me is indistinguishable from magic. The key to the show and the main source of its popularity and dissimilarity from other such forms of entertainment is the penalty for each wrong answer - the contestant goes into a place called "The Chamber" and gets physically or mentally transformed, ultimately into a bimbo. I have watched the show a few times, but do not consider myself a fan. I understand the rules though and think of the questions as moderately hard. As is often the case with such shows it's more a matter of luck.
My friends from work who are fans of WWBaB had pointed out that I possess a broad general knowledge (I call that useless facts) and I work well under stress, so I should have a decent shot. The main prize is one and a half million dollars, so the risk can pay off. Somehow they managed to convince me to participate. So here I am...
"Welcome Ladies and Gentleman to Who Wanna Be a Bimbo. My name is Frank Trustworthy and I'm happy to present you our new contestant, Nick. Hello, Nick."
"Hello, Frank" I said in as confident voice as I could muster. It came out quite well.
"Tell us a few words about yourself, Nick."
"I'm twenty eight years old, I work as a junior manager in a large corporation."
"Do you want to quit your boring job and become a bimbo?" said Frank jokingly.
"No, it's not boring and I like it to a certain degree. And most certainly I don't want to become a bimbo. I'd rather leave this show unchanged, but with a lot of money. So does my girlfriend, who's watching the show right now."
"You'll soon get your chance. We have six rounds ahead of us, each with five questions. You'll have ten categories to pick from, so you can skip the four that you consider the toughest. There are five questions in each round and four answers available for every one of them. For every wrong answer you give, you'll have to draw a transformation card at the end of that round. If you don't like one particular transformation you can discard it, but have to pick two other in its place. You then go into The Chamber to get transformed and return to proceed to another round. Before you choose one of the categories, you need to draw ten of them from our pool. Ready?"
"Ready."
"So draw your first potential category.'
I put my hand into the bowl full of pieces of paper and pulled out one of them, then read its content out loud:
"European Flags."
"How do you feel about this category?"
"Sounds pretty easy."
"Pick another one, then and let's see if it's as good for you."
"Star Constellations. This one's terrible! I know almost nothing about stars. Hopefully other categories will be easier. Portugal. I'm not sure. I know a thing of two about Portugal, but don't consider myself an expert. Still a lot better, than stars."
The other ones, I had drawn, were: Poland, Germany, Olympic Games, Measurement and Units, Geometry and Money.
"What's your first choice?"
"I'm Polish, so Poland shouldn't be a hard category."
"As you wish."
It was easy indeed. Capital city, longest river, tallest mountain, first dynasty of kings, Solidarity the trade union - all basic school stuff. I got all the answers right and could proceed to the next round unaltered. This time I picked Germany, I had a lot of general knowledge about our Western neighbour so I felt confident. The questions felt a bit harder or maybe it was just the stress of being on stage finally kicking in? The largest constituent state, the longest river, the smallest state, de facto capital city during the cold war - all of these I got right, but some required a longer consideration. The fifth one, "Which of the following isn't a state?", was tricky and I tripped on it.
"You gave one incorrect answer, so you have to draw one transformation card, Nick."
This time my hands were not as stable as when I was drawing the categories. I pulled out one piece of paper and read the text aloud:
"Breasts Expansion."
"Aren't you a lucky one! Each single expansion increases the size of your breasts by two cup sizes, so you'll get nice B-cup boobies. And that's not silicone, they'll be natural and firm as those of an eighteen year old girl. Unless you want to discard it and choose two different ones. What's your choice, Nick? Do you want to get sexy breasts or risk getting two mental transformations?"
"I don't want mental transformations obviously, but I'm not ready for such an invasive alteration to my body. I'll discard it and draw something else."
"Go ahead then."
"Body Hair Removal and Feminization of Clothes."
"Do you like them more than breasts?"
"I guess so. They are less invasive for sure."
"Into The Chamber you go then."
I was given a blindfold to protect my eyes and locked in a large metal box. On the outside it had some fancy decorations to give it a futuristic look, but on the inside it was completely empty, just dark plain metal walls.
After a few seconds I sensed that the device was beginning to work. The skin over my whole body was tingling gently; it was perceptible, but not uncomfortable, one might even call it pleasurable in a slightly erotic way. Even if I had wanted to scratch myself I would not have the time to do it; before I could react the feeling was over. But another transformation began immediately, the one of my clothes. This lasted a bit longer; I could feel my shirt getting tighter, so did my underwear. The legs of my trousers molded and shortened turning into a skirt, my socks got significantly thinner and longer becoming stockings. Before I could fully appreciate their soft touch on my smooth skin I felt pressure on my chest - a bra had appeared!
Eventually I got out of The Chamber and took off the blindfold. I have been worried that I would look silly, but fortunately I did not. The cameras zoomed in on me and I could see myself on the large screen. The clothes I wore were feminine, but tailored specifically for my still masculine body, so they did not look odd on me. I was dressed like a female accountant would on an ordinary workday - classy and professional. The skirt ended just below the knee, the shoes had flat heels, but also got modified into a feminine pair. The clothes fell surprisingly comfortable as well, I especially liked the feeling of nylon stockings on my now perfectly smooth legs.
"There are few more things you need to know, Nick" said Frank, as the audience admired the effects of my transition "the body hair removal does not include face. You came clean shaven today, but will have to use the razor again tomorrow. We have a separate transition for the face. BUT the hair from your neck downwards has been removed permanently. You'll be constantly smooth as a baby from now on. Your girlfriend will most likely envy you not having to shave your legs. But that's not all. The transformation of your clothes wasn't a one time event either, it was also mental. From now on you'll feel compelled to wear feminine items only."
"What?!"
"How do you like your new lingerie?"
"The panties are a bit tight, but feel nice. I like how the push-up bra shapes the front of my shirt. And I just LOVE the sheer stockings" I could not believe myself as the words left my lips.
But when I thought about it, I came to the conclusion, that I actually meant every single word. Oh, well...
"Let's go to round three and maybe we'll get the chance to do something about the tightness in your panties."
This time I picked Geometry. I had always been good in maths at school and even though some years had passed since I graduated, I believed that I remembered most of the information.
The first question was most likely the easiest one imaginable - the area of a square. The second one, the perimeter of a circle was as easy, but they were just to calm my alertness. Third one hit me like a club - the area of a torus. I could probably imagine the shape of a torus off stage in a stressless environment, but even then it would be hard to derive the formula for its area. I was left with a lucky guess and following Murphy's law it was unlucky.
The perspective of another transformation was unsettling, but I somehow managed to calm myself down and give the correct answers for the next question - volume of a rectangular pyramid. The fifth question was again a tough one - volume of an ellipsoid. Once more I had to guess, but this time lady luck was on my side.
Then came the time to draw another transformation.
"Mental Drain" I read the dreadful words out loud.
"Do you want to keep it?"
"Oh no! That's the worst one, isn't it?"
"If you don't like being ditzy, Double Mental Drain would be worse. But yes, most of our contestants discard this transformation if they have the opportunity."
I discarded it and drew two, new ones.
"Hair Extension and Facial Feminization."
"We had just talked about shaving your face and here you are, you won't need to shave at all. And the longer hair on your head will nicely compensate for that. If for some reason you cut them down they will grow significantly quicker, until they reach the new length. What length that is we'll find out when you leave The Chamber."