"I'll see you when I get him, baby."
"Mmmm... you got it, sweet tits."
"Hahahaha. They're all yours too, handsome." My girl Kaia kisses me deep, such love in those lips and tongue. She rubs her 32Fs all over my face afterwards, giggling and smiling so sweet, chewing her bubblegum too.
I lick all over 'em in her real tight yellow and red waitress uniform and get in a quick sweet booty squeeze on her before she heads off for work. I'm still in bed, watching that ass jiggle away.
Dude... I'm so in love. I've got the hottest girlfriend in these parts. She's real popular too. Dudes... and chicks... are always... and I mean always... hitting on her, trying to feel her up, or fuck her. It's actually a turn on for me. I love knowing how much my girl turns people on. It's good for my ego.
Kaia and my sis Max (Kat Dennings/2Broke Girls) head off to the diner they work at. We all live together with my mom Kelly (Kelly Madison) and my sister Gina. Cool vibes living with four super-hot chicks. We got a big ass trailer so it's still nice and comfy here.
I dig living in a trailer park. Some people may not, but I do. Cool peeps. Fun place to live. Everybody gets along pretty well. The manager, Andy, is a cool old dude. 85 I think. A well-known peeping tom, but a real nice guy. He's got a smokin' hot granddaughter that lives with him too. She just moved in with him. Billie (Billie Eilish) is a gorgeous 18 year old honey with super sweet big titties. I freaking love her black and green hair. I dig unique chicks. Do your own thing. She moved out here with Andy cause she wasn't getting along with her parents. We hit it off right away. Fucked her five minutes after I met her.
All the neighbors are chill... for the most part. It's a real cool place to live.
"How much did you get in tips last week?"
"Ummm... Hmmmm... I think it was like $250. How much did you get?"
"$450."
"JESUS CHRIST! HOW'D YOU GET THAT MUCH???" Max almost serves off the road, shocked by how much tip money Kaia got at the diner.
"Well... promise you won't tell, James?"
Max looks at Kaia all naughty and inquisitive. She blows a bug bubble and pops it as they reach a stop light. "Sure." Max makes a zipped shut motion on her mouth.
"I flashed a few customers and let a couple feel me up." Kaia looks at Max a little ashamed of herself.
"Is that all? Geesh... I do that. Don't worry. That's no big deal. I thought you fucked them or something. Guys are always wanting to feel me up and see my tits. That's totally normal." Max reassures Kaia. A big smirk on those full, extra luscious ruby red lips of hers.
"Oh... OK. I didn't want you to think I was a bitch or slut."
"Kaia... you're a sweetheart. I would never think that. Don't worry. Maybe we can work as a team and really rake in the dough. Four big titties for the horny motherfuckers to drool over and squeeze." Max pops another bubble, cocky smirk and all, as she drives.
"That would be awesome. I'm sure we could make a lot of money that way. I just don't want James to find out. I don't wanna upset him. I love him so much."
"Don't worry. I don't think James would mind anyway... but I won't say anything. I promise."
"Thanks, Max."
"Anytime. Besides... you're gonna be my sister in law in the near future so it's only right for me to help you out... and make some more money myself." Max gives Kaia her trademark cocky, big smirk, chewing hard on that gum. They both laugh.
My best friend Spence (The King Of Queens) works at the same diner Max and Kaia work at. He's a cook... and janitor.
"Hey, Kym. Wanna fool around?"
"Are you high? I'm busy. Go cook something."
"C'mon, baby. You know you like my big sausage sandwich."
"Haha! Yeah... you got a big sandwich, alright... but I'm still busy. So get lost."
Kym (Kym Whitley) is the hostess/greeter at the diner. She's a huge titty black curvy milf. Real fun chick. Great fuck too. She's always begging me for weed... and willing to trade for it. (Wink wink)
Max and Kaia walk into the back, getting ready for their shift.
"Hey, ladies."
"Hey, Spence."
"Hey, dumbass." Max being Max.
"Kaia... can I talk to you for a minute?"
"Ok." Spence leads Kaia back storage room. "I hear you're taking tips to feel you up. So... how much is it?" Spence licks his pudgy lips real pervy, all excited about possibly getting to feel up my girl.
"Spenceeee... you're James' best friend. That's kinda weird."
"Why? I think you're really beautiful. We're friends. I mean... money's money." He turns in the extra perverted, attempted charm, staring hard at Kaia's perfect knockers in that really tight uniform. It's unzipped to the bottom of her 32Fs. They're almost spilling out of it. Max and Kaia dress the same. God bless 'em both for it.
"Yeah... but..." Kaia chews her gum, realizing Spence is kinda making sense, but still feeling a little weird about letting him feel her up.
