(This story is pure fantasy. Please enjoy it as such.)
It was another quiet Thursday morning at the Soprano house, a day Carmela looked forward to every week. It was Ladies' Day at the country club, which meant golf or tennis in the morning, then lunch with her girlfriends, followed by some sort of card game in the afternoon. A few drinks were also usually part of plan. The game itself didn't matter to Carmela. She just enjoyed the chance to gossip as well as the camaraderie of her friends, a fresh relief from the tension of her life as the wife of a mob boss.
Apparently tennis was the game today, as Carmela came into the kitchen and set her racket on the counter. She looked ready to play, in her cute little outfit. She wore a white sleeveless blouse with a short navy blue skirt, and had her dark blonde hair tucked up in a blue visor that matched her skirt. Even if she wasn't that good at playing, at least she looked the part.
Tony walked in a little later, fresh out of the shower, in his white bathrobe. He couldn't help from teasing his wife about her outfit.
"Ooh! Look out, Venus and Serena! It's Carmela Cornikova!"
Tony hugged her from behind, kissing her neck, letting her know he was just fooling around.
Carmela just smiled, glad that she had a reason to get out of the house. Besides, dressing up in her different sports attire was half the fun. She also noticed how good Tony smelled.
"Mmmm! You smell good. I thought you were staying home today?"
He usually never bothered showering on days like this when all he did was lounge around in his boxers and bathrobe.
"Oh, I don't know...I thought maybe I'd go try my luck at the casino this afternoon."
"How about you? Big tennis match?"
Carmela couldn't believe that Tony was asking about her day with the girls. He usually didn't want to hear anything about it. She perked up when he showed some interest.
"Actually we DO have a big match planned. It's old vs young today. Donna, Gabi, Peg, Rosalie, Charmaine and I are teaming up against Adrianna and some of her friends. Losers pick up the tab at lunch."
"Sounds like fun. Make sure you take your checkbook."
Tony was in a playful mood, teasing Carmela as he walked away. He wasn't really that interested in her day. What he was interested in was one of her teammates. Tony had been having an affair with Charmaine, Artie Bucco's big-titted wife. They used to date before he married Carmela, and had just recently rekindled their affair.
Tony returned with his wallet just before Carmela was about to leave. He reached inside, pulling out a couple hundred dollar bills.
"Here! In case they cheat or something."
"Or you can treat yourself to do some shopping. Another cute tennis outfit couldn't hurt."
Carmela told him that he didn't have to bother, but had no problem snatching the cash out of his hands, before heading out the door.
"Thanks Tone, this might go towards our bar tab. I might be late tonight. There's lasagna in the fridge if you get hungry."
With that she left for her ladies day. Tony smiled to himself, knowing his plan was falling into place. He and Charmaine had planned on getting together all along. She was going to give an excuse about tending to her sick mother. Carmela would be gone long enough for Tony to have a little afternoon delight with her sexy friend.
Tony pulled out his cellphone and gave his illicit lover a text:
Carm just left. Will be gone all day. Look forward to seeing you. Holding you. Loving you.
At the country club, Carmela showed up all cheery and ready to play some tennis. Peg broke the news to her that Charmaine called and said she couldn't make it. Her mother was very sick.
"Oh that's terrible. I hope it's nothing too serious. Cecilia isn't getting any younger."
"Charmaine was supposed to be my partner. We won't be able to have three groups."
Rosalie let her know that they already figured that out. One of Adrianna's friends volunteered to sit out. Carmela, the top player on the older team would take on the best player from Adrianna's team in a singles match, while the others would play doubles like they originally planned. Each match would be one set. Best two out three wins.
"Yeah, I guess that would work. I just had my heart set on playing doubles today."
They only had one court reserved, and had to play their matches one at a time. This worked out well. It gave everyone a chance to relax and cheer their team on when they were sitting out.
Adrianna walked in with the rest of her team to introduce them to Carmela and her friends. It looked like a tennis fashion show, and the young ladies were the models.
Adrianna was her usual gorgeous self, flaunting her hot body in a tight blue sports bra that showed off her ample cleavage, and skimpy white short shorts, that put her amazing long legs on display. Now if only she could play tennis.
