This is purely a fictional story and done in parody. I'm not 100% up on wrestling so I might not get all the facts straight.
*****
"What are you doing here?"
I jumped and my head snapped back to see this tall woman with long dark brown hair and a black business suit staring at me coldly.
Even though she was dressed professional, the suit still showed a nice amount of cleavage and you still could still clearly that she had quite a huge set considering the suit wasn't all that form-fitting.
I had a feeling she was one of the Divas, but I didn't know which one. Even so, this woman displayed a strong sense of authority that didn't feel like it was just part of her wrestler's shtick.
I'm Lewis Macias, just your average guy, long dark hair, green eyes, wearing a nWo shirt and black jeans and standing at about 5'6. I used to be a big wrestling fan back in the days of Hulk Hogan, the Macho Man and the Ultimate Warrior.
Life got busy later on so I missed out on the later Stone Cold era and the Rock era before he started appearing in GI Joe movies. I did find a friend of mine that huge into WWE so I joined him for a pay per view on tv and got back into it.
Coming back to it I found myself with a younger generation of unknowns. I still liked seeing that some of the older guys I remembered like the Undertaker and Jericho were still around, so there was some familiarity for me. I decided to check out a pay per view at a friends house. And hey, Undertaker was in the main event so I figured sure why not.
As my friend Jones and I watched the show, drinking beers and having hot wings, I got to see some of these newer guys like Cena and Sheamus fight it out. They even had a steel cage march and I loved those. Then they announced a Diva match.
"Diva match? The hell is that?'
"You know... The Divas. The girl wrestlers. Man have you been out of it for a while Lewis. AJ is defending her title against Layla tonight."
"Wow. Last time I watched wrestling the girls were just the managers. How long has this been going on?"
"It's been going for a few years, bro. I mean they even have their own reality show now."
"Um... Wow..."
I wondered if the girls were any good or if they were just there for eye candy. Soon the match started and I found out it was a little of both.
I was amazed as I saw this absolutely adorable girl with long dark hair in small tight jean-shorts and a small black top skipping happily down the ring with a cute upbeat theme playing. She was simply gorgeous and had an incredible figure, nicely toned and while she was small, her body was nice and tight.
"Dude. Who the hell is that? She's fuckin hot."
"That's AJ Lee. She's the current champion. I agree, she's fuckin cute. But Layla's my girl."
Her opponent, Layla was also a knockout. Wearing a small black wrestling top and shorts, her outfit seemed a bit more leathery than AJ's more casual attire. She has long light brownish hair overshadowing a layer or darker brown hair underneath. She was also thicker and more muscular than her rival, but in a good way. She had an incredible ass and a nice set of tits. My friend showed his appreciation.
"Aw fuck. That's her right there. Damn... I'd spend hours eating that pussy. I'd pound the hell out of that sweet ass. No offense dude, AJ is cute and all but I hope Layla takes the title."
I had to admit, I'd love to fuck then both, but my main attention was still on the adorable AJ. It was a decent match, as far as Diva matches go. Layla came on strong at first using her size as an advantage but AJ still managed to pull off the win and defend her title.
Soon her theme started to play again and she started to skip around the ring and wave to the fans. It was a good show. Not only would I be tuning in to wrestling from now on, I was now an AJ fan.
A month later I found out that WWE was coming down to our town and Jones scored front row seats and backstage passes. While the passes were mostly to hang with the superstars, there was also a contest to hang with one the Divas for a while. This was amazing. And by now I was also a fan of the Rock and he was in the title match.
The matches were amazing. I never got to see a ladder match til now and the battle royale was insanity. It all felt so much more intense in person and there's something about the raw energy of all the fans that empowers you.
My friend brought a sign to show support for Sheamus and one for Layla who was fighting a woman named Kaitlin. AJ was there too and this time she was facing off against Naomi.
As you entered everyone with backstage passes got to pick a ticket with a number on it and put it in a box. We were to return there after the event was over.
After the pay per view was done and Jones was done ranting about how quickly Sheamus lost his match, we went to the raffle. It seems it was winner got first pic and the first couple of winners chose to spend some time with Kaitlin, Layla and Naomi. It never dawned on me why exactly you could just go get autographs and hang with Cena while they had to make meeting the Divas into such an event.
I overheard a father ask one if the superstars about it. Triple H would tell him "Last time we did this one of the fans tried to get kinda out of line with one of the girls. We had to step in and then security came in and yeah, it all got messed up. They're safer in a one on one scenario with guards right outside."
I figured it made sense. Soon my number was called up and I jumped. I saw the remaining Divas at this point, the Bella Twins, Paige and AJ herself.
"Dude!! Here's your chance for alone time with AJ man! See if she can autograph my poster dude. Maybe they do several autographs."
I nodded and went up the stage. My legs felt wobbly and I felt all eyes on me. All the girls were looking at me too, all of then incredibly beautiful. I noticed AJ's sweet brown eyes locking themselves onto mine.
I felt all the blood rush to my face as her eyes bored right into my soul. I'm sure the others were looking at me too, waiting to see who I would pick, but all I saw were her lovely eyes and a smile that practically said 'choose me'. But that had to be me just imagining things.
The guy arranging the event nudged me, "um hey man..." which made me jump and caused some people to snicker. I noticed Nikki roll her eyes at me.
"Yeah I know they're all amazing. You'll never find much more talented ladies than our Divas, but you gotta make a choice. Can't have em all to yourself."
I was blushing, I could feel it in my face as others laughed but I sucked it up and spoke into the mic "um... AJ Lee... Yeah I choose AJ Lee."
AJ gave me another smile as she walked off with the others. We would get to see them after we hung out with the superstars.
We hung out for about half an hour or so. I had a lot of friends that asked me to get autographs from Cena, the Rock and Sheamus. Personally I always wanted an autograph from the Undertaker. He signed one of my classic Wrestlemania DVDs and stayed in character the whole time, not saying much and acting overall creepy.
The time had come and the guys were ready to pack their stuff for the road and wait on the girls. Jones held me up a little giving me some stuff he wanted AJ to autograph.
"And here I thought Layla was your girl." I teased.
"Yeah but I mean AJ is still cool. Plus I got 3 other Divas to sign this poster. Adding her signature to it would be awesome."
"Heh yeah ok. I better go man. The other winners are already going."
The others already walked down a hall and were nearly out of sight by the time I had to catch up. I followed the hallway number on my ticket but it was weird that there was no one around or any guards to lead the way. I thought the Divas were supposed to be well guarded and all that.