"C'mon... please. You know how much I love you're gorgeous breasts. And I'm always nice to you and all. Pretty please." Spence looks all pouty, begging his pasty white ass off.
Kaia giggles. She shakes her head at his persistence. "Ok... its 20 bucks to see them... 50 bucks to feel them. And you better not tell, James. I mean it." Kaia gives Spence a real stern look. Spence nods excitedly.
Spence reaches in his pocket and hurriedly pulls out the cash. He hands her $50 to feel her up. Kaia takes it and puts it in her pocket, looking around to make sure no one comes in and sees her. She pulls her top open and yanks those absolutely perfect 19 year old melons out of her white satin bra and smiles. Spence's eyes almost jump outta his head. She swallow hard, licking wildly at his lips. He reaches over and CLAMPS down on Kaia's very perky breasts, squeezing for dear life. Spence is mesmerized by my girl's tits, staring a hole through them. He keeps up the overly excited squeezing, shaking them too.
"You have the most perfect breasts ever, Kaia. Good God!" Spence is in awe of them. They're so soft and big. So perfectly shaped. So perky and bouncy. Rock hard nips poking right out.
"Thanks. That's sweet." Kaia lets him grope her for a few more titty molesting seconds, them peels his hands off of her tits. "That's enough, Spence." Kaia puts them away and fixes her uniform.
"That was DEFINITELY worth the money. Oh yeahhhhhh." Spence goofy smirks, still staring hard at Kaia's titties.
"Thanks. I'm glad you enjoyed it. And remember... don't tell James. I mean it, Spence." Kia points at him. Spence again, excitedly nods, giving her a thumbs up too as he licks his pudgy lips some more, very fondly remembering the very awesome feeling of groping my girl's super tits.
As things get started at work for Max and Kaia, my mom Kelly makes me feel all warm and fuzzy inside...
"God bless Incest." I laugh. Mama does too, her mouth full of my foot long meat as she lovingly sucks on it while I chill in bed.
She bobs away on my cock, her full, voluptuous lips tightly gripping my throbbing rod as she slurp up and down on it. My mom is the most perfect woman ever in earth. Perfect in every last way. I can't stop growling with glee, mama laughing at my intense appreciation at her immense oral skills.
She rubs those massive melons up and down my trembling cock. It jumps repeatedly as those smooth, heavy jugs slide across it, so soft and with such pure motherly love. "I love you, mama."
"Awwwww... I love you too, sweetheart. More than anything. You make mama so happy. Mmmmmmm." Mama licks slowly down my huge rod, softly kissing it as she goes. A trail of sweat saliva left behind as she reaches my ballls, gently sucking them into her mouth, one happy nut at a time.
I get a text from Kaia. It's a bunch of hearts and a big, I LOVE YOU. I just smile. I text her the same back. I'm so stupidly in love with my girl. I'm gonna pop the question really soon. I've never been this in love with a chick in my life. There's just something about Kaia that makes my heart smile so bright... much more than those titties too. Haha.
Mama drinks my huge, super gooey load, cooing with cummy delight, happily playing with my pierced nipples as she smiles so sweet up at me, her throat swallowing fast. I just smile back, blowing her loving kisses, and thinking about how lucky I am to have the world's best... and most smokin' hot... mom.
A little later, I'm chillin' with Billie on the picnic table behind my house...
"You're really cute." Billie and I puff and pass.
"Thanks... I try. Gotta impress the chicks, you know." I wink at my new friend.
"Yeah... I bet. I'm sure you're real popular with the girls." Billie gives me a real playful grin, cozying up to me real nice.
"I do OK. I'm sure you've got the boys hounding you left and right."
"A little. It's cool. I like attention, but..."
More puffing and passing. "But what?"
"But, I'm only interested in one guy."
"Oh yeah... who?"
Billie grins, puffing hard, then passing back to me, slowly exhaling with a very sexy smile. "You."
I just puff... exhale... and give Billie a nice smile. We connect. A spark setting off between us. She softly rubs my face, then leans in and kisses my right cheek. Damn... she smells good.
A little spit swapping and tongue sucking... a little bigger tit groping... and Billie and I lay out on the picnic table. She gets on top and starts rubbing those big ass jugs all over me, her tongue dancing in my mouth... and all over my neck and face. My hands happily roam all over her voluptuous frame, closely inspecting all of her tasty curves. I notice ol' Andy watching us behind the bush next door. He's jerking off.
I grin. I like being watched. And it's kinky as fuck since he's peeping me making out with his granddaughter.
While Billie and I... and Andy... have some fun out back, mama is over at the bar down the street she bartends at cleaning up the bar...
"Looking fantastic, Kelly." Steve, the bar owner, pats mom on the back. He... like everybody else... has a crush on my mom.