I guess it was while watching Silver Linings Playbook that I have grown to fall in love with actress Jennifer Lawrence. Only in her 20's and she was already becoming one of the biggest stars in the world. Seeing her during interviews and doing talk shows made her look relatable to anyone. This young actress has done things that most actresses would have done about a decade into their careers or even longer. I mean, she's only 26 years old and she already has a number of awards, including an Oscar, a three Golden Globe awards and a SAG award. She'll likely win another Oscar in the near future.
I also can't help but see how beautiful she is. I mean, I really do find her attractive and she is a perfect 10, the perfect package (funny, smart, sexy). What I really like in a woman is humor and if she is really hot, she's the one for me. She has got it all in the looks category: beautiful eyes, great smile, perfect breasts, and my god, what an ass! My second favorite part of a woman (eyes are first) is the ass, making me more of an ass man than a breasts man.
I have got to stop talking about her and talk about myself. My name is Daniel Scott, I'm 30 years old and I write film reviews for my paper publication in New York City. I guess I would call myself attractive, just from my experiences with women who have been with me. I'm always judging myself, with me being a critic and all. I usually don't go out that much, living in New York City with a affordable apartment, I should be going to clubs, "hooking up", as my friends say who go clubbing, with girls but that's not what I find comfortable. I'm an old fashioned kind of guy, like to go the movies (duh) and stay in (I'm boring).
I graduated college six years ago and have been working for the paper for three years. I've become popular throughout my job, despite having the least major contribution to the paper, due to all of the events I get to attend. I have become very popular for my reviews and even major and independent films would feature quotes from my reviews in their trailers and TV ads. When I write my reviews, I try to be honest and really do give it my all to find positive things to highlight in a film. Even in a bad or flawed film, I like to highlight an actor or an actress for doing good work in an otherwise bad film.
I don't just write reviews, I also get to interview actors and directors for the film section of the paper. I'm really comfortable with interviewing them because I love film, so it makes me happy to see these big stars and talk about their new films and even get to talk about their favorite films. I met and interview many people from Ryan Gosling to Julianne Moore to David Fincher. But so far, I haven't interviewed my favorite one of them all: Jennifer Lawrence. During one interview, Emma Stone had asked me if I had interviewed Jennifer yet, I said no and that would become my dream to interview her. Stone knows Jennifer so she said that she'll give her the good word on me. Why did I tell her that?!?! The look on my face when I told her that made me look like a jackass, like I'm some weird fan. Well, there goes my chance to ever interview my favorite actress.
A month later, while I was working on a film review, my boss Tom walked into my office. "Hey Dan, you got a minute?"
I pull my chair back, to take a break from typing. "Yeah Tom, what can I do for?"
Tom comes closer to my desk. "I've been notified by a film studio that there's a film premiere next week and they invited you to the screening and to interview the stars."
Dan huffs and looks at his boss, "Okay." This would be the tenth film he was invited to see this month and he was just working on his ninth film review. He had been exhausted and wanted to take a vacation so he could have a five day weekend, with his birthday being on a Monday and how he would hate to celebrate his birthday on a Monday. But another review would be another paycheck so it was a tough decision he hated.
His boss agreed. "Good. You'll have a press badge by tomorrow."
I nodded to agree with him. Tom was about to leave before I asked him, "What's the movie?"
He looked at me in the doorway. "Its this artsy drama about a married couple in the 1920's."
Dan nods his head and asks, "Who's starring in it?"
Tom leans on the doorway. "Um, it's Bradley Cooper and Jennifer Lawrence."
Dan looks at his boss, "Sounds great, looking forward to it."
As his boss finally left, Dan could finally react in his way. He yelled without making a noise and threw his hands up in the air repeatedly. In his head, one word came to mind, "YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!"
He was finally going to interview his favorite woman. He couldn't keep his excitement. He left his office, went up to the roof and yelled as loud as he could, "Yes! Yes! Yes! Its finally gonna fucking happen!!" Dan had to calm down and not to sound like he was in a death metal band.
When he got home, he immediately put on his TV and watched the first Hunger Games film for the tenth time.
"Man, she is so hot", he says while taking his pants off and sat on his couch during the part of the movie where she is taking a bath. He would slow down that part over and over, no matter how short the scene was.
He pulled his dick out and started to jerk off. He had a 8 incher, which he was respectably proud of and knew how to use it, whether it was in his hand, in a woman or that fleshlight he would use on special occasions. He always knew it only took about a minute to get really hard when it came to his favorite actress. He closed his eyes and imagined that he would magically appear in the scene and would be in the tub, naked with The Girl On Fire. He would hold her, feel her breasts and pinch her nipples so tenderly. She would start to moan loudly and start to rub her ass against his dick. They would both start to moan and she would turn her head to look at Dan. Her blue eyes would turn him on the most, and she would give him this look and that would follow with six words:
"I want you to fuck me."
"Aaaaaaaahhhhhhhhhhhhh!!" Dan moaned hard as he came back to reality and came all over his hand and a bit over his couch.
"Damn, that was a bit much." He reached for a roll of paper towels on his glass table and wiped the mess he made.
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After his fantastical dream, he did some research on the movie he would be invited to see and review which would follow with him interviewing his dream woman. The name of the movie is called Serena, as it follows a married couple during the Great Depression and the downward spiral of their marriage.
Dan was impressed with the background of the film. It had a great cast (only one cast member is what he really cared about), a good director, and a worthwhile story. He watched a trailer and liked what he saw. Then he started to read about the film's release date and found out that it was filmed back in 2012 and is now getting its release.
"Uh oh" Dan knew what this meant. Most of the time when a film is released despite being made years before, it signifies that it was not viewed favorably by the studio, which would signal the film being bad or terribly made.
Dan knew this was the case. It always was. Not all the time, but he's seen many films that would suck when they were delayed for more than a year. A colleague of his had seen a film of David O'Russell's, a political satire that the director hated so much, he quit the film and the studio made a completed version, almost 7 years after its production and his colleague said that the film was rumored to be awful, in every sense of the shitiness. Could this be the case for Serena?
"No way!" Dan said to himself. Even if the movie's not good, she could still make a performance out of a shitty film and still look hot in it. I mean, she did it before with The House At The End Of The Street, a very shitty teen horror film where it had scenes of Lawrence running and showing her perky tits in action. "Mmm" he moaned, putting the scene in his head.
He decided not to research the film anymore and to judge the film for himself when he sees it tomorrow. Dan then ate his dinner, a chicken caesar salad that he forced himself eat. He was not particularly a fit man, occasionally indulging himself with his favorite foods, all tasty and all fat. He was about 6'1, around 200 pounds. Not fit but a lean, toned guy. Sometimes he would go to the gym and sometimes just walking would do the trick.
