Walking in the darkened aisles of Talladega better known as pit road Christine looked around, making sure she was moving unseen. She KNEW she'd get busted and possibly tossed out of the track if caught, but she was dying to see it all up close.
She knew each pit by the numbers and team colors, she came up to Dale Earnhardt Jr.'s pit and stopped. She took an extra moment or two to take it all in. She was just about to walk off when she heard, "Ya know, they catch ya, you're history..."
Spinning on her heel she gasped, there before her the finest man she'd ever seen, Dale Jr. himself. "I didn't mean any harm, please don't rat me out." She pleaded.
"Nonsense, I ain't a squealer much less that much of a prick, some of the other guys, they'd have you tossed just so they could brag about it in the mornin'. Come on, instead of doin' it the wrong way, I'll show you myself." He offered.
"Thank you..." She said a little nervous as she followed next to him silently.
He showed her his pit, then told her, "Everything all the way down is about the same. Anything else you wanted to see?" He asked with a small smirk.
"You sans the clothes." She muttered under her breath.
She saw him smirk a little bigger, "Come on take a walk with me, I'll show ya the track." He said offering her his arm.
He walked her around the large track, showed her the meaning of the steep banking of the turns, walking her into the top of turn 3 he asked, "How'd you get past security?"
"Um..." She stuttered for a moment.
"Flashin' tits normally doesn't work, but I guess in your case it did huh?" He asked almost a little TOO knowingly while looking her up and down.
"Dang it's dark up here." She said changing the subject. She looked down the thirty-three degree banking and noticed they were up where the track met the sky. Or so it seemed.
"Havin' a hard time seein'?" He drawled softly.
"Not really. It's just darker than the rest of the track." She smiled at him.
"You know..I SHOULD turn you in." He whispered near her ear.
"But you brought me out here." She said in surprise.
"No matter, all I have to say is I caught you out here. They're gonna believe me over you darlin'." He stated the obvious fact.