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"OK, be cool, everyone, Danny's coming this way, pretend like he's not there," Rachel said.
Danny was retrieving a box from the basement storage, when he scared Rachel and Monica. They thought he was a Yeti, or something, so they bug fogged him. And for weeks, Rachel has had the hugest crush on him.
"Hey, Danny!" Monica said.
"Monica!"
"Hey, Danny," replied.
"You like Rachel, right? She's pretty nice to look at, right? I mean, look at her hair, that face, and those breasts, right?"
"Yeah, she's OK to look at."
"You'll take her on a date, right?"
"Yeah, sure."
And with that he walked to the bar to get a coffee.
"Thanks, Mon, that wasn't embarrassing. But, wow! I got a date with Danny!"
"What's wrong, why so glum?" Chandler asked Ross.
"Oh, I gotta show a couple of paleontologists who are joining the museum around New York, those people can be so boring."
"Yeah, we know."
Just then a hot professional woman walked in, and straight to Gunther.
"Do you know Ross Geller? I'm supposed to meet him here."
"No," he said and turned and walked away.
Ross got up from the sofa.
"I'm, I'm, Ross, Doctor Geller."
"Hi, I am Doctor Charlie Wheeler."
"Um, uh, uh, wow, I mean, nice to meet you, you want to catch some lunch?"
"Yes, that would be great."
"I'm telling you, Rach, Cujo is a really scary movie," Joey stated as he and Rachel walked into his apartment.
Just then his message machine picked up a call.
"Hi, Joey, it's Jan Rogers, I forgot, what time is your party this weekend, call me!"
"Wait, what, you're having a party and you didn't invite us?"
"Dammit, Jane Rogers!"
Rachel laughed, and walked across the hall to Monica's apartment.
"Monica, I saw Danny holding hands with a woman in the subway!"
"So..."
"So how is he going to fall in love with me when he has another woman?"
"You're insane, just go out with him and see what happens!"
Later that afternoon Ross brought Charlie to Monica's.
"Hey, this is Charlie, a new colleague."
"Hi!"
"She's a hottttiiiieeeeeee," Monica said a little too loudly.
"Uh?"
"Hiiieeeeeeee!"
Monica couldn't get over how hot Charlie was. A gorgeous face, great hair, with a body and ass that wouldn't quit.
She excused herself and went to her bedroom, straight to her dresser, and found her biggest bedtime friend.
It's been a while since she'd been fucked so she couldn't wait to stretch her pussy with her dildo.
Locking the door, she stripped out of her clothes, she lubed up the cock, sat up against the headboard, and fantasized about her and Charlie fucking.
She started with mashing one tit and grazing her hand over her hardening nipple. With the other hand she slid the cock in between her pussy lips.
"Uh........fuck......." she moaned.
Thinking about how Charlie's full, red lips would feel like on her thin lips, as they kissed and shared their tongues with each other, made her wet.
Charlie was much taller than she was, so she would have to get on her tip-toes to get to her, and that just made her feel like a little girl. A dirty little girl who was mashing her lips against another woman's lips, tonguing her like a dirty little girl.
The mashing of her tits increased, as did the speed at which she slid the cock in her pussy channel.
She growled Charlie's name.
"Uh, " she sighed, "I could fuck her so good. I would suck her tits, bite her nipples, I would make her so hot," she played the scene in her mind.
"We would take each other's clothes off, our shirts, then our bras, oh my god she's got great tits.
"Oh, yeah, touch my tits, let me look at your dark skin over my pale tits. Oh my god, yes, grab them," she continued as she started to ease the cock into her wet cunt.
"Oh, you want to lick my hard nipples, oh, please, Charlie, please lick them, tease them, twist them, oh yes, twist them."
"Then we would unbutton our pants at the same time, oh my god, her hands feel good inside the top of my pants. Uh, her hand is brushing against my pussy hair. Oh, my god, yes."
Monica was now thrashing her pussy with her cock. Driving it in and out with abandon.
"Oh, yes, slut, take my pants off and I'll take yours off. Oh, my god, your panties are so cute. Oh, you like it when I run my fingers up and down your cunt over them, huh, I bet you do..."
"I'm going to rip those panties off of you, Charlie, uh..."
"And after she was done twisting my nipples, she would take those gorgeous hands of hers with those long fingers and mash my breasts. Do it, Charlie, mash my mounds!"
Monica pushed in the cock as far as she could, released it, and grabbed it with her pussy so she could grab and squeeze her tits, the way she wanted Charlie to squeeze them.
"Uh, oh god, oh god, I'm cumming Charlie! Oh, you don't want me to cum? Do you want to make me cum with your cunty mouth? OK!"
"But first, baby, lemme suck your tits. Mmmmm, your nipple is so hard. So long. Mmmmm, I love how rough they feel on my mouth and tongue, mmmmm..."
Monica returned to the cock and was jamming into her pussy.
"Lay down for me, Charlie, let me show you what my tongue can do for you. Mmmmm, let me lick you the inside of your dark lips, first, then I'm going stick my tongue in your hole, mmmmmmm."
"Oh, Charlie, your pussy tasted so good. Oh, you want to taste mine? Oh, yes, please, please lick and suck my pussy. Lick it...suck it...lick it...suck it...lick it, bitch, you ebony beauty, lick my cunt, oooooooooooooooooooo!!"
With that, Monica came all over the cock, laid back, and relished in the feeling of cum dripping out of her pussy.
"Man, that bitch can eat pussy."
After Phoebe learned that Ursula was using her name as her porn name, she went to the movie studio to confront her.
Just before she could speak to Ursula, the director saw the two of them together and thought about how hot a twin scene would be for porno.
Even though she didn't get along with her sister, this could be something, the only thing they would have in common.
And, never passing up an opportunity to show off her acting skills like she did that one time as an extra on Joey's show, she agreed to co-star in "Golden Thighs," where she would play a secret agent.
Rachel and Danny were walking back to Danny's place after their date. It was a nice time, he was charming, and she was getting a little wet at the thought of going in for "Coffee."
"Oh, I'd invite you in, but my sister is here and I think she might be sleeping on the couch."
"Ohhhhhhhh, that was your sister in the subway!"
Krista, Danny's sister, opened the door, said "Hi" to Danny, gave him a big hug, and kissed him on the lips longer than a sister should kiss a brother.
Rachel looked around to see if anyone else was noticing the length of the kiss.
"You want to come in?" Danny asked.
"Uh, yeah, uh, sure, sure I'll come in for a sec."
Krista led Danny into the apartment by the hand, sat him on the couch, and sat very close to him, never releasing his hand.
"Rachel, this is Krista, Krista, Rachel."
"Hi, yeah, hi," Rachel said very awkwardly.
"So, you went out with my Danny! Isn't he great?"