Adrianna's partner was Marta, a gorgeous blonde that was a dead ringer for Maria Sharapova, in her cute white skirt and top. Her legs were even longer than Adrianna's, if that's possible.
The other doubles team was Adrianna's lesbian friends, Allie and Max. Allie was a pretty young thing with a blonde ponytail that looked like she forgot to finish getting dressed. Her lavender spandex shorts and matching sports bra, made it look like she was playing in her underwear. Her partner Max stood out from the rest right away, with her completely shaved head. Her bald head distracted me so much that I didn't realize right away that she and Allie had matching outfits. Along with her shaved head, Max had more curvy figure than her partner, as if we needed any more to tell them apart.
Taking on Carmela in the singles match would be Vicky, another tall beauty, this one with jet black hair tied back into a tight ponytail. She wore hot pink skortz with a thin white top. Vicky may not have had the curves like her friends, but the flat-chested beauty got your attention, playing without a bra, with pokies sticking out like doorbells.
Sitting out was Brynn, a sandy haired blonde that didn't seem too upset by not getting a chance to play.
Rosalie announced the lineup.
"Gabi and I will take on Adrianna and Marta in the first match. Peg and Donna will be up next against Allie and Max, then Vicky and Carmela will square off in the finale."
If looks were any indication, it was going to be a one-sided affair. There was no way these older women would be able to compete with the younger girls. If anything, they had experience going for them.
The girls got ready, heading outside to the court, eager to get this match started. Carmela ordered a Bloody Mary and took a seat at her team's round table situated on the deck overlooking the tennis court. The younger girls took the table next to them, as the got ready for their tennis challenge. The others followed suit, with drinks in hand, ready to get the match started while the first group warmed up.
It didn't take long for the gossip to start. When Adrianna and Marta won game one, all Peg could do is complain.
"How are we supposed to compete against these young girls? They're half our age for Christ's sake!"
"What I wouldn't give to have a body like Adrianna LaCerva. What she sees in that hothead Christopher Moltisanti, I'll never know. She could do much better, if you ask me."
"You don't think she's a lesbo, do you? Her bald friend over there sure looks like a dyke."
All three of the ladies casually glanced over at Max, the girl with the shaved head. They couldn't understand why any young lady would do that. Carmela quickly came to her defense.
"I don't know. I think it looks good on her. Even kinda sexy."
Carmela was hoping that would be the end of the conversation, but it was just the beginning. Donna chimed in on the subject too, suggesting that Max probably shaves her pussy too.
"I think all the young girls nowadays shave their pussies. Why would they do that?"
Peg grumbled back, "It's just not natural."
Carmela tended to agree.
"Call me old-fashioned, but I like having a little fur down there. I'll take carpeting over hardwood floors any day."
The girls cackled like little schoolgirls and took a sip of their drinks.
Donna used this talk as a chance to get a dig in on their missing friend.
"I think Charmaine would agree. With her shag carpet."
Peg nodded in agreement. Carmela acted as if she was missing something, looking at the other two with a quizzical concerned leer.
"What? Is Mainey pretty hairy down there?"
She scrunched up her nose as she asked about her friend, as if it was something icky.
Donna couldn't wait to share her little tidbit of information.
"Oh my God! She's got a MONSTER bush! She dropped her towel in the sauna last week. You wouldn't believe it. It looked like she had a monkey between her legs. I swear to God, it was up to her belly button."
Carmela didn't know what to make of this revelation. She had known Charmaine for years, and had never thought about her that way. She did have thick black hair, it made sense that she could possibly have a thick dark muff too. She simply smiled at the comment, embarrassed for her friend.
"Wow! A monster bush. Who knew?"
Carmela Soprano was uncomfortable with all this talk about her good friend. But it didn't end there. Donna had more to share.
"That's not all. Everyone knows how much Charmaine likes showing off her nice round tushy. Well apparently she does more than just jiggle it. I heard she likes to take it in the ass."
Carmela had heard enough. She thought Donna was just jealous and making stuff up.
