"They look so beautiful together."
"Yeah. Some pretty ass white folks."
"It runs in the family."
"Shittttt... not with you it don't. How the fuck are you related to them? Take a look at them and take a look at your ugly white ass."
"Heyyyyy!"
"Them...pretty motherfuckers. You... ugly ass, dorky ass motherfucker. Big dick or not."
"Heyyy... that's not fair. I'm not an ugly motherfucker. I do have a big dick though."
"Yeah, well... you're a big dick, ugly ass white motherfucker, anyway. I still ain't got no clue how you're related to them. Musta been a drunk ass stork that delivered your ugly white ass to the wrong house, or something."
"C'mon, Wanda. Your so mean."
"Tellin tha damn truth though. Lucky for you, you got that big ass dick. Crazy ass whiteboy."
My smart-ass, funny as hell maid, Wanda Sykes is a one cool ass chick. Funny as hell. I dig her. She's arguing with my cousin Spence (The King Of Queens).
Anyway... we're all in my basement for a photoshoot. My mom (Porn Queen Kelly Madison) and I are spooning on the sofa, mama's all natural 34G titties hanging out of her thin, gray hooded top as I play with em and softly kiss her neck.
My mother is my queen. The most gorgeous woman on earth, and the love of my life. Yeah... I'm most definitely a mama's boy.
People always tell us how hot we look together. Not being too cocky but, chicks go crazy for me. They throw themselves at me. Good thing I'm a helluva good catcher. I can get any chick to do anything I want... and I mean anything. It's a gift. A damn fun one.
"Love you, sweetheart." Mama gently rubs my face with such sweet love, and kisses me as I grope her titties, squeezing em for dear life. I rub her rock hard pink nips with my thumbs as I squeeze those totally awesome, hefty mounds of awesomeness. Mmmmm. I'm obsessed with my mother's 34Gs.
I slyly slide my mothers thin, light gray sweatpants down and ease my fat ass cock up her pussy. "UMPHHHH! Mmmmmmmmm." Mama is pleasantly surprised.
As the photographer and everyone else take a break and talk, I fuck my mother's perfectly juicy and tight clamping pussy, squeezing her huge hooters as we kiss. Mama moans into my mouth as I thrust quick up her pussy, rubbing her very perky, vibrating clit as my cock plunges faster and faster up her pussy in and out, faster, with such love and hardcore lust.
Mama squirts, softly screaming into my mouth, softly biting down on my tongue as she sucks it. I grip those huge, heaving tits and fuck her faster, faster, faster, faster... andddddddddd.... faster. We writhe and moan and groan on that yellow, flower print sofa as Wanda watches and plays with herself. Spence drools, rubbing his huge rod in his skin tight, blue spandex tights. Mama smiles, turned on that were being watched. Her nipples are so damn hard, I rub em fast as I squeeze the fuck outta her 34Gs.
Mama squirts again, her gaped out pussy splashing my massive rod with her sweet, loving, mama cream, right as I cum dump hard and fast into her trembling, milf twat. God, it feels so good. Mama sucks off my tongue, moaning in orgasmic delight as we have a big ass mutual Big O. My jizz pumps out in thick, gooey globs, one after the other, into her hard spasming, totally drenched pussy. I shake those awesome titties and roughly grope em, pulling and rubbing her rock hard, trembling nips.
I love fucking my mother. She's my sex goddess queen forever. The truest love of my life.
I pull out of my mother's cum pouring twat and rub against her rosebud. She smiles as we kiss, giggling, knowing what I want. "Do it." Mama encourages me. She's so sweet.
I push deep up mama's tight ass, inching slowly up her warm dark tunnel. "GODDDDDDDDD!!! I love your huge cock in my ass, baby!" Mama licks my tongue, kissing me deeply, moaning with such intense love for me... and my cock. I fuck my mother's ass for a bit... not to cum in it... but...
I start pissing. "Mmmmmmmmm. Yessssssssssss!" Mama loves it. The sudden warm rush of piss up her tight, vibrating ass excites and delights her. I squeeze and shake her hefty tits, pissing in my mother's ass as she leans back into me and kisses me, her left hand softly caressing my face.
I pull out and start pissing at everyone else. Yeah... I'm a freaky ass pervert.
"Hey..."
"What the..."
People are surprised at me pissing on em. Except Wanda. She opens her mouth, moving around, and expertly catches my flying piss perfectly into her waiting mouth. Love that bitch. She drinks my warm, salty load, walking over to mama and I and kneeling down beside the sofa. Wanda puts my pissing cock in her slutty, thirsty mouth and drinks the rest of my yellow cocktail directly from the tap, sucking my fat white dick and massaging my big white balls as she drinks me piss dry.
Mama and I keep kissing... and I keep titty squeezing, shaking em, groping em, pinching the rock hard nips, rolling em between my happy fingers, and having a horny ass blast being my usual perverted self with my sexy ass, smart-ass maid drinking my piss and the love of my life kissing me, letting me merrily molest her giant jugs as much as I possibly want. Awesome day so far. My sex drip game is definitely on high. (Cocky, happy smirk)
...
"God.... I wanna fuck you right here. You get me so fucking horny, James." My buddy, Food Network Chef Anne Burrell is horny. Always is. We're on a flight back from Frisco. I was visiting my great grandma Nancy (Nancy Pelosi). She wanted some dick, so I flew up and gave it to her... real good. All her horny holes filled for two days. I love great grandma Nancy. She's always so sweet to me, always buying me stuff. She bought me a big ass diamond ring this time. Yeah... honeys buy me shit all the time, just cause I'm me. I don't even have to fuck em... but I always do. (Big horny smile)
Anyway... back to Anne. She unzips my black leather pants and pulls out my soft, but still really fat dick. Her eyes light up. I get that a lot. "Godddddddddddd. What a cock! Yum!" Anne smiles so big. She leans over and starts licking every fat inch of my meat, kissing all over it too, turning her head so she can smile up at me as she works me over. Sexy bitch.
I fondle her fat titties through her thin, white blouse as a couple of other passengers watch. The hot blonde stewardess... I think her name is Nicky (Pornstar Nicolette Shea) walks by. Great fake tits. Anne gulps me halfway down. My cock is 8 inches soft, and twelve inches hard so she's got about four, fat inches in. Anne sucks me hard, her saliva pours out of her mouth, running down my fat, soft shaft.
"Yum." Nicky says in passing, winking at me. I grin. Looking like I'm getting another new honey for my beehive.
Anne sucks me off, taking more of my growing cock in her hungry mouth. I put my hand on her hand, pop some molly, sit aback and relax. Anne bobs her blonde head on me, licking and sucking me off beautifully. I pop in her mouth, grinning pleasurably as Nicky stops by to watch. I give her some molly too. Gonna be a sweet ride home.
