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Now, to the story...
Clad in a cloak green, hood up to hide her beautiful features, Lagertha, Queen of Kattegat, moved quickly through the forest. Her kingdom was under threat by the jarls that had descended upon the coastal town. They sought her hand in marriage and rule of all her lands. It had become clear to the famed shield-maiden that she had to choose one, but the selection had proved elusive.
Seeking guidance, she had set out to visit the Seer. The blind one, who spoke prophesies, cast the bones and read the runes was both revered and feared. He straddled the two worlds, living in the land of men, but communing with the hidden world of the gods. Fate was already decided by the gods, and Lagertha would have their counsel, know the fate of herself and Kattegat.
Passing a rune-carved tree, she spied the house of the Seer. Animal bones and charms hung from the trees and adorned the wooden portal to his sanctuary. Small offerings of fruit, bread and dried meats were placed in small baskets by the door. An earthen jug stood, its top sealed.
Taking a deep breath, Lagertha pushed through the door and entered. Inside it was dark at first but her eyes quickly adjusted. Cold light cast about the gloomy room, shining from more totems hanging from the low rafters. With a warrior's grace, she moved deeper into the house. Then she spotted the Seer, his hunched form facing away from her.
'All hail Queen Lagertha. Queen of Kattegat,' the ancient one said, his tone coloured with mockery.
Lagertha removed the concealing hood. Her honey-coloured hair in its intricate braiding shone, her porcelain skin reflected the light, and her pink lips glinted. She would not be intimidated, not by man, woman, beast or prophet. Stepping closer, she took a low stool and sat by the small hearth in the middle of the room. Embers glowed, dispelling some of the chill in the air.
Turning, the Seer moved closer the fire. Head bowed, he moved slowly as if picking his way over a dry riverbed, picking the safest path. With a grunt, he dropped into his rune-carved chair. Head tilting back, he revealed his horrific visage.
His skin was a waxy, pale white, the skin of a corpse. Where his eyes should have been were twin cavities, fleshed over with his corpse-hide flesh. His mouth was a black cave, guarded by thick lips of darkest midnight, slick with saliva. Scars crossed and re-crossed his face, as if a murder of crows had set about him, clawing and scratching.
'What is it you wish to ask the gods?' he asked, his voice rasping in the chill air.
'I have only one question: who must I marry to safeguard Kattegat?'
The Seer looked at the blonde beauty seated before him, as if seeing her through his eyeless gaze. No answer came forth. Pale, gnarled fingers pushed a cold piece of meat into his mouth.
'Did you not hear me?' Lagertha asked, leaning forward on her stool. Light from the glowing embers from the fire shone on her skin, giving her a radiant appearance. She was the only thing of beauty in the dark hovel.
'Yes, I heard you,' rasped the Seer, face still turned to her as if he studied her beauty.
'Then what is the answer, oh wise one. Who must I choose to protect my kingdom?'
A hiss escaped over the gross lips of the Seer, bubbles in the saliva. Leaning forward he said, 'Already have I answered questions of your future, Queen Lagertha. For Kattegat I foresee strife and battle. But it will endure and grow. Like barnacles on a boat, it will spread, its grasp firm. It will become the envy of the Viking world, far beyond the avarice of the jarls now gathered.' With another hiss, he leaned into the back of his chair.
Unfazed by the disfigured mask of the Seer's face, the beautiful ruler leaned forward. 'But tell me, how do I bring that to pass? How should I deal with these men?'
'The gods have shown me what they wish for me to see, and no more.' The words spoken, his head turned away, hidden once more in the dark recesses of his hood.
'There is more, isn't there? I can hear it in your voice,' Lagertha said, a frown upon her face. 'Tell me! I must know.'
Turning, the hood faced her once more. Movement, then the corpse face slid forward, empty eye sockets looking at her.
'Take the words I have given you. For anything else, you have nothing I want. Nothing to barter with or bargain with, Queen Lagertha,' he said, his ghoulish gaze on her.
'I will have the knowledge I seek,' the warrior said, angered that she would be denied, concerned for her kingdom and its people. Throwing her cloak from her shoulders and sliding off her stool, she knelt before the Seer.
Behind his power he is still but a man
, she thought. 'A woman
always
has something to bargain with,' she said out loud.
Reaching forward she placed her hands on the Seer's knees, his dark robe rough. Beneath, she could feel his bony kneecaps, felt a tremble from the man. As she looked directly into his blind gaze, Lagertha's hands moved downwards, feeling the hard stems of his legs. Hands moving under the hem, she touched the Seer's shins, cold and thin. Ignoring the clammy flesh, fingers wrapped around the legs and moved upwards, drawing the robe up. Two pale sticks were revealed, the flesh appearing burned and scarred.
Pausing with her hands now on the prophet's knees, the queen smiled at him, sure he could see her countenance somehow. Gently, slowly, she pushed his knees apart, opening his legs. A tilt of his head and an in-drawn breath were his only reactions. But as his legs were opened further, the Seer moved his feet outwards, creating a space between them.
Ha! All men, farmer, fisher, warrior, Seer, they're all the same
, she thought.
No matter their power, they can be seduced
.
A grin of defiant triumph now on her face, she pushed the black robe up to the wizened waist of the seated man. Twin pale and wasted thighs emerged, looking too gangly to support the weight of the man. When she looked between them, her grin fell to a grimace and her eyes widened in horrified shock.
Light from the hearth provided illumination enough for Lagertha to peer into the rune-priests crotch. What she saw looked like a withered twig, white and flaccid. Grotesque, it was knotted with lumps and growths. Below was a shrivelled sac of fleshy pale skin.
Determined to get the answer she came for, the beautiful queen girded herself and leaned forward, her hands on the earthen floor. Against her cheeks, the Seer's thin thighs were cold, but as her face inched closer, she felt some warmth from the man's crotch. A faintly spicy aroma hit her nostrils as she looked at the disgusting cock scant inches from her full pink lips.
A moment of hesitation then Lagertha stuck her tongue out. Using it to lift the head of the abomination, she took the cock into her mouth. Fighting not to gag, the hot blonde woman sucked gently on the tip. She found the foreskin was dry and there was a faint taste to it. Above, the Seer gasped at the contact and in her mouth, the member slowly began to harden.
Behind her sealed lips, the woman hesitantly forced her tongue to quest forward. Brushing the underside of the swelling tip, she tasted the man again. To the surprise of Lagertha, it tasted faintly of some kind of ripened fruit. Eyes closed so as not to see the hardening gnarled cock, she let her tongue probe further.
At the end, her tongue found the entrance to his hood and pushed in. Under the foreskin, the fruity taste was stronger. Slowly, she moved her tongue, circling the head as it continued to grow. More of the agile organ explored the hood, bulging it as Lagertha took more of the fruit flavour. Pulling back, she ran her tongue around her mouth, investigating the taste.
'Tastes...it tastes good,' she mumbled, glancing up at the blind Seer. He nodded his head slowly but said nothing.
Looking back down, the man's cock was harder, having gained a few inches. The fleshy lumps and growths spread over its length nearly turned Lagertha's stomach. However, having already had the man in her mouth, she was determined to continue, to get the answers she needed.
And the taste is not so bad
.